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黑卡真的無所不能嗎?美國運通客戶關係經理來揭秘?!Amex Centurion Card = Mission Possible 【超派人生】 - YouTube
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美國運通寄來的黑卡
This is my American Express Centurion Card
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請問是黃先生嗎
Hello, is this Mr. Huang?
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你好我是
Speaking
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我是服務您的客戶關係經理
I will be your RM
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簡單來說呢我就是
Basically
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您跟美國運通
I am the bridge
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聯絡最直接的橋樑
Between you and American Express
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網路上很多謠言說美國運通
Many online rumors said that American Express
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連送你上太空都做得到
Can do anything for you, even send you to space
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這些新聞媒體的報導
Everyone is curious about these news
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客人都會好奇這些是真的嗎
Are they true?
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還是你們編出來的
Or did you make them up?
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其實我們就是
Actually, we...
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歡迎大家收看超派人生
Welcome back to Lavish Life
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我是主持人超哥
I am Bruce
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前幾天我收到美國運通寄來的黑卡
A few days ago I got my American Express Centurion Card
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基本上黑卡據我所知他是
I heard that you can't apply for it
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邀請制
You can only be invited
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根據你以前的
They look at your history
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消費記錄 消費習慣
Such as payment records and habits
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去決定你夠不夠資格
To decide if you are qualified
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邀請你成為黑卡會員
To become a Centurion Card member
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有錢也買不到就對了
You can't buy it with money
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基本上可以這麼說
Basically you can say that
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但我其實很窮所以
I'm actually broke
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就還可以
Well, at least not rich
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我不好意思講
I feel a bit embarrassed saying this
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公道自在人心
But there is justice in the world
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終於他審核下來了
Finally I've passed the evaluation
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所以我就擁有了這個東西
Now I have my Centurion Card
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那我們現在就來
Now is the time
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開箱囉
For UNBOXING
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首先打開這個盒子呢
Let's open this box
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中間有一個
There is a...
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哇塞好大本書啊
Oh wow this is huge
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果然是黑卡
See, the Back Card
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很黑
It's...well, black
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這本書裡面
And inside this "book"
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打開以後就是這個樣子
You will find the...
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美國運通百夫長卡
American Express Centurion Card
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不好意思
Excuse me
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我看一下那個
Let me check...
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我看一下那個發音
...the pronunciation
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拍謝
Excuse me
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這個就是美國運通
So this is the American Express...
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centurion百夫長卡
...Centurion Card
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它中間的這個圖案以
This figure in the middle
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古羅馬時期的百夫長為圖騰
Is a centurion from the Roman Empire
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這張黑卡是用
The Centurion Card is made of...
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鈦合金手工製成的
...titanium alloy
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比一般的信用卡
It's about three times heavier
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大概重三倍
Than a normal credit card
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據說是這樣了我們等下來量量看
That's what I heard, let's check
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一般的信用卡我們實測是
So a normal credit card weights about...
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五克
Five grams
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我們來試試看黑卡究竟有多重呢
Let's see how much a Centurion Card weight?
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黑卡是15克
It's fifteen grams
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所以真的是
So it's true
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一般信用卡三倍的重量
It's three time heavier than a normal card
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我們來看一下裡面還有什麼東西要
Let's see what else is in here
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卡片領取簽收表
A card receipt form
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會員手冊
And a membership booklet
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最主要它裡面就是有
And more importantly
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開卡專線跟這張信用卡
The activate number and the card itself
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還有一些會員的相關說明書
And some other membership intro
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其實看到這張卡
Well actually
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你就是只是要這張卡
What else would you need
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你還要什麼
Except for this card?
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就是
I guess
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刷卡出去的時候
I just like the feeling
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這個感覺
When I can actually use it
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大概就是這樣吧
That's all
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大家都聽過很多關於黑卡的傳說
We've heard all kinds of rumors about Centurion Card
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比方能讓飛機掉頭
Such as the members can ask a plane to turn around
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在國外遇到緊急事故的時候
Or if there's an emergency abroad
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可以請專機送你回來
They can send a jet to get you back
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只要合法
As long as it's legal
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他們什麼都能辦到的意思
It seems that they can do anything for you
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坊間的傳說是這樣
Those are the rumors I've heard
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你最想要做什麼事
Whatever you want
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幫我找我初戀情人之類的
Like look for your first love
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聽說他們可以像尋人任務一樣
I heard they can complete it like a mission
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我可以把我的女朋友列表出來
Maybe I can list all my girlfriends
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請他們都幫我找出來嗎
And they can help me look for them?
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等一下 我美國運通的客戶關係經理
Later, my RM at American Express
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他會打電話給我
He's going to call me
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我們來跟他求證一些
I'd like him to confirm
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關於美國運通黑卡的一些傳說
Some of these rumors
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喂
Hey
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喂你好
Hello
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請問是黃先生嗎
Hello, is this Mr. Huang?
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你好我是
Speaking
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黃先生我在跟您自我介紹一次
Hi, let me introduce myself again
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敝姓賴
This is Mr. Lai
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我是服務您的客戶關係經理
I will be your RM
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簡單來說呢我就是
Basically I am the bridge
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您跟美國運通連絡最直接的橋樑
Between you and American Express
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我可以跟你請教一下嗎
May I ask you some questions?
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你們那個秘書應該也要休息
I'm sure even your secretary needs to rest
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你睡覺的時候我要找誰
Who should I call when you're sleeping?
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基本上我們都會有24小時的線上服務人員
We offer 24 hr online custom service
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你還有一個生活秘書的團隊
You will also have a life secretary team
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他們主要就是負責
They help you with all kinds of things
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無論是國內也好餐廳 飯店
Such as booking restaurants or hotels in the country
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想找一些特別的包包啦
Or look for special bags
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手錶啦等等這些
Or watches
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都是在生活秘書的服務範圍
They will be very helpful
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我有一個疑問
I've got a questions
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像那種很熱門的門票
Some tickets are very hard to get
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比方說像蔡依林要開演唱會
Such as Jolin Tsai's concerts
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熱門票都是秒殺的
The tickets are gone in seconds
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這種門票應該就沒有機會訂的到吼
I don't think you can book that for me?
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我們可以協助代購
We can help you book those tickets
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也就是說我們可以去找這個
We've been working with
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相關的這個人力派遣公司
Some dispatch work agencies
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因為其實貴賓們現在都是網路購票
Most people book tickets online
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重點是在於您可能剛好在會議
But you might be in the middle of a meeting
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你沒時間在那邊盯電腦
And can't stare at your screen all the time
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所以其實我們可以找
So we look for these people
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這個專門的代購公司
To help you book the tickets
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來幫你去做這些事情
They can assist you in many ways
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無論他們去現場幫你排
Such as going to the ticket booth
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或他們在網上購票
Or book tickets online
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或去7-11幫你按ibon
Or through the ibon machine in 7-11
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就是有人來幫你做這些事情
They will assist you in these ways
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但如果說他幫你買到了
But if they do get the tickets for you
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那就會有一個代購的人力服務費
There will be a service fee
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所以如果你有這方面的需求的話
So if you need any service like this
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那我們這邊可以來作後續的幫忙
We'll be able to help
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瞭解非常感謝你詳細的說明
Thank you for your explanation
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我們前往下一part
So for the next section
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冒昧跟你請教一個
Can I ask you a question
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就是我蠻感興趣的話題
That I've been very curious about
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會員數有多少比方說台灣區的
How many members are in Taiwan?
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抱歉台灣區的對不起
I'm sorry
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這個真的沒辦法透露
I can't tell you this
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因為這個是非常
This is...um...
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就是很嚴格的秘密
...Confidential
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可是我可以告訴您的是
But I can tell you that globally
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全球目前大約有10萬名左右
We have about 100,000 members
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你說有10萬名
You said 100,000 members?
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美國運通黑卡的會員
Of American Express Centurion Card?
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對全球
Yes, globally
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好這樣我只要知道一個籠統數字
Okay, I just need a rough number
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因為我自己會去除嘛
Then I can do my own calculation
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哎 對了
Oh by the way
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網路上很多謠言啊
Many online rumors said that
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說美國運通連
American Express can do anything for you
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連送你上太空都做得到
Even sending you to space
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很多都是新聞跟媒體來的
Many of these were from the news
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包含之前說有一個香港的客人
There was a Hong Kong client
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因為小朋友要做一個科學報告
Whose child was doing a science project
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然後說要研究全球各地的土壤
To study the soil from all over the world
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那然後呢 他就打給我們
So the client called us
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我們就各地的同事
Our co-workers from different parts of the world
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就是泥土或沙子
Collected some mud and sand
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然後就丟去寄到香港
And mailed them to Hong Kong
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然後讓這位會員的小朋友
So that the child of this member
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能夠順利的完成這個報告
Could complete their science project
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所以這個是我們蠻著名的一個故事
This is one of the most popular stories
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那其他的像是說
And there are also...
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之前新聞媒體有報導
This certain story
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客人想要找他之前住美國有一條狗
A client used to live in the US
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後來就交給他的親戚照顧
He asked a relative to take care of his dog
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但親戚後來也失聯了
But the relative stopped keeping in touch
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想說那只狗狗現在是否還健在
The client was concerned about his dog
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結果我們後來有幫他找到
And eventually we helped him found the dog
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這些新聞媒體的報導
These were all on the news
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客人都會很好奇這是真的嗎
Many people are curious, are these true stories?
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還是你們編出來的
Or did you make them up?
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我說沒有沒有
No, we didn't
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真有其事
All these are true
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這樣講起來你們很像尋人任務誒
Sounds like you are good at looking for stuff
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你可以幫我找我國小的時候
Can you help me look for my second gf?
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人生第二個女朋友嗎
We went to the same elementary school
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我還蠻想知道她現在長什麼樣子的
I'd like to know what she looks like
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我有她的姓名
I know her full name
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這個
Well...
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喔好我懂我懂
Okay I get it
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這個因該是這樣講
Actually...
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其實黃先生我不瞞您說
To be honest, Mr. Huang
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其實我們就是幫貴賓們去
We do help our VIPs
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完成這些事情
To do all kinds of things
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我也可以告訴您
I can tell you that
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我們並沒有什麼後台
We don't have some kind of 'back-end'
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我們也沒有什麼很秘密的資料庫
Or mysterious database
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我們就是非常的土法煉鋼
We simply do things from scratch
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我確實要請問你那你唸哪一個小學
I do have to ask the name of your school
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你是哪一年畢業的
And the year of graduation
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我就會打去學校幫你問說
And then I'll have to call the school
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哎 那個我要哪一屆的畢業紀念冊
And ask for a year book from back then
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大概找到是誰
To know exactly who you're talking about
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接著就是想辦法往這方面去找而已
That's how we deal with these tasks
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你們就是循著正常的管道
You simply follow the normal steps
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跟持卡人給你們的有限訊息
And the bit of information from the client
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你們一個一個去抽絲剝繭
And try to figure things out
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就像警察辦案
Just like police investigation
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在合法的狀況之下這樣
As long as it's legal
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我們就是一群勤奮的
We will do our very best
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幫你完成你所交辦的事情的
To complete the mission
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服務人員
We are your service team
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我們很努力的希望能夠完成貴賓
And we do hope that we can fulfill
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對這張卡片的期待
Your expectation for the membership
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我非常認同你最後一句話就是
I do agree when you say that
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你們就是一群
You are simply a team of
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勤勤懇懇
Very sincere
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然後很認真工作的工作人員
And hard working staff
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是沒錯
Exactly
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聽完這句話我有點開心
I'm happy to hear that
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又有點淡淡的失落
But also feel somewhat disappointed
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所以我把命名成
So I guess...
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淡淡的哀傷這樣好嗎
I feel a bit sentimental now
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在我們在我們一般人的想法
Like most people
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因為黑卡已經被傳的
I had kinda believed in all kinds of rumor
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你知道神乎其神了
About the Centurion Card
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所以我以為你們都是
So I thought...
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穿著西裝
You all wear special suits
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你們的大樓可能是軍事基地
And work at a military base
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然候核彈丟下去都炸不破那種
That's strong enough to stand a bomb attack
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對所以聽到你這麼勤勤懇懇的
So when I hear your very sincere
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很誠懇的跟我解釋以後
And helpful explanation
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我有點淡淡的失落
I feel some what disappointed
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但我相信這是好事啦
But I think overall that's good
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我這個人比較喜歡開玩笑啦
I just love to joke around
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人生是很快樂的事情
Life should be joyful
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每一天都要當成最後一天在活
I live everyday like it's the last day of my life
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所以不要介意好不好
I hope you don't mind my jokes
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不會不會別這麼說
No not at all
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那先這樣我們就保持聯絡
We'll keep in touch then
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謝謝 感謝你 掰掰
Thank you very much, bye
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你是把它當成許願池喔
You think it's a wishing well?
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對你可以幫我尋人任務嗎?
Yeah, can you help me look for someone?
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剛剛經過跟美國運通
After I talked to my RM
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客戶關係經理的溝通以後
At American Express
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我們知道關於黑卡持有人的一些傳說
I know now that all the stories
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那這些傳言
And rumors about Centurion Card
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基本上都是真的
Are basically true
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但是他們也告訴我們
But I've also learned that
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他們不是一個什麼特殊的任務
They don't have a secret department
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像FBI一樣
Like the FBI
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他們就是憑著我們給他的資料
They simply use the information we provide
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他一步一腳印的去搜尋
And do the work from scratch to try to
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然後去盡力符合我們黑卡持有人的
Satisfy the relatively high expectation
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一個相對高的規格跟標準
Of the Centurion Card members
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那我覺得
In my opinion
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只要付出努力的人
Anyone who works hard
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都值得敬佩
Deserves my respect
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那以上就是我們今天的黑卡開箱
So that's our Back Card unboxing
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如果大家喜歡的話
If you guys enjoyed it
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或許我們下次
Maybe next time
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可以再製作一些相關的內容
We can make a similar video
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喜歡這只影片的話幫我
If you enjoyed it, please like
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按讚 訂閱 分享
Subscribe, and share
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那我們超派人生下次見囉
See you next time at Lavish Life
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YA人生第一張黑卡
Yay, my first Centurion Card
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超哥那你聽完他講的
Bruce, after that phone call
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你會不會有一種幻想破滅的感覺
Are you disappointed?
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我本來想說
I was hoping that maybe
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不然叫他幫我約個av女優之類
He could help me ask a porn star out
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