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The World's Hardest Flexer (with Danny Gonzalez) - YouTube
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hey guy welcome back to the first and
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what the hell you didn't even tell me
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you were here where did you get Danny
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Danny
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oh hey drew notice
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Danny's in town I am in town he's in
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town this town specifically les how was
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that I don't want to say funky town yeah
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that's right so Danny was actually gonna
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be in town already for just something
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completely different and we wanted to
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make a video but we didn't really have
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anything to talk about
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until the most perfect Instagram account
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just fell into our lap thanks to the guy
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on Twitter named WW YouTube which i
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think is a very fitting name for this
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price all this guy ready but his name is
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hard rockin it it's hard rock Nick I
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think the reason that this tweet went so
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viral is because of the captions he puts
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on his Instagram pictures it's basically
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just flexing to like the highest degree
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to try to get girls to hook up with him
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I've never seen someone fit so many
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brags into such a short amount of time
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born in Las Vegas Nevada
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grew up in Manhattan Beach California
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graduated from UC Berkeley on my twelfth
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Mercedes Benz which I don't know how
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that's a Flex I've crashed over to
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Sadie's Benz on number 12 houses in
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Irvine Cove Del Mar San Francisco West
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Hollywood Las Vegas of Cour of course
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Dallas Texas and Tokyo Japan in case you
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didn't know where Tokyo was yeah I
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didn't know where Dallas was usually
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shop at Bristol Farms Gelson's or Whole
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Foods Market wow you know he's a
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multimillionaire
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there's a whole fish Hey they won't even
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let me in Whole Foods I don't have
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enough money average one Amazon package
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a week that's down from two this time
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last year I've never heard someone use
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that as a flex yeah I ordered new toilet
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paper on Amazon
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every week it's a subscription and it
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comes in the mail so I guess you could
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say I'm really [聽__聽] rich worth a good
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350 million dollars not counting the
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house I don't I don't know so pretty
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standard flex so far right here's where
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the curveball kicks in for eatin [聽__聽]
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from the back love and I mean love
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getting my dick sucked as if that needs
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to be said by anyone ever Alexa the [聽__聽]
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out of my house
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great San Francisco 49er fan doesn't fit
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into anything else here excelled at
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tennis and soccer in my youth and could
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have easily turned pro easily but you
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can say cuz there's absolutely no way to
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fact-check that yeah I could have easily
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gone pro but instead now at the age of
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50 I'm begging for people to [聽__聽] me on
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instagram in addition to flexing about
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all the things he owns he's also very
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confident I've never seen anybody as
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confident as this guy once you've dated
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me it's mathematically impossible to do
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better than me in selecting another mate
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after breakups my exes have endured the
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likes of terminal brain cancer
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no [聽__聽] suicide by lethal injection
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I'm glad he didn't just say suicide yeah
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thanks for sharing the private details
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of your very tormented person decades of
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psychotherapy prison time or in other
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milder examples have become gay or
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settled for men who in some way or
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another reminded said ex of me yeah I
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like that that's a mild case is being
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with this guy turned somebody gay yeah
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it's almost like not even worth
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mentioning that after you say that
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someone of your exes has killed
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themselves
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yeah or somehow implying that somebody
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got brain cancer because they weren't
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dating so you're probably thinking this
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guy's a little bit of a creep by little
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bit yeah I think that you'll think he's
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a lot more of a creep after this picture
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yeah here's another caption that takes
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an unexpected turn halfway through told
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my private chef to make protein style
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cheeseburgers and hold the fries for my
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lunch today okay because my new
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girlfriend is 18 and still in high
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school
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hashtag rich gang you can't afford a
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girlfriend who's still in high school
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I was probably the worst thing about
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high school for me because I get crushes
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on
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and I couldn't date any of them because
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they were always dating rich 50-year old
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me they were always dating hard rock now
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they're always dating this guy yeah the
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more you look at his Instagram pictures
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and especially his YouTube videos you
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start to realize that everything he's
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bragging about is not true he takes a
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lot of pictures of cars at the
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dealership
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this one says hashtag buying so just
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take a picture of her when you get home
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I don't even think this is said a
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Bentley dealership this is at the Grove
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which is a mall this is one of those
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when I was just like display car yeah
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you see it the mall that he might win
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buying and it's him behind the wheel of
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a Tesla very clearly taken at a Tesla
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dealership where he just asked can I sit
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in this car really quick and take a
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picture
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he also brags about its cleaning crew
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this is a hilarious brag my cleaning
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crew told me to pick these up in the
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store on the way back from the carwash
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we on some new [聽__聽] we on some new [聽__聽]
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now son
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Clorox antiva disinfecting wipes hell ya
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know how when you're rich and you have a
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bunch of money to pay a cleaning crew
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but they make you get the supplies for
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them yeah I know it's our job to clean
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your apartment but we just realized we
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got there and we forgot all the cleaning
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supplies you buy them for I just bought
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this beautiful house in Del Mar
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California
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I have never reversed image search
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something with this many results yeah
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this is just a stock image of a nice
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house that he must have found by
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googling nice house he was reading one
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of these and is just like I'm gonna
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screenshot there and I bought it if you
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google most biggest house in the world
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this picture of the house comes up
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because it's the thumbnail of a YouTube
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video called world's most beautiful
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homes lazy that he owns one of the
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world's most beautiful homes and did you
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just steal that picture off of a stock
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photos website if being rich wasn't good
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enough he's got a killer smile and my
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dad you mean he could kill someone with
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this yeah by that I mean this is a smile
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someone gives you when they were about
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to kill you I want to go and throw this
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out too
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this isn't just like a weird guy we're
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kind of making fun of cuz he's insecure
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and lying about how much money he had
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not only is he insanely misogynistic and
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dating a high school in dating a high
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schooler he's also a little bit racist
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ten turn offs and a woman a boarder
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level of turnoff Fitness number one
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non-caucasian the worst thing you could
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do as a woman is not be white and he'll
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ever it's in another post that he means
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you're white American born female not
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mixed with Mexican or Israeli and shin
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yeah here's another turnoff from him in
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regards to women where is too much
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makeup which is really funny because if
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you look at any of his pictures he's
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obviously wearing [聽__聽] holy [聽__聽] your
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lashes what do you use as with many
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other physical traits it's 100% genetics
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only way to get my lashes on you is if
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I'm eating you out and they're resting
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on the top of your [聽__聽] lips actually
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shaved legs on a Saturday morning
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well I visit family my parents get so
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pissed when I come home to visit them
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and my legs aren't freshly shaved oh
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that's why he's so confident he thinks
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he's the rock he's just like the hard
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version of Dwayne Johnson aren't the
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rock Nick
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so Instagram is one thing Instagram
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that's great but where it really gets
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good is his YouTube channel it's called
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white trash millionaire rock-and-roll
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bodybuilder let's talk about why badass
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good-looking rich guys don't have
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girlfriends like me why is it that girls
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will date a guy that has half my wallet
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half my dick half my car guys gonna have
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my dick give me the only my dick bad
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like the left half half my sexual
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prowess but they'll pass up a guy like
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me who's fun good-looking interesting
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edgy educated and wants to be a dad I'm
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rich I'm cool rock'n'roll bodybuilder
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why do they have girlfriends why don't I
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or let's say what isn't another
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good-looking body builder or a
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good-looking rich guy you don't have to
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say another could we know you're just
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talking about yours
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yeah that's what's gonna say it's like
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he keep accidentally saying like like me
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or like or like any other like me guy
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I'm not necessarily talking about me but
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why I want anyone date me or or anybody
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any other badass rich guys who want to
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be a dad whatever it is if you look too
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good and you got it going on
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women are [聽__聽] hate and cons
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they don't like to see you ball they
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don't like to see you succeed that's one
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thing that what women hate is when guys
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are put together and look good and have
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a successful career they don't like you
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being confident in yourself how long is
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this video three minutes long is the
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rest of it just listing things that they
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don't like they don't like you having
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the upper hand they don't like the way
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that you shaved your beard because it
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makes you look like a superhero villain
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they don't want you being desirable no
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woman wants a desirable man women desire
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a man that they won't desire because
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that's gonna make them vulnerable to you
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leaving their [聽__聽] ass it's like he
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maintains his composure but every now
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and again that bitterness comes back it
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just seeps in the amazing Jass that
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don't want to have sex with me wall and
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some badass Nikes or Jordans and you
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dress cool and you ain't got a girl
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homie it's a compliment to you it's a
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compliment to you that means these
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[聽__聽] can't step up to your left no I
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think that means that everything is
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right except your personality look if
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you have all of these things that make
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you right then it's a lot easier to
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narrow down the thing that's wrong
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because there's no other thing it could
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be it's the very essence of you I would
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take it personally look I still [聽__聽] a
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lot okay cool boy those girls that [聽__聽]
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me they're afraid to be with me
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because after I [聽__聽] them then it's time
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to pay them and then they have to leave
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transaction is over yeah don't take it
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personally ah I'm here to be your
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[聽__聽] rock for all you guys out there
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and like I said what perfect timing
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I'm gonna be your stability ever need
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someone really stable to lean on guys
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don't worry I got you and men are
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internally very jealous creatures
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they're very insecure I'm pretty sure
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that just means he has a hotel room
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sometimes when he goes to Las Vegas
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ladies and gentlemen this is my actual
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personal [聽__聽] suite in other
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words nobody else sleeps in this
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that's all hotel rooms work they don't
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let anybody else come sleep in them no
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yeah the doors
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what I also love about this room is you
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can pretty much like look at the
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airplanes [聽__聽] fly in that seems like
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something that Laura's six-year-old
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nephew would be excited about you'd ask
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them what they liked about that you
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could see the flames over dere do you
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like the bed or like the interior and
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like a six-year-old would say I like
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that you can see an airplane outside the
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hotel Mraz you guys may know the hard
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rock is probably the closest casino to
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the Las Vegas Airport he's saying he's
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staying at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas
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one could only assume that he's saying
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that that's the hotel that he owns he's
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nowhere to be found on the Wikipedia
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page for the Hard Rock Hotel and cuz
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well I mean it's Wikipedia so it could
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be wrong people could be deleting it
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because they're jealous woman's they're
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jealous women who hate to see him
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succeed because they're jealous [聽__聽]
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or I mean just women and generating your
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girls yeah another thing about 18 year
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old girls as they've got dads that won't
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let you date their high school dog and
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it pisses me off it's like I'm older
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than you dude there's a CBS and a Johnny
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rocket this whole party's bragging about
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things that you can see from the hotel
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room almost like he's too afraid to show
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you the inside of the hotel yeah this is
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the beginning of he's yet to turn the
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camera around
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point of his hotel room as you can see
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the airport the college campus and a CBS
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ooh baby and then on this side which is
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my bedroom what are you talking about
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this window with just my bedroom I'm not
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gonna do a full tour of the apartment
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because of time so much I can't do a
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whole tour of the apartment because of
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time has the concept of time exists
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that's why I can't this is exactly like
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Gabe Gunn daggers character he doesn't
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Instagram where he's like everybody I'm
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on the back in New York looking at the
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Blood Moon in the Empire State Building
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on the top I can't show the moon because
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it's in the sky and I don't have access
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to this guy and I can't show you the bed
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because there's someone because I don't
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own it and there's someone else sleeping
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in the bed I lied about no one else
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being able to sleep in this room can
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pretty much see every casino I mean from
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my room you can pretty much see all the
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better hotels you see a lot of traffic
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going on people are getting off work
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people are driving in to Las Vegas again
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this isn't a feature of the suite this
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is just how major cities work we're more
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than halfway through the video he has
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not shown as the inside of the hotel
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room celebrities of course fly into
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Vegas for the whole weekend
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even though fourth of July falls on a
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Thursday that's where I get my dick
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sucked as heating out balls tugged on
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one by one I like how he saw it was like
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he gained this this confidence out of
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know yes so these are all the hotels and
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uh my dick suds my ass he got my bow
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stun gun one by one custom bed right
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there what's custom about it he just
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means they asked if I wanted to twin
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beds or a queen and I customized it to
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be a queen we're just gonna take a
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little nap I can't show the rest because
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of time and then at the end of the news
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take a nap but ideas were curious to see
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the rest of his hotel room because he
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couldn't show you he was I had talked
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the time crunch yeah Heights chyme
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existed and so he could and just like
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with together when he's
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a couple minutes pointing the camera
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outside eventually it turns the camera
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around so you can see him and it's
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terrifying ah ah my sex toy any good
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part of a hotel room tour and includes
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your bag of sex toys what do I do with
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this I like to spank your kids I will
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not touch you with my hands ever at all
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no if I want to spend you I'm gonna use
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a little paddle just fake your boobs
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want you to look at me looking at you
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while I [聽__聽] get my dick sad I'm so
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worried about how sweaty he is he's
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gotta be on like it yeah he also
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definitely just killed someone I get my
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mind off the murder I just did all right
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guys this is horrible snobbery part 3
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this might have some of the strongest
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water pressure by request of any shower
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I've ever had
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that's my custom loofah my custom loofah
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it's just a regular loofah that I glue
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to stick to so that I can hold that and
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pretty much goes over every square
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centimeter or my body grows the last
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thing I want to show you before I sign
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the [聽__聽] off and get my ass eating out
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tonight while I get my [聽__聽] ass
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eating out while he gets his coxa by the
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same person at the same time holy [聽__聽]
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that's impressive they can unhinge their
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jaw like a snake or something and I've
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just been taking it all the way down
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because we've been [聽__聽] in this
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bathroom actually right up against the
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granite doggy actually anal we've been
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[聽__聽] in this bathroom actually doggy
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anal yeah you know getting my a z-index
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act at the same time of course of course
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obviously no the last thing I wanna show
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you guys is he did alive the other day
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cuz he's starting to get a little bit of
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cloud thank you for the love on my house
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so we decided to do a live stream
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yesterday on Instagram six sort of clear
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up you know any allegations which by
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denying certain allegations in this live
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he actually brought to most people's
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attention those allegations yeah like
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things we hadn't heard about and we've
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been researching him all day and then
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things than they were about like and I
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never stole money from my mother so stop
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saying that I did not steal from my mom
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also my favorite thing from the live he
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keeps saying like all right guys now I'm
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gonna open the floor to questions and
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then he'll find one hate comment and
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rant about it for five minutes yeah all
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right ready any questions
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hey I'm not [聽__聽] gay he'll talk about
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five minutes why he's not gay yeah my
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favorite response that he had was
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someone calling him gay and he responded
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I was not gay I was not gay best never
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in a million years was i gay back then
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yeah even to this day I still wasn't gay
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back then you could ask anyone I know
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and they'll tell you the same thing I
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wasn't gay no I was not gay nor am i now
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have not been gay whatever y'all reading
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on the internet I've never been to jail
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even for one minute yeah I've never been
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to jail that's another allegation that
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he brings up that nobody thought about
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him in the first place no my real name
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is not Ali no my real name's not Vanessa
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I cheated on my wife I hit my wife I'd
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love to see him in like a police
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interrogation he would admit to any
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crime so fast all right I killed her all
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right we arrested you for shoplifting
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okay maybe I was loosely involved in
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Watergate get off my ass or eat it if
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you're gonna be down there yeah and tug
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on my balls one by one the biggest turn
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offs non-white women and getting my
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balls tug down two at a time
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also you know that shitty ass truck he's
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always driving apparently he sold it for
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$100,000 wait so he spent $100,000 on
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engine upgrades plus the original price
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he bought the car for and sold it for a
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hundred and three thousand yeah no I
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guess that's why I'm such a good
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businessman you got to spend money to
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lose money anyway guys I need to go and
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wrap this video up because of time I'll
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probably go
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get my dick sucked ah see now balls one
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by one well I think that the only way
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that we can really properly end this
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video is by signing off with a killer
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smile all right Greg
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I shouldn't even call you by your
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[聽__聽] name you're being a
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[聽__聽] little stinker little son
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of a [聽__聽] [聽__聽] boy you're a little
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[聽__聽] stinker I want you to know
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that
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