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Babe, tell me something...
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If your mom sees us like this,
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that I am pouring wine for you,
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what will happen then?
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She will throw you
out of the building.
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Besides,
she is the society secretary.
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She is not okay with bachelors.
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But still,
will you come and see me?
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I don't know.
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Just because I got a wrong parcel,
does that mean everything changed?
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- Okay, listen...
- Yes?
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Where is its expiry date printed?
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Wine does not expire, ma'am.
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It gets better with time.
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- Oh!
- Yes.
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But what if it's opened?
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Once opened, people finish it off.
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Right.
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Just like love and relationship.
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- What do you mean?
- I mean,
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once you open love,
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expiry date begins.
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And how does one open love?
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Alright.
Okay, tell me one thing.
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What are boys so fascinated
by semi-clad girls?
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Why are you changing the topic?
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No, dear.
I am not changing the topic.
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It's a procedure of
answering your question.
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- Now answer me.
- I don't know.
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I mean...
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it must be related with
some kind of an imagination.
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- Hmm.
- See...
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When you see a nude woman...
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there is nothing to imagine. Right?
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Perhaps a bikini
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leaves so much to
imagination, right?
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What? What did you just say?
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You pervert!
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I mean... No, no.
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Guys can be like this sometimes.
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Yeah, and you are
included, by the way.
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How?
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Don't act so innocent.
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All such theories you
were just giving away,
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I'm sure you didn't
read them in any books.
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You said it because you
think like that, right?
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Dear, you asked me a question and
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then I answered it.
Babe, what is wrong about it?
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Don't babe me.
You are grossing me out.
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How am I grossing you out?
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Just a moment ago,
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we were professing our
love for each other,
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but now you grossed out
when I called you 'babe'.
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Does your question even
has an explanation?
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Yes, it has.
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But you won't get it.
The answer is very artistic.
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Oh! It's artistic!
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Now try me. Try me.
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Leave it.
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Tell me. Unless you tell me,
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this conversation
will remain pointless.
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Do you really want to know?
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- Yes, do you want it in written?
- Okay.
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So, do you agree,
between a man and a woman,
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a woman has more beautiful
physical structure?
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What kind of a flawed
question is that?
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I am a straight guy,
so obviously
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I'll find female
structure more better.
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No, it's not about your sexuality.
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Okay. Go on.
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Okay. A female is more beautiful.
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The artistic way to
look at a naked woman
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is just the way God has made her.
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She is in her most natural self.
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There is nothing
artificial about her.
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And those curves are
epitome of her beauty.
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And... she is not existing for
any kind of sexual arousal.
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Why can't men just adore her
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in a manner to just
respect her and her beauty?
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Half of the world's
problems would be solved
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if men like you would start
thinking like that.
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Call me that one more
time and I'm leaving.
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Well, you are typical.
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I am not joking.
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I will really leave.
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Aw.
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You reminded me of Remi.
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- I am not your dog.
- Okay.
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So the point is,
you can never understand
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a semi-clad woman,
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like the nude one.
For the nude woman,
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her physical nudity
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linked directly to
her mental nudity.
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So, she is... She is all yours.
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Her thought, her
secrets, her views.
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Whereas, a semi-clad woman
has discarded you.
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She is secretive.
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It is... It is very difficult to
posses her mentally.
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And that is what intrigue all men.
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Well, you are not a psychiatrist,
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but a psych-artist.
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I like the sound of it.
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But coming back to my
question, what about that?
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The question that got us here.
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How does one open love?
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Ah! Yeah.
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So, um...
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Do you love me?
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Yet another question.
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I have a reason.
Come on, tell me.
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You know that I do.
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Umm... Why do you say so?
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I had never expected
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that I would have to answer
this question, but here it goes.
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I love you because
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I can't hate you all the time.
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What?
What're you talking?
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- Are you serious?
- Listen. Listen.
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But more than that, um...
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I just love your existence.
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It really makes me happy.
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And the best part right now is,
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this phase... I am really
liking of getting to know you.
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- You know?
- Hmm.
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So, we'll get to know each other.
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We will get very
comfortable with each other.
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And then...
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- we will have sex.
- What?
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Yes. Well, Rohan, you see,
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we've been dating
since two months.
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We are under lockdown.
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Everything is very convenient.
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Think sensibly, right?
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This is where artistic
approach gets dim.
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Right now I am like a close
book for you. I mean...
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I mean, although you know me,
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but also not too much.
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So currently
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I intrigue you.
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Gradually,
you will be opening up to me,
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then I will keep on
understanding you.
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So basically,
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right now you are like
a fully dressed woman,
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and the more I understand you...
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The more I will feel
like a semi-clad woman
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and the more intriguing
I will keep getting.
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By the time we will know
each other too well...
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We will have sex.
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- Hmm.
- Oh.
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Yeah. We'll be open books.
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We'll know about each
other's thought, views,
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secrets and everything.
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And our love will open.
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- Aha!
- Wow!
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Good!
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This is so beautiful.
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That is how our love will open.
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But... but one second.
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What about the expiry date?
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Umm... You tell me.
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No, no. Wait.
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You mean to say that
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the more I will know you
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the less intriguing
you will get for me.
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And you will become
like that naked woman.
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And...
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you will become less
desirable for me
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and for this reason,
our relationship will expire.
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Well, our relationship is
just like the lockdown.
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Like that, one day,
this too will end.
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No, that's nonsense.
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I don't know much about psychiatry.
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Life is very simple.
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Life is very kinetic in nature
and dynamics ever changing.
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You cannot define it
with such rigid things.
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See, in life, one is supposed to
go from point A to point B,
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and then from
point B to point C.
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- Use your artistic approach
in this. - You can't.
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Of course, you can.
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You can't, Rohan. How?
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- Very simple.
- No, don't tell me.
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- But...
- No, Rohan. Don't tell me.
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When the time comes,
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- use it against my case.
- Until then?
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One day at a time.
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This evening has become too
philosophical, has it not?
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And it is about to end now.
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Stay a little while longer.
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No. Mom must be looking for me
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all over the society. I don't
want you to get kicked out.
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- You're leaving?
- Oh, yeah.
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Okay, I got to go.
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