Me vs. a 280lb body builder - YouTube

- Shut up Karen.

She'll be able to make your drinks in one second.

- Get off, you can't touch me.

- No stop.

No.

- I don't wanna hear it, I don't.

(upbeat music)

(bucket clanging) (enforcement agent exclaiming)

- [Parolee] Come on, come on bro.

- Look, look man, look, look.

- [Pat] Yeah, we still coming baby.

(upbeat music)

- I will murder ya.

- Why would you wanna murder me?

Welcome back, there was a fight.

(upbeat music)

- [Client] I ain't going back.

- You're going back bitch.

Hola, (speaking in Spanish).

- Hola, (speaking in Spanish) Zach Holman.

(Zach speaks in Spanish)

- Soy boots. - Soy boots (laughs).

All right, so hey guys,

we've got an interesting one today.

We have a search warrant for the location, there's that.

We're going after a Jeff Laura.

Just so everybody's on the same page,

this is a photo of him off his Instagram

that was taken recently.

- [Pat] Yeah, he's full of creatine, it's water muscles.

- [Zach] Well, yeah.

- Water muscles.

- What are we six two, 260?

- [Zach] Today just the number

you're gonna be repeating in your head, we are fire eight,

285 pounds.

- I don't know if you heard,

I fought Joey Beltran.

- [Zach] Oh, I heard about that.

- In a bear knuckle box.

Actually I wore gloves so that he wouldn't be injured,

but I let him go bare knuck.

- Did you win?

- Let's just talk about this case for five minutes.

- There was no official score,

so I don't know if there was an actual winner.

- [Zach] I heard about that, I'm very impressed.

- Because you were in the room.

So what is this?

A what, a phase?

- Sawzall.

- A phase electric saw.

- Yeah, a sawzall.

- It just says wrench.

- Well, a pipe wrench.

- Wrench?

- Just any wrench will do. - I don't know,

the judge filled it out, so you're gonna call.

- Wrench, hammer sawzall.

- [Zach] Yes, correct?

- Is this the catalytic converters?

- Oh, that's cats, it has to be,

it has to be for the platinum.

- I don't understand though.

Phase electric saw, a wrench,

I don't understand the wrench and the hammer.

- No, but it's gotta--

- How do you differentiate, what if there's three hammers?

- Well, I think it's because of the

minerals that they get from--

- I know the catalytic converter,

I'm talking about the tools.

How the fuck do you know a wrench?

- Maybe they'll all be together.

- All right, all right, fucking judge obvious.

(Zach laughing)

- [Trevor] I got a hammer.

- How about a fucking serial number on some shit.

- How would they have a serial number?

- Stolen items, how would you not?

I have a stolen hammer, look at the guy's house

if he's got a hammer that's that other guy's.

- They're stealing cats, well we're thinking

they're stealing cats out of cars

it's a security hammer feed.

- Ignore the wrench and the hammer,

'cause I can tell you that that's wrong.

- It's gonna get thrown out.

- I can tell you that that's a waste.

Look for the sawzall.

No.

A phase electric saw, fine, that's a brand.

That's at least...

- [Trevor] Got it. - Okay.

We'll go with that one.

- So he's a--

- Just because whoever wrote this is a butt butt.

- [Zach] The judge is not smart?

- I said a butt butt.

Let's just go with butt butt.

- Our bond revocation is gonna be obstruction of justice,

8-4-3-15.

- It's a warrant, not a revocation.

- Oh, sorry.

Yes. - Order of the court.

- Failure of defendant to appear in court.

- I have a copy of my car.

- Oh you do?

Okay, then I'll take this one.

- I want this one though, I'll have this one.

- No, I want.

- I need to know about the wrench and the hammer.

- I'm gonna be looking for that,

you're gonna be dealing with Mr. Creatine.

- Do you think it's like an in-home hammer ball peen,

or is it a claw?

- It could be a rubber hammer.

- A mallet. - Ready to go?

- We're ready to go. - What's the guy's name?

- It's Jeff Laura.

- Jeff Laura. - Yeah, Mr. Creatine.

- All right. - 280 pounds.

- Let's go.

- M420 we'll follow you up

because you have the surveillance info.

- 455 since you have directions can you take lead?

(Zach groaning)

- Yeah, copy.

I can do that, I can do.

- [Pat] 420 to be second.

- I can do everything.

I thought you guys were doing surveillance.

I thought you knew where--

- [Pat] Oh we forgot to mention,

we drove by earlier and there was a red,

I mentioned on the radio.

There was a red Dodge Charger in the driveway.

You're our code three Zach.

The Charger's still there, blue car is there,

new car, black four door Sedan.

(car beeping)

- Perfect.

Absolutely perfect.

You ready? - [Pat] Yeah.

(door knocking)

Who do we have on this side?

Tom, get on that side.

And hop the fence.

- Hi ma'am, good afternoon.

My name's Zach I'm with bail bonds,

we're here to serve an arrest and search warrant

for the property.

I just wanna confirm this is one, zero, seven, one, one,

Southwest 148th street.

- Yes it is, who are you with?

- Okay, my name's Zach, I'm with bail bonds.

What's your name?

- Hi Zach, I'm Jenny.

- Jenny, okay.

I'm here with my team, we're here to serve a search warrant.

- Why do you have cameras?

- There's cameras for our protection and your protection.

If you want them to stay here for a second,

that's fine.

But we do have a search warrant

signed by the judge for this address,

and we're looking for Jeff Laura.

- Jeff? - Yeah.

Do you know who he is?

- Yes, that's my boyfriend.

- Okay, is he here right now?

- No, he's not.

- Okay, can we come in and take a look around,

and get outta your hair really quick?

I'm being polite by asking,

but we do have a search warrant,

so we can actually come in and do our jobs.

Does that make sense?

- [Jenny] Yes it's okay.

I guess, I don't really have a choice.

- [Zach] Okay, cool.

We're gonna come in, we're gonna take a look around.

Okay, if you wanna just take a step right out here for me,

just have just step out, have a seat right here.

Thank you.

- Do you have an ID on you?

How old are you?

- I'm 20.

- Okay, do you have an ID on you?

- It's in my purse.

- [Pat] Okay. - [Zach] Okay.

Can you just hang out right here,

and I'll have you walk in and get that for me.

But give me a second.

- [Jenny] I still don't understand

why there's camera. - Give yourself up.

- [Zach] Okay, well again,

they're here for our protection and your protection.

- [Jenny] Okay.

- And we just need to get your ID,

once we're clear up to this point.

Is it right here in this living room, or where is it at?

- [Jenny] Yeah, it's near the table.

- Okay.

- [Zach] Just hang out right here with me,

and then we're gonna walk in and get that.

- Just the kitchen.

Okay.

- [Zach] Let me know when we're clear here

so I can grab her ID. - Yeah.

Oh Jesus.

- [Jenny] What's your name again?

- [Zach] My name's Zach.

- [Jenny] Zach? - [Zach] Yeah.

- [Tom] I just heard something in the back.

- [Pat] What did you hear?

- [Tom] It could've been the neighbor,

but I definitely heard something in the back drive.

- [Pat] Okay, I'll hurry it up in here, keep an eye.

Just quick, we're just gonna quick sweep.

- [Trevor] Quick sweep really quick,

make sure there's no one just standing right here.

- [Pat] Backpack.

- [Trevor] We'll come back to it, are we good?

- [Pat] Yeah. - All right.

- Let's just run outside,

and just check those two cars real quick.

Hey Steve, wait there.

- [Steve] Okay.

- Can we get Harvey in here?

Let me get Harvey in here with me.

Harvey and Tom inside with me to go through the back yard.

- Do you wanna go now?

- [Pat] I'll open it, I wanna open it.

- Yeah.

- [Radio] Pat, do you want me inside too?

Because Zach told me to stay out here.

- Yeah, I want you inside,

come in the backyard with me, come in the backyard with me.

You listen to me not Zach.

Van please.

Harvey open that.

Clear, Tom check that car.

Trevor, check to see if there's

a door on the back of shed.

- [Trevor] Yeah, I'm just gonna

check this car real quick before I walk by it.

No door back here.

- Just one door here, just one single door.

Stack up on it.

- [Trevor] Yeah.

- [Pat] Okay.

Check it, check it please.

Moving, moving.

- [Trevor] Right here, right here, right here.

- [Pat] Back up then, back up, back up.

- [Trevor] That's a lot of fucking dude Pat.

- [Pat] I want everybody back.

- [Trevor] Yeah.

- [Pat] Come out with your hands up,

let me see both your hands.

Someone go lethal, Trevor, Harvey,

Trevor lethal, Trevor lethal.

- [Trevor] Got you.

- [Pat] Hands, hands, stop.

Turn around.

Turn around, you have a warrant for your arrest.

Turn around, listen to my commands.

Turn around, listen to my commands.

(gunshot firing) Turn around,

that's your warning.

Listen to my commands.

- [Jeff] Take it easy gentlemen, take it easy.

- Turn around, okay stop.

Go down on your knees.

Go down on your knees.

(gunshot firing) Go down on your knees.

Where you gonna go bro?

You're not going anywhere bro.

Give it up bro, by the time you gas out

you got two more guys that are gonna come gas you.

(Trevor panting)

Come on. (machine hissing)

(gates shuffling)

(Jeff grunting)

Let's get him flat, there we go.

There we go, there we go.

There we go.

- [Zach] Stop resisting, stop resisting.

- [Trevor] Holy fuck.

- [Pat] Are you good?

- [Camerawoman] Yeah (indistinct) my camera.

- [Pat] Did I shoot you in the head?

- [Camerawoman] No, you shot my camera.

- [Pat] Okay. - [Trevor] Stop resisting.

- [Zach] Up and under, up and under.

Right here, right here, stay, whoa.

Stay right there.

On him, from down here on him,

could you search him please?

- [Pat] Oh look, a hammer.

- [Zach] Are you all right?

- [Trevor] Nope.

- [Zach] Take a breath, everybody take a breath.

- [Pat] Oh look, a wrench.

- [Zach] Everybody just take a breath.

- [Pat] Another wrench.

Another wrench.

- [Zach] All right, do you know why we're here?

You know why we're here right?

- [Pat] Paul are you all right?

What happened?

- Oh, I fucking...

- [Pat] What happened? - I'm good.

- [Pat] What did you hit?

- This whole side. - [Pat] You all right?

- Yeah. - [Zach] Jeff Laura?

Okay, signed by the judge,

arrest warrant for your arrest.

And we also have a search warrant for the property,

so we're gonna be searching the property, okay?

Not like you have anything to say about it.

Once you get chilled out here

we're gonna get you in the car,

are we gonna have any problems with you?

- [Jenny] Why are you handcuffing on me?

- [Trevor] Because you were asked to sit down out there,

and all of a sudden you're back here

in the middle of our business.

- [Zach] Give it one minute,

and then transport to the Chevy.

But stay here with him, are you good?

- Yeah, yeah, I'm good.

- [Zach] Okay, good job.

- Got elbowed in the face.

- [Zach] You all right?

- [Harvey] Yeah, don't even know what happened there.

- [Zach] Are you bleeding or anything, or you good?

- [Harvey] I'm good.

- [Zach] All right.

And, yeah, make sure you guys search him

before you get him up,

search him while he's on the ground please.

- [Pat] Have a seat.

- [Jenny] I did not understand.

- Okay, after the cursory search Pat

that back bedroom is probably feels

if there is anythings going on.

- We're not having great success here with this.

- [Trevor] Yeah.

- [Zach] Are you okay?

(gunshots firing)

- It's the mags, let's just go hopper.

(gunshots firing)

- [Tom] Now it's there.

- [Zach] Yeah, now it's out.

- Yeah, well, that whole thing gets one.

- [Zach] Are you using the regulator on this?

- Yeah.

- You have the pressure set too high on the regulator.

- No. - Yeah.

Because when it got lower--

- No it gets sent here for FPS.

- No the regulator on the gas (indistinct).

- [Trevor] Just wait right there guys,

let us clear this out.

- [Zach] Yeah, wait right there.

- [Trevor] Wait right there,

put him on the car and wait right there.

All right, thank you.

We're looking for a saw.

- [Trevor] We need a sawzall.

- Dude.

- [Trevor] Yard saled all over this place (groaning).

- [Pat] What else, a sawzall?

- I think we're mostly looking for that fucking...

Thank you.

New glasses are over here I think.

- [Pat] Yeah, I've got them in my hand.

- [Trevor] Oh.

- What else?

- [Trevor] Wrenches, hammers, anything that looks.

- Oh yeah, I say we're just gonna go for the faze.

- Yeah, let's go faze, sawzall (panting).

- [Pat] Did you steal someone faze sawzall?

- [Jeff] Can you say that again?

- Did you steal someone's faze sawzall?

- No.

- [Pat] Do you have a sawzall?

- [Zach] I bet he didn't steal a sawzall,

I bet the sawzall's his

and that's what he uses to do the burglaries.

- [Trevor] Hey Pat, we have the keys to his car

if you wanna check.

- [Pat] Okay.

I'm no longer gonna pull that (indistinct) out.

- [Trevor] No, (indistinct).

- Yeah.

- [Trevor] A little bit of (indistinct).

- [Pat] Could've used that better.

- [Zach] Did you find anything on him guys, keys, phone?

- [Tom] Yeah, we got the keys to his car,

do you wanna check his car?

- [Zach] Let me get that.

Hey brother, what's your car?

Which car is yours?

- [Jeff] The Charger. - [Zach] The Charger?

The red one?

- [Pat] I don't know where is sawzall might be,

probably outside.

- [Zach] I've got the keys to the Charger,

I'll start tossing it.

- [Trevor] Probably the car I would guess, if anything.

- [Jenny] Just stay right there, go to fucking jail,

(indistinct), fucking happen to you.

- Is this your purse right here?

- [Jenny] That's mine, yeah.

- And your ID's in here?

- [Jenny] No, it's on the table.

- 200 degrees in here.

A bunch of protein bars, shocking.

Shocked that there's protein bars back there,

can't believe it.

Yeah, stand by.

Oh.

It might be he's military.

How do you get into this thing?

Glider pouch.

Oh, there we go.

Oh.

(laughs) What was Pat saying?

A hammer and a (laughs).

Oh, that's great, okay.

That's pretty funny,

let me run him a cuff key and then...

- [Jenny] That's why I'm so upset right now.

- I just left your ID right here on the counter.

- [Jenny] Thank you.

- I got his vehicle open and fucking in the

back of the Charger in a bag

is everything on that freaking search (indistinct).

- What happened?

- Everything's in the trunk, the sawzall,

the freaking, your hammer and your wrench

are in the trunk in a bag.

Literally in the trunk together.

So it looks like a little--

- Someone knows something we don't know.

- Yeah, it's a little bitty kit,

it looks kind of cool. - Okay, take it.

Do we have everything yet?

- [Zach] I've got his phone, his keys.

- [Trevor] How about some water?

- [Zach] Some water.

- [Trevor] This is the second time you've gone

in somebody's fridge. - [Jenny] You guys can't

go in the fridge can you?

- [Zach] It's part of the search.

- [Trevor] Why do you guys not have water?

- Why you don't have coke?

- They have coke, but it's two liter coke.

- Who does that?

No they don't, they have Faygo Cola.

(Pat speaks in Spanish)

- [Zach] We are not sponsored by whoever that is.

That's not a sponsor.

- All right, come here let me uncuff you.

- [Zach] And I got a photo of her ID.

- [Pat] You got a car?

- Yeah.

- So why is he stealing cars?

- [Jenny] I don't know.

- Are you stealing cars with him?

- [Jenny] No I'm not.

- Are you sure? - [Jenny] I promise.

- You ever been in his car?

- [Jenny] Well, yeah.

- Well, how do you know it's not stolen?

You get used to it.

- [Jenny] I don't think I will.

- Well hanging out with him you will.

- [Jenny] I'm never hanging out with him a day in my life

after this, ever again.

He got me in handcuffs for the first time.

- Oh okay, well maybe you're smarter than I'm assuming.

I'm sorry, I'm trying to do this easy.

- [Jenny] What's taking so long?

- This cuff was just a little stuck.

- Can I go now.

Because I had somewhere to be?

- Who's house is it?

Oh, this is his house, yeah, you can go.

- Okay, thank you.

- Thank you, you might be blocked in.

We're gonna take off.

All right guys, that's gonna do it for this one,

we got one big asshole going down to jail,

it's a big old brown eye.

And his girlfriend is now single,

so if you are in the South Florida area

and looking to mingle.

And you're looking for a five foot two cutie,

hit her up.

I'll just give you her driver's license number

and you can look it up.

I'm just kidding, I'm not gonna do that.

Thanks for watching.

I'm Patty Mayo, remember those are my partners,

Zach, Tom and Trevor.

(indistinct) And it wasn't Tom and Trevor.

(Pat laughing)

- [Tom] Who are they?

- We'll see you on the next one.

(group laughing)