(ENG SUB) 대한민국 3대 기획사 인맥으로 침투한 쭌형!! 깜짝 만남 BAAAM!!! | 와썹맨 ep.27 | god 박준형 - YouTube

Yo! Wassup Man has come!

Where we at?

Yo! My subscribers told me to hit up:

New building!

I heard it got a hella huge upgrade, so I came.

BIG 3 COMPANY TOUR the most requested by subscribers

SO WE PREPARED -

SO WE PREPARED (the highest rated Big 3 tour)

(MARKET CAPITALIZATION ~1.0665 TRILLION KRW) -roughly $958 million USD-

Ya feel me?

When I go,

my lil brother

They're all gonna be there.

It's on another level compared to the g.o.d. days!

I'll reveal it to all of y'all!

Wow!

Wow!

Does this make any sense?!

Wow!

JYP earned a lot of money~!

But!

It looks like Yoon Teacher is even richer than JYP.

Their building is a lil bigger.

(The building is slightly taller)

Who's Yoon Teacher? (The building is slightly taller)

If I become a teacher I want that kinda buildingz~! (The building is slightly taller)

As expected. I'm proud of you.

They blew up real good.

Back in the day, know what I'm sayin?

The office used to--

YEAH OKAY NEXT

Yesterday, BAAAM... BamBam was bragging quite a lot

but in my opinion, I don't think it's finished.

(Exterior construction in progress) but in my opinion, I don't think it's finished.

(What kind of feel will JYP's new office have..?)

Whoa..!

Now it's at broadcasting station status!

Broadcasting station, you know--

JTBC has all of this, too! (doors found in broadcasting stations)

What is this, a hotel check-in desk?

Are they here?

Jinyoung (JYP), Haesung (VP) and Wookie (CEO Jungwook)?

*Haesung and Wookie are JYP executives

Wookies~

(Wookie is the JYP CEO)

Are they here?

Then can I go in, right?

I'll help you with that.

(Former JYP) (Current general) Oh yeah?

(Ah so THAT'S the general)

Of course I can go in.

I'm--

PD: Yesterday they told us we couldn't go in...

But it's me.

Know what I'm sayin?

♫ From the time I was young, we were poor ♫

(Totally into it) ♫ From the time I was young, we were poor ♫

♫ A time we had we did(?) ate and was on that bullsh--

(why are you suddenly on that bs..)

(Met them on the first floor but edited out) (Stray Kids)

Enjoy your stay!

It's so cool in here!

But no one's here.

(Was this hyung really a general in his past life..)

OFF-SCREEN: Don't film me.

You don't need to be filmed.

Greet your guest,

Jongjin hyung.

(Wookie is leaving)

Oh I know him! (Wookie is leaving)

Wassup brother! (Wookie is leaving)

See?

That jackass just ran away!

I'm filming something called "Wassup Man."

- Oh Wassup Man? - KIM JONGJIN (56) / Singer Quirk: not casted just happens to be famous

-You know right? | Yeah. - KIM JONGJIN (56) / Singer Quirk: not casted just happens to be famous

We heard they were making a new building or whatever--

So you just came?

I just came. Why?

You know, right? How hard it was for us.

(Actually the 20th time he's brought this up today) You know, right? How hard it was for us.

(Actually the 20th time he's brought this up today) Of course.

We had mold growing in our Ilsan baseme--

k next

What brings you here today?

To sign a contract with JYP?

I heard that they have an organic cafeteria upstairs.

Employees and trainees practically eat for free.

For free?

I've been told it's free for trainees.

Is that so?

I was touched.

I want to be a trainee here.

JYP TRAINEE -

JYP TRAINEE (almost 60)

Hello~

"Jip bap" = homemade food JYP BOB is a pun on JYP's homemade food

Found something full of crap.

"We use organic and eco-friendly ingredients."

I knew it. They changed the screen so I wouldn't read it.

It's like when I read subtitles at the movies in Korea.

(What's in the JYP organic cafeteria...?)

(Upon JYP's request, we can't show the entire cafeteria)

(Side dishes packed with organic vegetables)

(Organic fried vegetables)

(Today's sole source of protein, even eggs...)

NO MEAT AS THE RUMORS SAY

What's this?

What is this?

Fried vegetables.

Wow!

Is this all organic?

The reason Jinyoung likes organic food

is because he has so many allergies.

So if he doesn't eat organic food,

he has a habit of slapping himself.

You know what I'm sayin?

(Doesn't know what he's sayin)

What's so funny?

You're Wassup Man, right?

See that?

The JYP family knows wassup.

They told me they wouldn't let me in at first,

but I told you, this is my family.

But when we were young, we didn't have this kinda stuff.

We starved.

We split this one bit among five members

and ate everything without even leaving the yolk after.

(He's telling you to finish your food)

Hello!

What's up with y'all?

We're Stray Kids.

Are you also Stray Kids?

I met you guys earlier.

Why aren't you with the others?

Are you not on good terms?

There were no more seats left

You're not on good terms after all.

No no, it's not like that!

Want me to take care of it?

Groups are together, you know?

Of course, of course.

We even shared undies together.

UNDERWEAR SHARING CIRCLE -

UNDERWEAR SHARING CIRCLE (30th installment of the poor series)

Even the type of rice is diverse.

We didn't have this.

(Tops his plate with both white and brown rice)

(Generously adds side dishes, the Half-100 Year-Old)

What is this? Is this dumpling soup?

Beef leg-bone kalguksu.

Today's JYP(jip) BOB Main Menu: Beef Leg-bone Kalguksu

JYP, I acknowledge you.

There's not much.

What, do they not eat meat?

It's all just straw!

(Not straw)

Do they not eat meat here?

Yes, unfortunately today's menu does not have meat.

Then today...

strawz.

(JYP Cafeteria Tip: O R G A N I C )

Seems like the JYP family is treated like rabbit b*tches--

(here's a rabbit) *no meat so please forgive the foul language

JYP Cafeteria / 4,000 won (~$3.60) Quirk: it's organic so 15000 won (~$13.50)

(How will the JYP cafeteria food taste..?)

(You haven't swallowed yet hyung..)

Oh, it's good!

(A taste of the beef leg-bone kalguksu)

It's good as hell.

The food is very clean.

You're pretty rough with other places--

No!

(Did I get caught^^?)

I mean it's still...

(Hit his soft spot)

*This is the personal opinion of a half-100 year-old man that is close to JYP and ate JYP's organic food. (he even ate for free FYI)

(Half-100 Year-Old visits the JYP cafe after eating)

What do the JYP youngins order the most?

They get a lot of ice cream.

Then ice cream for me.

That'll be 3800 won.

Even a discount!

(After celebrity discount, 2660 won)

JYP ICE CREAM / 3800 won (~$3.40) Quirk: discount dropped it to 2660 won (~$2.40)

(camera) (close-up) JYP ICE CREAM / 3800 won (~$3.40) Quirk: discount dropped it to 2660 won (~$2.40)

(I'm waiting)

That's good enough!

Everyone comes across ice cream!

It's milk now! Milk!

(MA! THIS is a close-up) It's milk now! Milk!

(MA! THIS is a close-up) I'm gonna have to drink this.

Shall I?

(How will the recently popular JYP ice cream taste..?)

(Speaking of this ice cream..)

(TWICE recommends this ice cream)

(Made tons of headlines..)

(The Half-100 Year-Old's honest review is..?)

(More cautious than usual, takes another bite..)

It's just regular ice cream though?

(MARKET CAPITALIZATION ~1.091 TRILLION KRW) -roughly $980 million USD-

SM is also... wooow.

As expected, SM is big.

"SM": not "small," but "big."

Of course, when you come to an agency, BAAAM.

(Aspiring Celebrity Tip: SM has lots of vans) Of course, when you come to an agency, BAAAM.

(Aspiring Celebrity Tip: SM has lots of vans) You feel me? With their vans.

(Aspiring Celebrity Tip: SM has lots of vans) -

It's the same just about anywhere, though.

(How will SM be like..?)

What's up with companies these days and the greed for selling ice cream?

(SM sells ice cream too) What's up with companies these days and the greed for selling ice cream?

(SM sells ice cream too) But it looks exactly the same!

Let's give it a shot.

We have three different flavors:

Milk, low fat, and yogurt.

Milk.

Any toppings?

Without toppings; I just want plain ice cream.

Ahh, SM has toppings!

JYP doesn't have any toppings.

Is there no artist discount?

For non-SM celebrities, there's a 30% discount.

(Celeb Tip. 30% discount at SM) I can get 30%?

If we were to compare,

it's 3200 won at SM with the discount and 2660 at JYP.

(Good memory out of nowhere..?)

We'll prepare it in the front.

Sure~

(Ice cream sold at SM is..?)

JOON PARK (49) Expert Taste Reviewer Quirk: spits if it's bitter, swallows if it's sweet

MILK ICE CREAM / 4000 won (~$3.60) a cup Quirk: Celeb 30% discount available

(Half-100 Year-Old takes a bite)

(Deep sigh..?)

(Half-100 Year-Old takes another bite)

Tastes the same.

<Company Ice Cream Ranking> 1. JYP = SM

How do I get to the SM cafeteria?

This area is the eating space.

This is the cafeteria?

Instead of a cafeteria, this is an eating area we operate.

This does have a slight cafeteria feel to it.

(Not an SM cafeteria, but has actual restaurants) Over there it's more of a restaurant,

(Not an SM cafeteria, but has actual restaurants) but this is a place that's like a cafeteria--

The menu is a little more diverse here.

Did you order this stuff from a menu?

Or is it different everyday?

We order from a menu.

The difference between SM and JYP:

JYP only serves what they WANT to serve.

Still, I'm sure JYP is a little healthier.

(JYP's organic food is what they want to feed them) Still, I'm sure JYP is a little healthier.

(JYP's organic food is what they want to feed them) Uhh.. O R G A N I C ~!

(On the other hand, SM has a food court) And here...

(On the other hand, SM has a food court) cheese.

Oh? What's that now?

(Clearly a private space)

They give massages behind this.

Foot massages.

Omo!

Oh! Hello!

(Wait.. why's Red Velvet here..?)

I thought they set up a tent and gave foot massages back here.

(leads the reactions)

(what are these reactions..?)

(srsly what's up with these robotic reactions..?)

Celebrity eating space. (srsly what's up with these robotic reactions..?)

Fo.ot. ma.ss.age.!

Ha. Ha.!

HOLD UP SM DEFINITELY SAID.. -

HOLD UP SM DEFINITELY SAID.. (that you guys can act natural..)

(Surprised staff running to him)

(Hyung let's step out for a sec..)

(Situation hasn't been grasped)

(Red Velvet was casted tbh) (Explaining this to him)

("Who is Red Velvet"?!)

SM's Representative Girl Group that recently had a comeback with <Power Up>

(Those girls' popularity made it onto Newsroom..)

(Even performed in North Korea)

*the situation has been explained So you guys already knew that I was coming, huh?

You already had a private meeting beforehand I bet.

(A question not in the contract terms)

We were eating.

Don't lie to me.

(An answer not in the contract terms)

Then since when... when... from then did you...

trainees...

Gamg... hang on. dsaokfjlgk Let me try that again.

Holy f*ck it's hot in here.

DIFFERENT REACTION FROM EARLIER -

DIFFERENT REACTION FROM EARLIER (this is a real reaction)

Are you guys finished eating?

Yes.

(SM's restaurants are wild af..)

It hasn't been that long since we've been eating like this.

Really?

It hasn't been that long since these restaurants came in.

When we were trainees,

we would order food at restaurants...

Like jjajangmyeon.

Yes, stuff like that.

We would eat jjajangmyeon every Sunday.

But you didn't have a price limit, right?

Price limit?

A limit was made--

Nothing too expensive.

We can't eat stuff like shark's fin.

<SHARK'S FIN> TOP 3 CHINESE DISH GOES FOR AROUND 50~60K WON ($45~54) *this isn't cuz of a ton of cussing we swear it rly isnt rly

Ah it's you guys:

red velvet cake.

RED VELVET CAKE / 6500 won (~$6) a slice Quirk: a cake that Red Velvet likes

(Wendy) RED VELVET CAKE / 6500 won (~$6) a slice Quirk: a cake that Red Velvet likes

(Wendy)

Let's give it a try.

(How is it..?)

It's good.

It's good, right?

The cream cheese inside is delicious.

You're right.

After a quick glance I can tell. Are you the leader?

Yes.

I'm also the leader of my group,

so who gives you the worst headache?

A headache?

No one.

Lying through your teeth.

(caught)

You saw, right?

"No one." Did you get that on camera?

That glance just now?

She took a glance in that direction.

"A headache?"

HUH..? -

HUH..? (just looking heh)

Irene looks really similar to someone.

Who?

Taeyeon unni*? *title for older girls

Are you talking about BoA unni?

She doesn't look like BoA...

Who dated #%@#$%@ again?

(different laugh from earlier)

(speechless..)

This won't be uploaded anyway, it's between us--

BETWEEN US.. -

BETWEEN US.. (and our subscribers..?)

(Red Velvet giving us an SM tour after eating with us)

There was a camera al...ready in there..

(Gold door) (But there wasn't one..?)

(And so, the SM practice room interior looks like..?)

This is the practice room.

Wow, it's nice.

It's transparent usually,

but we close it when we practice.

How did that happen?

I've dreamt of that as a kid!

Really?

Then what's this?

Is this a new device?

(Wassup Man is here?) With air that'll shoot you up if you stand here..!

(The floor is crying)

(Laughing) (This is funny..?)

(Laughing)

IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE JOKE IS -

IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE JOKE IS (please help us in the comments)

Wow~

This place is nice!

(Still jumping) It's a practice room,

but it doesn't feel like a basement,

the air circulates well, and it's nice and cool in here.

We-- - Actually there's an air conditioner, too!

We seriously freeze in here. (Aspiring Celebrity Tip: SM's practice room has A/C)

If we're tired after practice

we relax on the sofa.

It's laid out wide.

The sofa is also..

(this is a sofa)

That fridge is more expensive than my house.

SMEG FRIDGE/ 1,720,000 won (~$1545) Quirk: not more expensive than his house

This is even leather!

I can see why you'd practice here.

If we get thirsty during practice,

there's a convenience store out front

if you go out that way.

(You have a mart in your practice room..?)

(Hyped to brag about SM)

It's the same spot as before.

If you go this way,

the convenience store is over there.

Is this open 24 hours?

No, until 10 PM.

Then it's free after 10 PM~

cuz no one will be here!

(The mart beside the SM practice room is...?)

This is awesome.

This is the convenience store,

and our goods are sold there.

We can buy you one of these!

Would you like a fan?

We'll buy it for you!

It's our Red Velvet portable fan.

But then you guys would owe the store points!

No no, it's okay!

(Golden Tip for Production Staff: Red Velvet talks a lot) No no, it's okay!

It only gets deducted from our store credit, so it's okay.

Really? - Yes.

It's free for us, anyway.

If there's anything you'd like--

We'll gift you our fan!

This is yours?

Yes.

Thanks!

RED VELVET FAN / 22,000 won (~$20) ea. Quirk: free if you buy it with store credit

What is this?

Mask pack.

(hey it's me shindong)

(Glad to see a face he recognizes)

But seriously, this mask pack is really nice.

SHINDONGZ

This is really nice.

What's up with all these?

It's too funny!

(Comes in other...flavors)

Wow, you never disappoint, Shindongz.

Everyone probably died laughing on set.

BLACK MASK PACK / 9800 won (~$9) each Quirk: V-line lifting

Whoa! It's our stuff.

Heol daebak.

(What "tour".. you're shopping for yourselves)

Yeah, let's buy one!

Who's that?

This is all ours.

They're our goods.

Let's get couple rings.

Okay, let's get it.

Do you have this, but in Joy?

The Joy one is sold out.

Aw, they said it's sold out.

(Showing off her popularity)

Oh, sold out?

That's a good thing!

(I know)

This is our first time seeing these.

It must be new.

They make these and don't tell you? - Yes.

Then you know what's goin on, right?

Takin money out yo back pocket.

HALF-100 YEAR-OLD / Life Senior Quirk: good at detecting swindling businesses

(MARKET CAPIALIZATION ~?,???,000,000,000 won)

Yo! Where's Wassup Man at?

I'm here at Sihyuk's office.

It's goes by the name "Big Hit."

Bangtan Boys!

(Couldn't go to YG because he doesn't know anyone) When I first came to Korea,

at the time... I worked a lot with Sihyuk.

We collaborated on a lot of musical endeavours,

and you could pretty much say we lived together.

(Means he's close to Bang Sihyuk) Since we shared such good times together,

Si Hyuk's office. Let's get it.

(We'll trust you, hyung.. we're going to Big Hit right..?)

Where's it at?

(You said you guys were close..)

Wait...

The group that's doing so well right now...

BTS's...

My boy, Si Hyuk's office...

...is nowhere to be found.

(Hyung.. it's true you're close with Sihyuk hyung.. right?)

I think it's this one?

(Can't find the address so he opens Google Maps)

This one.

(This is Big Hit Entertainment..?)

Hello, sir.

This is Big Hit, right?

Yes, it is.

I can come in, right?

The person you're meeting is..?

Sihyuk!

I came to meet with Sihyuk.

You'll have to call him,

and he'll have to escort you personally.

(Half-100 Year-Old calling right away)

(Wow.. THIS is networking^^)

"The number you are trying to reach is currently unavailable. Please leave a message after the tone.

Voice rates may apply to voicemails."

Sihyuk really...

became big!

I think I have to try again.

(Half-100 Year-Old calls again)

"The person you are trying to reach is in a call."

What do you mean "in a call"?

Everyone's in a call right now!

"Please hold."

(Subscribe, follow, or else I'm gonna kill ya)

(yup not close)

He's still in a call.

SINCE HE'S IN A CALL, THE END -

SINCE HE'S IN A CALL, THE END (but next time..!)