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- Who is the best at finding
cars on the internet?
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Today, we're going to the
back alley of car classifieds
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to do a Craigslist Speedrun.
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I'm joined by Jeremiah,
and our friend, Larry,
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I'm James, and this is "The D-List"
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- Happy birthday Ghost of D...
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(upbeat music)
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Today we are doing a good old
fashioned Craigslist Speedrun
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to find out who's the
best at finding cars,
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and car crap on the internet.
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Now we've done challenges
like this before,
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but today we are all on the same site,
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Craigslist, to even the playing field.
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Gentlemen, are you ready to lose?
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- He must be talking to you.
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(all laughing)
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- We also have a new
face on the show today.
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I wanna welcome Larry Nolan,
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got diarrhea on the way to work.
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He pooped all over his Mustang.
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So, Larry was kind enough to fill in with-
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- For this first challenge...
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There are three
manufacturers on the board,
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you each have to pick one.
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- This is Larry's first time on the show,
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so we're gonna let him pick first.
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- All right, thank you for this honor.
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I'm gonna go with Tesla.
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- All right, I'm gonna go with Saturn.
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- What the (beep)!
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Why do I get the...
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Why am I third?
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Okay, I guess I am Maserati then.
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- For the challenge, you have
to find a running example
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of a car from this manufacturer
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with at least 150,000
miles on the odometer.
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And the clock starts now.
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- Kid! I knew it was gonna
be something like this,
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'cause I work with Max every day,
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and he's a sick, sick puppy.
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I'm done, I win.
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- [Larry] Okay.
(all laughing)
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- The first one, not running, needs work.
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No one drives these cars this far.
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- I don't even know I'm doing this thing-
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- I know, James' over there just chilling,
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kicking his feet up, rubbing in our faces.
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- Yeah, early bird gets the worm guys.
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It's all about preparation.
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Making good choices.
(Jerry laughing)
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- [Max] 33 seconds.
- Okay, you know what?
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Okay, here we go. Here we go.
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- [Max] Gotta go to the
home state, come on.
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- Okay.
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- Okay, gotta go to the home state.
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Come on, come on, baby.
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(Jerry screaming)
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Larry, welcome to the big
dogs leagues, you little pup.
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(all laughing)
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- I don't think there's a
single 150,000 mile Tesla
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on the planet.
- You know,
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you're probably right about that one.
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But you got to have faith
for Craigslist, all right.
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58K.
- [All] Three.
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- Take a chance.
- Two.
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- Can we knock it down?
- One.
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- And there you go.
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- [James] Did you get it?
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- I did not.
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(all laughing)
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- Here's mine.
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Had to go all the way
down to Miami to get this
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8,888,000-
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- No, it does not count.
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- This was a setup, man.
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- [James] Yeah.
- Yeah, dude!
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Don't hate the game,
hate the player. (laughs)
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All right, yeah, no.
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There's not a picture of
the odometer, unfortunately.
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So we'll never know.
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- This is a 1997 Saturn SL1.
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It's got 200,000 miles on it.
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It's the first car that came up.
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As soon as I typed in Saturn.
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Boom! There it is.
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- Ripped out stereo.
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So come on.
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- Okay, let's tabulate the scores.
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So, James walks away with five points.
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- [James] Yeah.
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- [Max] Should we give Jeremiah any?
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- [James] No. No.
- You have to give me some.
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Why?
- There's no way that
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that has 8 million miles on it, Jeremiah?
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- I don't make...
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Listen, I'm just going off the add.
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I'm just going off the add.
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- Somebody had a stroke while
they're filling out the ad.
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- I think they meant 8 miles.
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- Okay, so are we saying
now we can't trust people
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on Craigslist, James?
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Is that what you're saying?
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- Yeah, we can't trust
anybody on Craigslist?
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It's the back alley of the internet.
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If websites could smell,
Craigslist would smell like pee.
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(all laughing)
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- [Max] In all fairness, I
think Jeremiah did find the ad.
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I will give him one.
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- You happy now?
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You threw a fit and your
friend, Max gave you a point.
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- Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you, I'll take it,
I'll take whatever I can get.
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- Next challenge, in four minutes,
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find a car that is
depreciated over $100,000
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from its original MSRP.
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(upbeat music)
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- What do you mean?
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Here's $100,000 car.
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(upbeat music)
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- Okay.
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- [Max] Two minutes remaining.
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- Two minutes.
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(indistinct chattering)
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Boom! Found it.
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Let's go.
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- Did you get it?
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- Hell, yeah, man!
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But the poster's drawing up right now.
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- All right, got it. Boom!
- What?
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- Suck it both of you
(beep), I don't believe him.
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And you're faltering over there.
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(James groaning)
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- I found so many cars
that have depreciated
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like $80,000.
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This show's stupid.
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- [Max] Three, two, one! Time.
(Jerry sipping)
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- Good job boys, that was fun.
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- Shut up.
(Jerry laughing)
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- Now last round a Maserati killed me.
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This round a Maserati saved me.
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A 2007 Maserati Quattroporte
Sport GT for $13,500.
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A 2007 Maserati Quattroporte
Sport GT MSRP, $121,100.
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- Whoever bought one when they were new,
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feels like an idiot.
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- Here, we have the Aston
Martin Vantage, the V8, 2007.
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Okay?
- [Max] Right.
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- Bam! 114,000-36,000.
- Minus 36.
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- Is isn't-
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- Is less than 100,000.
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- But in the parallel
universe where I am from,
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they do math a little differently lately.
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- All right, James.
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- I did not even try,
I don't have anything,
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But we came to that conclusion
a lot quicker in my case.
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(all laughing)
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- Jeremiah goes from 1 point to 6 points,
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which now puts him in first place.
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James is in second still with five points,
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but the games must continue.
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The next challenge is a speed run.
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The first person to find a picture
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of somebody blocking a license
plate with their thumbs,
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will win five points.
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- Oh God! How do you even?
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(upbeat music)
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- Nope! Nope! We got this.
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I got this.
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We getting these points, man.
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- I found one that's photoshopped.
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- A photoshopped thumb?
That would be hilarious.
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(all laughing)
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- I don't know why,
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but something is telling me
Jeep owners would do this, man.
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- Yeah, you know what,
I'm going to my own state.
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- [James] Florida?
- Yeah.
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- I'm trying to get creative
with the search terms.
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It's not really working.
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I tried "No lowballers."
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I tried "I know what I got."
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Now I'm looking at Subaru WRXs.
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- For like this belief of science.
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Or not like, not science
but like technology.
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(Jerry screaming)
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- [James] No. No. No.
- (beep) Yes, yes. Yes.
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I had to go to Florida
and it had to be a Camaro.
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Hell, yeah! (laughs)
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I was basically describing
myself and then manifested this.
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(all laughing)
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- All right, so Jeremiah
gets another five points
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from the challenge,
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bringing Jeremiah's score to 11.
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James five and Larry,
unfortunately still not...
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- [All] Duses!
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- Alright, next challenge.
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The Tesla Model S Plaid
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is the fastest production
car in the world currently.
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- Ready?
- All right, let her rip.
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(man laughing)
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- Find a car on Craigslist
that can beat the 1/4 mile time
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for a Tesla Model S Plaid.
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- Yeah, alright. Found it. Boom!
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- [Max] And the time starts now!
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- Oops! I already beat it.
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I already found one (beep).
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Gobble gobble.
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(Jerry gobbling)
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- It's 1/4 mile time 9.1 seconds.
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- [Larry] Yeah, I got it.
- How'd you find it so fast?
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- I just use proper search terms.
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- What'd you search?
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My friendliness with you wants me...
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I wanna help you, James, but
the competitor in means saying,
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"Keep your mouth shut stupid.
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Can I go take a pee pee
(indistinct) you play?
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- This one's hard, Max.
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Did you search Florida again, Jerry?
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- No, I found mine in LA.
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- Three, two, one, and that's time.
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- Okay, so I shared mine.
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I found a 92 Mustang 5.O,
runs 1/4 and 8.93 seconds.
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- I found the same car.
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- I searched drag car. (laughs)
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- I searched a bunch of stuff
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and then eventually searched eight second.
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- Okay, so here we have the
Drag Pak 2021 Dodge challenger,
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1 of 50 cars, man, like 7.5.
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- [James] 7.55 second 1/4 miles.
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- Like that seems like
it would rip my pants off
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when it drove by.
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- It's got a parachute,
so you know it's business.
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- I also searched parachute.
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- Yeah, parachute would have
been a good search term.
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- Does Larry get bonus points
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'cause he found the fastest one?
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- I'll give Larry one bonus point
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for finding the basses one.
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All right, so tallying the story here,
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Jeremiah now is 16 points.
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- I just want to point out
that one of those points
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is for whining.
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(all laughing)
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- Yeah, hey, got whatever
you got to do to win.
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- The final challenge
will be worth 6 points.
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Your budget, $15,000 to build a vehicle
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using cars, parts, whatever,
that you can live in.
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And the time starts now.
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- Right now, I'm looking for my base,
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my home, if you will.
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Box trucks were more expensive
than I thought, so are vans.
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So, we're gonna go with the
first thing that I found.
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It's a little gross.
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- Okay. All right. Boom!
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I have my base.
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I wanna be able if I'm gonna
live in it to be comfortable.
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You know, I'm a tall guy, I
need to be able to spread out.
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James, you're the same way.
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You know?
- I love to spread.
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- We like our space.
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I'm looking for bathroom options.
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Portable, portable potties,
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search...
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'Cause if you're gonna live in it,
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you need to go to the restroom.
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You know what I'm saying?
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- It's going pretty good over here.
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I'm like, I'm just trying to look
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and see what imma deck
this thing out with.
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Dude, y'all aren't ready for this one.
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- And that's time.
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- All right, so my base is
this sexy mofo right here.
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And after looking inside
it and I was like,
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"You know, it's just not
like quite there again.
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It's pretty, pretty vacant
in there, you know?"
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So I said, "You know why don't
I add me the steering wheel?"
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- Because when you have a bus to live in,
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the one thing you need to steering wheel.
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- Exactly, you need a staring wheel.
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And then, you know, I was like,
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"I kind of wanna keep it
simple and have some class."
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So I said, "You know, I
need a cool bed in there."
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- That bis ass van and you put
a (beep) twin in that (beep)?
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- Hell yeah, the twin,
that way I can move around.
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- You bought a baby's bed.
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- We are redecorating her room
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because my daughter grew
out of her tiny baby bed.
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- But this is where it gets good though,
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'cause I was like, you know,
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"I could possibly throw
this up on the roof."
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- What? (laughs)
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- Why are you putting,
he busted so big, Larry.
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- Larry, you don't need a
tent, you have (beep) bus.
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This is (beep) bizarre.
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(all laughing)
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- So then you need something
to keep the beers cold.
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So that's when I wanted to
upgrade to this bad boy.
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- (laughing) It's a mini fridge.
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(all laughing)
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(beep)
- I hate you guys.
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(all laughing)
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I was like, "Yo, I need to
add some tires to this joint."
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You feel me?
- [James] Okay, yeah.
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- So...
- Is it tiny?
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(all laughing)
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- I always believe in
going big with tires.
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- [James] Okay, all right.
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- I wanted to put these bad boys on there.
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Tires are only what, 1200
bucks for a full set, guys.
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Like full set, right?
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- You know your bus has
like eight tires, right?
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(all laughing)
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- And then, you know, I needed the toilet.
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'Cause I realized we don't
have a toilet in there.
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- I pray to God is this the
smallest toilet ever made.
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(all laughing)
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- You guys are crazy, man.
(all laughing)
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- This is the smallest toilet possible.
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- So then James gave me the good idea
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that I need a sexy TV in there.
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So I was like, you know, I mean,
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"Let me go ahead and throw
a nice 55 inch screen TV."
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- Okay.
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- That's gonna take about
a lot of space in the bus.
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- Oh, you've got a lot of space.
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You've got a lot of space.
- You feel me?
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- 55 inch is fair though.
- Yeah, it's fair.
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- It's fair size TV.
- It's fair.
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- Yes, yes.
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- So then, you know, with
that, I'm a big gamer.
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I love games.
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So I was like...
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- Bought a game, more game. (laughs)
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- I gotta have a PS five in
there, it just has to go.
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- Okay, great. That's a good job, man.
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- Thanks, man.
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- Yeah, let's see what
you came (beep) up with.
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- [Max] Okay.
- So, I went a similar route.
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It's like a flat nose with...
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I don't know what it says on the side.
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It says, Jesus is something.
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- "Jesus is reality."
- Is reality, yeah.
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Okay, so I'm gonna let
everybody know the deal.
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Instead of going with a little baby bed,
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I went with a Cal Kang, okay?
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I like cow Kings 'cause I'm
longer, and they're longer.
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Okay, I got a nice Victorian Dresser.
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I got to put my clothes someplace.
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On top of that dresser, I'm
putting a nice 55 inch TV.
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Okay, next to my bed.
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I have a Mid Century Rolling
Bar Cart for all my alcohol.
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'Cause I'm going with this
like mid-century theme,
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like woods, I want woods, you know?
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This is my Cal King bed frame.
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Nice solid Oak, you know?
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Okay, I got to cook. I'm a cooker.
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Okay, so I have this nice oven range.
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You know 'cause we're off the
grid, you need a generator.
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- I forgot about the generator.
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- Yeah, so I put a generator.
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And then you're probably thinking,
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"Hey, where are you go poop,
or where where do you shower?"
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Well, that's where I
have a 1982 25' Sailboat.
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That I'm going to pull behind
it for a low cost of $3,400.
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So basically, I have all the amenities,
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I could possibly want in my sailboat,
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that's being pulled behind me.
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- [James] Okay.
- So that's my bill.
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- [James] It's pretty good.
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It's pretty good.
- [Jerry] Thanks, James.
[902]
- I went a similar route.
(all laughing)
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Instead of a school bus...
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I think you saw this
one, I got a tour bus,
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' cause I like that front back-
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- [Larry] Oh, yeah, I did see this.
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This is great, yeah.
- Good views.
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I plan on taking it out on the road.
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So, I wanna hang out outside,
so I got myself an awning.
[920]
- That's a very small
awning though, James.
[922]
- What?
(all laughing)
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- [Larry] James though.
[925]
- James that awning is for a pop-out,
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not an actual full awning.
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That's a baby awning.
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- I also went with a California
King (laughs) size bed.
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I didn't want to mess around,
so I got an 85 inch TV.
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(all laughing)
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Yeah, and I want it to feel like a home.
[943]
I mean, Max said I gotta
live in this thing.
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- [Jerry] Yeah. Yeah.
- So I got myself a nice rug.
[948]
- Ooh, that makes it
nice, nice on the feet.
[951]
- Two classics to place under the bed.
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So, I got a chandelier.
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(Jerry laughing)
- This man got a chandelier.
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- I also liked to cook,
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so I went ahead and got myself
a wood-burning pizza oven.
[964]
- (laughing) Where are you
gonna bloody put that, James?
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- When I have people over to eat pizza,
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I want us to be able to chill
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and also some of you drive a lot.
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So I need someplace to relax.
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- [Larry] Yeah.
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- So I got myself a
Swedish Helsinki hot tub.
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- So that's going on the top?
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- Yeah.
- Is it inflatable?
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- Yeah, it's inflatable so
I can break it down too.
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- Oh, break it down and put it up.
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James is gone classy too.
- [Larry] It's classy,
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It's classy.
- We both did class bills.
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- He got that like French style going on.
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I feel that.
- [James] Yeah, yeah.
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It's like a chalet.
- [Larry] Yeah.
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I'm digging.
(James laughing)
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- I also got a toilet.
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- [Jerry] Yeah, you need a toilet.
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- [Larry] Yeah, where's that going?
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(all laughing)
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- I also got a bidet. (laughs)
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- James is running out of pace.
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James is running out of so much
space, it's not even funny.
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- And Jeremiah you asked
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how I would hook up the toilet
earlier, I also got this.
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- [Jerry] Chainsaw?
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- It's gonna cut a hole in the bottom,
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out of sight, out of mind, you know, boys?
[1022]
(all laughing)
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So that's my home.
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- So now the question is whose vehicle
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do you wanna live in the
most for the finale points?
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- Mine is pretty dope.
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- No, yours is a terror factory.
[1035]
Yours is gonna hit the cloud lips.
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- Yeah, you have the smallest
things in the big room.
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I wouldn't wanna step foot in
that creep factor you made.
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- I don't wanna live in jail.
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I don't wanna live in Larry's
bus with all my stuff.
[1048]
Either, you guys', mine's too small.
[1049]
- But I got off-roaden
tires too though, right?
[1051]
I can (indistinct).
[1053]
- Oh, so you can go to the
woods and dump all the bodies?
[1056]
(all laughing)
[1059]
- I think Jeremiah gets my vote.
[1060]
I think it's kind of classy.
[1061]
He didn't do as good of a job as me but-
[1063]
- I didn't have a chandelier there.
[1064]
And I could have.
- [James] Yeah, you could.
[1066]
- Yeah, I got to give it
to my man's over here.
[1068]
- [Max] And our winner is Jeremiah.
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[1071]
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