Donald Trump Drops An F-Bomb - YouTube

THIS DAIS IS THE PERFECT METAPHOR

FOR WHERE AMERICA STANDS TODAY.

LOOK AT OUR ECONOMY.

BARELY MOVING, GASPING FOR AIR,

AND DESPERATELY CLINGING TO LIFE.

VERY MUCH LIKE LARRY KING.

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS,

WITH LARRY, WE HAVE A NEVER-ENDING SUPPLY OF GAS.

NEVER ENDS.

THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS

WAS BUILT ON ITS ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT,

AND THAT SPIRIT IS BEST DEMONSTRATED

BY NONE OTHER THAN MY FRIEND SNOOP DOGG.

[cheers and applause]

HIS IS A TALE

OF DO-RAGS TO RICHES.

IT'S TRUE. IT'S TRUE.

HE'S VERY PROUD OF THAT.

THAT'S WHY I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE SNOOP

SITTING UP HERE NEXT TO HIS FORMER RIVAL...

BIGGIE SMALLS, RIGHT HERE.

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ONE OF THE WOMEN ON THE DAIS.

THIS AMAZING LADY STRUGGLES

WITH A SEEMINGLY INSURMOUNTABLE PHYSICAL HANDICAP.

I SPEAK, OF COURSE, OF WHITNEY CUMMINGS.

WHITNEY'S CAREER IS CRIPPLED BY HER FOUL MOUTH.

TO HEAR THAT FILTHY LANGUAGE

FROM SOMEONE SO MARGINALLY ATTRACTIVE

IS, FRANKLY, VERY UNPLEASANT.

LISA-- OR AS I CALL HER, MISS USDA--

I WANT YOU TO BE A JUDGE

AT MY NEXT MISS UNIVERSE PAGEANT.

[cheers and applause]

YOU'RE PERFECT.

BECAUSE LIKE THE UNIVERSE,

YOU'RE CONSTANTLY EXPANDING AND FILLED WITH DARK MATTER.

BUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT HAVE BROUGHT SHAME

UPON THIS GREAT LAND OF OURS.

BESIDES LISA.

I SPEAK OF THE ATROCITIES

THAT WE AS A NATION MUST ENDURE,

LIKE THE JERSEY SHORE.

A PIECE OF ADVICE, MY GREASY FRIEND.

YOU DON'T NEED TO PUT

ALL OF THAT PRODUCT IN YOUR HAIR.

YOU JUST DON'T.

LOOK HOW GREAT MY HAIR LOOKS, AND I DON'T USE ANYTHING.

AND IT LOOKS VERY GOOD.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WET RACCOON

AND DONALD J. TRUMP'S HAIR?

A WET RACCOON DOESN'T HAVE

7 BILLION FUCKIN' DOLLARS IN THE BANK.

[cheers and applause]

VERY FUNNY. OKAY, VERY FUNNY.

AMERICA IS GOING THROUGH TOUGH TIMES,

AND WE ALL NEED TO LAUGH.

TRUE.

[cheers and applause]

I KNOW THAT BETTER DAYS ARE AHEAD.

IF WE BELIEVE IN OURSELVES

AND THE WAY I BELIEVE IN MYSELF--

AND I REALLY DO BELIEVE IN MYSELF--

THEN COME JUNE, IF I DECIDE TO RUN,

YOU'LL HAVE THE GREAT PLEASURE OF VOTING FOR THE MAN

THAT WILL EASILY GO DOWN AS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT

IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES.

ME--DONALD JOHN TRUMP.

GOD BLESS AMERICA, AND GOOD NIGHT!

[Mississippi's Money]

GOOD NIGHT.