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Conan Rents A Family In Japan | CONAN on TBS - YouTube
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loneliness is a problem in modern Japan
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in fact there are companies throughout
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Japan that provide fake families for
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people who are lonely I'm not making
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this up and I thought why don't I get a
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fake family while I'm here in Tokyo I
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have now been in Japan for two days and
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I am very lonely I have two children who
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show me very little respect
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and I have a wife who is tired of my
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jokes my father and I get along pretty
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well but I honestly think I could do
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better like a new father that would
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apologize for some things that happened
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between us in the 1970s specifically
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when he lost his temper in the kitchen
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because I spilled a bowl of creamed corn
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and then he didn't let me watch The Love
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Boat that night and I'm told it was a
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very good episode yeah he Arthur was on
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it from the Golden Girls
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she's a divorcee who meets a man who
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she's interested in it turns out that
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he's a scam artist and he's played by
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Harvey Korman quick question
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the wife what are the boundaries with
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this that I choose normal Oh
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hugging shake the hands but no kissing
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so just like my current marriage white
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she looks very beautiful thank you may I
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ask how old she is
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yeah judge Oh 48 okay it is close to my
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own age
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so this is a no yes I'm from Los Angeles
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and a man my age is required by law to
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marry a woman who's 25 this is a
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possible son how old is he well 35 I
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don't have us I could not have a son
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who's 35
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no he's too old to be my son and also
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I'm worried my fake son is gonna run
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away with my fake wife who is this I
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mean how old is she June that's very
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good I think she has a good sense of
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humor do you have any father candidates
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oh my god I feel like I've already
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disappointed him
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oh hey wait a minute now we're talking
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look at him he looks Pleasant good guy
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took the gum cornichons mr. users I like
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that my father my wife and my daughter
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yes and they will be my family while I'm
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in Japan mmm
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if I'm really enjoying my fake family
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what's the maximum amount of time I can
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retain their services some three years I
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could have them for three years you
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don't need to check with her she's 12 my
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current family won't give me three more
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years also one more question is it
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possible for me to rent someone who
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could pretend to be a bully it was mean
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to me in high school and I can beat the
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out of her sewing it was
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I bow to you I honor you okay I swear to
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god this is real I left family romance
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about an hour and 20 minutes ago I am
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back in my hotel room in Tokyo and I
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have a family like daughter I am now
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your father and she thinks some of the
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coolest dad in the world
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another thing that's important to me is
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that I am very funny when I tell a joke
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I would like it if you all really
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laughed and thought it was funny could
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you explain to them could you do that
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could you laugh if I tell a joke okay
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let me ask you a question
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- guys like ramen thumb is key not me I
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like my men cooked these seven
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collateral
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[Laughter]
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so much better
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[Applause]
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everything's a joke okay I'm worried now
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that if I tell her oh I just came back
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from the doctor and I only have a year
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to live
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[Laughter]
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dad nice to meet you how are you sliding
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down maybe you could begin by
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apologizing just say I was wrong to yell
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at you in the 70s try I was wrong when
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the seven things you were wrong in the
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70s right yeah in 1978 when I spilled
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the creamed corn you say I was wrong I
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apologize I'm sorry about the creamed
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corn we mean a lot to me if you said I
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liked you more than your brothers liked
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you more than your brothers yes I'm the
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best one right yes of course you were my
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favorite song
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[Applause]
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they'll hug you more than a pump my real
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father you guys want to go see Tokyo
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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