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I mean just look at this place it's
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disgusting not to mention our cheap boss
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got it
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hold on Patty I got you
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okay SpongeBob time to come back down
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and get to work so I can garnish your
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wages for wasting that Patty hey it's my
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lucky day a penny you look just ran out
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hey man he's back you're crossing my arm
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unhand that Penny or the arm comes off
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that little display of parsimonious
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penny pinching just earned you a nice
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little spot in Davey Jones Locker for
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eternity I'm not cheap I'm generous you
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almost tore a man's arm off for a penny
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thanks Squidward I knew I could count on
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you money money
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that profit will make me while lick fat
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what profits down three dollars from
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last month I gotta start running a
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tighter ship around here thank you for
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choosing the Krusty Krab here's your
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change Mr Squidward what's with all this
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change nonsense over and under grabbing
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and put it through here up and around
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around the horn bring it back home
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SpongeBob I ain't paying you to play
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dress up
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breathe on your own time I don't pay you
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to breathe you hardly pay us at all oh
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that reminds me I got something for you
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ah yes our meager restitution
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ah the sweet smell of payday
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oh sorry let me try cleaning here's your
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check and here's yours SpongeBob I can't
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accept your money Mr Krabs grilling is
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my passion what is this you're making me
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pay you to stand at the cash register
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what is the meaning of this have you
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gone off the deep end there's gonna be a
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few changes around here every time I
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catch you two goofing off I'm gonna
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charge you for it 18 19 and 20. there
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you go Mr K I think this should cover
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all my nonsense oh and here's an extra
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50 cents for when I was tying my shoe
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SpongeBob I got a proposition for you
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how's about you go catch me some of
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those little money fish
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oh boy getting paid to jellyfish past my
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life's Dream well keep dreaming this
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will be on your time someone tried to
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throw away a patty
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but Mr Krabs I found that under the
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grill and tomorrow A customer will find
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it under his butt but it's old and cold
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and so very full of mold you're not to
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make another Patty until that when he's
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sold detain a Non-Stop series Mr Krabs
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can I go home yet no one goes home look
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at these bags under my eyes even my bags
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have bags
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quench your bellyaching Squidward you
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don't hear SpongeBob complaining do you
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k-r-a-b-b-y-p-a-t-y says I you can learn
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a few things from that boy Mr Krabs he
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is not normal
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all right you can sit down for five
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minutes then it's back to work
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the pickle should be right where they
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always are I know I put them on where
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are those pickles pickles pickles
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pickles
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laughs
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I believe you owe me two bucks two bucks
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you're guarantee
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[Music]
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oh that well can we talk about this no
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how about a discount on restroom tokens
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afraid no I was about a free glass of
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water a dozen three glasses of water
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I'll even put ice in it no come back on
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two dollars two dollars no no
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Mr Krabs I know I put pickles on that
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Krabby Patty that two bucks is coming
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out of your paycheck wait
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you know the outside one man's Clash is
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another man's treasure
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disposable
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for Mr Krabs all classes treasure
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open for business
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see anything you like yeah I'll give you
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a buck 50 for this umbrella a buck 50
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for that but it's an antique it belonged
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to a queen ten bucks 10 bucks
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there's full of holes it was the queen
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of Switzerland how clean you say that's
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wait a second they don't have a queen
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okay Mr Bargain Hunter five bucks deal
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ah the sweet smell of an all-day sucker
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Davy Jones on the jib do my ears deceive
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me is it really the first day of summer
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is it yeah
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[Music]
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G Mr K you sure have a scorching case of
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summer fever what is it about summertime
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that makes us so happy the Firefly lit
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nights the intoxicating Aroma of a
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charcoal bracket the hypnotic sound of a
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lawnmower running over a flip-flop the
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money the money I mean the children oh
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you see boy during the summer the
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children are excused from their classes
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a recess commonly referred to as summer
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break
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tell me more about summer break
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well during the summer break the
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children wander Bikini Bottom
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unsupervised their slimed with
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allowance free to spend their money
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without any Parental Guidance whatsoever
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I guess that's what I like best
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sure I suppose some would try and take
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advantage of this situation by sending
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them toys or candy but I sleep well at
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night with the knowledge that I'm
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providing them with something they need
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a nutritious meal come here you little
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piggies I've been taught the true
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meaning of Summer individuation of the
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end user was substantially broaden the
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probability of multiple subsequent
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visits generating an inverse negative
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Revenue margin of three quarters of a
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half of one percent meaning if you call
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the customers by their name they keep
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coming back to spend more of them
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greenbacks so I want you two to learn
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the names of every customer what are you
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doing under the table if Krabby Patties
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are illegal now aren't we breaking the
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law there's an old saying lad what
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doesn't kill you usually succeeds in a
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second attempt but what does that have
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to do with making Krabby Patties nothing
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but if you don't get out there and start
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cooking I'll make you start taking
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weekends off
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Mr Krabs I really think I should be
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getting back to the grill now are you
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kidding lad just look at all these paid
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customers who's ready for another laugh
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foreign
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looks like nobody's cleaned out the trap
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in a while you know SpongeBob you're
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right but that's a big job a job that
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only two volunteer employees could do
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for no extra pay
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they get to know you slippery demon yeah
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what are you talking about I'm talking
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about cold hard flipping cash it's the
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mighty movie daughter did you see your
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boy I got her here she comes
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never mind the small change
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pocket
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wow you look real good with a mustache
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Mr Krabs never mind that boy ready the
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net net ready sir
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I get it
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I finally did it congratulations Mr
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Krabs no Spongebob Don't Let It Go
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Get It
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this will make a great fish story game
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Mr Krabs
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SpongeBob yes Mr Krabs you're fired
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I'll never get that formula with that
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pest crabs popping in and out like that
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I've got it I've been saving this for a
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rainy day it looks like an ordinary
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Penny because it is an ordinary Petty
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that full crabs is too greedy to ignore
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you my little pretty
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that's sour it sounds like the pitter
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patter of money
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hey where are you going beautiful Mr
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Krabs please
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come on Patrick easy now right this way
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right in the name of Neptune is going on
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here Patrick had a bloody nose so I was
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gonna walk him home oh bloody nose eh
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you think I was born yesterday he
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doesn't even have a nose let's get back
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to work the all of you I'm not running
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out happy Factory here we'll triple the
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prices Mr Krabs if we want to get
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customers in here shouldn't we lower the
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prices
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fine
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you could uh water down the kitchen at
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this point it would be ketchuping up the
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water whatever now if these little
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fellas could work maybe you'd be under
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something hey you couldn't make me a
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tiny little army of unpaid workers could
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you get in the bag
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maybe we should use another garbage bag
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Mr Krabs this one's kind of full forget
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it boyo I'm not paying for another
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garbage bag yes
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yes doing some calculating and you know
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crunching the old numbers and it turns
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out that I'll save a whole nickel if I
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cut your salary
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completely
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how about if I work for free yeah I
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looked into that apparently it's illegal
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and I lose my vintage license blah blah
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blah blah blah is it cold in here or is
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it just me well get it to work come on
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wow that looks like fun I'll have two
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Krabby Patties but don't cook them I'll
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have two frozen Krabby Patties too it's
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beautiful
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I'm selling houses many patties and I
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don't even have to cook them
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what is this horrible play
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what kind of monster is responsible for
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this horror
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that's it boys keep that gelatinous
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golden flowing
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but it's gonna take a lot more than a
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suitcase full of cash to buy the Krusty
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Krab for me oh there's a lot more than
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that the rest is over there
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I'm jumping King Neptune
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sorry just one thing if you could sign
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this contract just states that you
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relinquish the Krusty Krab and all
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proprietary ownership thereof along with
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its employees merchandise logos and cash
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registers do we still get the money of
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course that'll be fine then
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what is my future my tentacles I gotta
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fall off if I don't get a break soon Mr
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Krabs
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over you first I thought you were just
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being a lily liver and spineless crybaby
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scary pants and invertebrate loser but
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this rooftop restaurant of yours really
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has me business booming
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SpongeBob you're just in time for the
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grand unveiling of crabby land crabby
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Lancer yes crabby land where a kid can
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have fun for the right price
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welcome to the Krusty Krab young man
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what's your name Monroe nice to meet you
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Monroe
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hmm
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okay money I mean children it's time for
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the grand unveiling of money I mean
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grumpy land
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okay kids now promise Uncle Krabs that
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if you get hungry while you're playing
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you'll come inside for some delicious
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nutritious Krabby Patties
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all right here we go I give you crappy
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land
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foreign
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
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are you prepared to say that with your
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hand on a stack of interpretive dance
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quarterlies SpongeBob
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wake up
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where am I
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and what are these paramedics doing here
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you're back in your old kitchen and the
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pair of paramedics were here to revive
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you I was asleep yeah but just for a
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little while so I only got your pain for
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the time you were unconscious
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the Bikini Bottom zoo is having its
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annual flea day
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play balloons
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we drink
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three light bulbs aha
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[Applause]
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good morning boys
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crabs has stolen a very important item
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from the oyster
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wait a minute
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[Applause]
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the oysters Pearl
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here you go girl
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foreign
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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how much money did you lose I didn't
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lose any money I lost don't tell me you
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lost the Krusty Krab I lost Mr Krabs
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please tell me you didn't lose the
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Krabby Patty secret formula I lost
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you what I bet your contract and I lost
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this Mr Krabs is the most generous
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big-hearted non-skin flinted crab in the
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whole sea beach sell your soul for a
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couple of bucks I bet my soul he
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wouldn't you got yourself a bit okay
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crabs I'll let you stay but first help
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me settle a bit if you had to choose
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between SpongeBob and all the money I
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have in my pocket which would you take
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that depends how much money we talking
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about Mr Krabs 62 cents I'll take the
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money leave the crabs
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