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WE'RE ALL DOOMED - Trump vs. Biden ft. "Weird Al" Yankovic - YouTube
Channel: schmoyoho
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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WE'RE ALL DOOMED <sobbing>
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PEOPLE ARE BREATHING OUT THIS LIVING POISON
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TRYING TO FLOAT INTO MY ORIFICES
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I LOST MY CAR KEYS, I HAD TO STEAL MY NEIGHBOR'S SEGWAY TO GET HERE TODAY
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AND ON THE WAY I CRASHED INTO THIS DUMPSTER, AND SOME KIDS WERE MAKING A VIDEO
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AND NOW I'M ON TIKTOK, I CAN'T
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Excuse me...yeah?
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Be not hysterical?
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Despite...you know...things?
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Oh! I can do that. Dignified.
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Gentlemen, welcome, to the first presidential debate.
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Our first question, in the key of G# minor is
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Skoo doob m doodit, Dewey didn鈥檛 bib-uda bab-ada boo, Bob-a doodit,
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Brrrr la pa pa pa pa doo, Doppum boo-by doo-doo bow doo, Shove wit the cow, papa doody
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I'm so sorry...
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2020's a raging hellscape
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Any ideas on how to stop a world-wide plague?
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We should be providing people the help they need
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He knew back in February it was a deadly disease
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What did he do? He's on tape acknowledging that he knew!
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Really?
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He waited and waited and waited, and he didn't even tell you.
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President Trump did a phenomenal job, people said that
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Well...
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We got the gowns, we made the ventilators, we got the masks
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I don't wear masks like him, every time you see him he's got a mask
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The biggest mask I've ever seen...the biggest mask I've ever seen
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Will we ever get back all the jobs that we lost
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Or should we set up 11 million Etsy shops?
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My economic plan would create 1 trillion dollars in economic growth
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He has no intention of making it better for you at home
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I brought back football, it was meeee, meeeee
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What?
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Big 10 football, and I'm very happy
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Who's it gonna be?
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They wanna take out the cows, the cows
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In The West Wing?
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Now here's the deal - he has no idea what he's talking about
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We're living in the Apocalypse, I'm begging you to put a stop to this, pretty please!
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- He said he could inject some bleach?!?
- They cheat!
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If the Supreme Court is truly Supreme
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Where's the guac, ground beef, and sour cream
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The American people have a right to say, who's the Supreme Court nomin-ay
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Her biggest endorsers are from Notre Dame, we have a phenomenal nomin-ay
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I ran out of questions but still got a while...
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It's time to drop some bars, let's see how you freestyle
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In Europe, they live there forest cities, they're called forest cities
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It's a forest city
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He talks about the art of the deal
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China's perfected the art of the steal
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Bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things
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(OO oo OO) He's just afraid
- Proud Boys, stand back and stand by
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He said there were very fine people on both sides
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He said maybe we should drop a nuclear weapon on hurricanes
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The cars have computers all over the place
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(Who's it gonna be?) They wanna take out the cows, the cows
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(In The West Wing) Now here's the deal - he has no idea what he's talking about
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We're living in the apocalypse, I'm begging you to put a stop to this, pretty PLEASE!
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-Keep yapping man
- The people understand
-He doesn't have a plan
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Exploding trees, Covid-19, hurricanes with names past the letter "Z"
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Conspiracy theories about vaccines, murder hornets coming from across the sea!
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Too many memes about World War III, can't tell what's hell or reality
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Earthquakes ruining my whole week, 'cause I dropped my keys in the crack between
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the cupholder and my car seat!
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<a refreshing breath>
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(Who's it gonna be?) They wanna take out the cows, the cows
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(In The West Wing) Now here's the deal! He has no idea what he's talking about.
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We're living in the apocalypse
I'm begging you to put a stop to this, pretty please?
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- He said they could inject some bleach?
- They cheat!
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Who's it gonna be?!?
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That was really a productive segment, wasn't it? Keep yappin', man.
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That was really...something. Now, if you'll exuse me
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the murder hornets come out at midnight, so I've got to go home and seal the door to my purge room!
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And i'll take this, uh, light breeze with me!
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Smell ya later dudes!
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Ciao babies!
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Skoo doob m doodit
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Schmoyoho accent on the YOOOOOOOOOOOO
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CHECK OUT WEIRD AL! HE'LL MAKE YOUR LIVE COMPLETE!
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SCHMOYOHO ACCENT ON THE YO...whoever sings best gets four years to run the show
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Give speeches
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Throw paper towels
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Sign bills
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Touch balls
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Shout at children
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Watch every Songified Debate HERE and register to vote at Vote.org!
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And after you do that, have a great day and a great life!
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