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Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager - The Office - YouTube
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Dwight has been acting manager for three
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months now nope a week just feels like
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three months let's see we all have to
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punch into a time clock which is very
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old very strong and has the slot about
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the size of a finger we were all given
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new business cards big enough to set us
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apart from the competition which is how
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I learned that our titles are all now
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junior employee our lunch breaks are
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staggered to prevent wasting time mine's
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at 10:30 and I find that the first hour
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of the day goes by a lot quicker than
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the second seven hours stop stalling
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there's been a problem with some people
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sharing copier codes your copier code is
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a distinct 21 digit number that is
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unique to you and you only okay don't
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share it Joe Bennett our CEO will be
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here today for a high-level meeting
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involving Gabe and myself about what
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that's on a need-to-know basis I thought
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I needed to know for your pounder
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general meet and greet so I expect you
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to be on your best behavior which means
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none of you will be insubordinate nor
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will you foment insurrection question if
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we've already fomented insurrection may
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we be grandfathered in hmm define foment
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you define foment please take note of
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the new color-coding system aha oh my
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god what is wrong yeah why are you late
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it's none of your business actually it's
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very medical and personal all right
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you stopped me when I reached the
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diseased area
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I have to say in this video you're gonna
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love it it's Beyonce falling apart Rick
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still I will never be happier than I am
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right now
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I will also never be less happy I will
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be at my current maximum happiness for
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the rest of my life because I am manager
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of the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin
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acting manager wow you've really
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embraced the whole Bond villain
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aesthetic Jim Jim Jim man the gun is a
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bomb on Adams Joe collects them I
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thought we could have some nice small
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talk about it and the prom is a rescue
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and the desk desk is a replica of O'Dea
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Hussein's desk I saw a picture in
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Newsweek listen I'm a very busy man
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let's get right down to business
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okay Joe is coming later today I cannot
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have a subordinate trying to make me
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look stupid okay I need you to promise
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me that you'll be on your best behavior
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I promise other people than I'd be on my
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worst behavior and I gave my word so
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don't make me fire you you can't fire me
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you're acting manager not office manager
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so you have no firing powers
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don't make me pre fire you you wouldn't
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dare watch this your pre fired and when
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I'm promoted you'll be full fired if you
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get promoted and if you haven't fallen
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in love with me by then what if I had
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thought that there was a real chance
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that Dwight would be permanent manager I
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would have pre quit and you might be
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saying yourself well that's pretty
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premature to think but I always say it's
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better to be pre pre pre prepared
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yep yep
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looking good oh what a day what a day
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Dwight are you carrying a gun the
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holster was a gift from my great-uncle
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honk I don't know I guess he's saying
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that he's proud of me
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Dwight Gunners make me really
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uncomfortable the gun is just an
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accessory to the holster ok I can't walk
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around wearing an empty holster why do
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you need to wear the holster at all why
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do you need to keep wearing those booby
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shirts all the time thank you
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you could put your cell phone in it
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instead hello you could put a banana in
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it why would I put a banana in my
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holster in case you weren't hungry now
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but you got hungry later Dwight no gun
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ok don't make us call Joe ok alright
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fine everyone calm down someone get me a
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banana sorry I freaked you guys out it's
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so loud
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