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So, I was talking to my brother,
Josh, the other day.
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And he was bragging about
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how he made money
buying GameStop stock.
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And it was really annoying,
so I told him to shut his mouth
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before I shut it for him.
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But he just keeps going on
about bull markets
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and short positions
and how you have to buy the dip.
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And so I hauled off
and slapped him in the mouth.
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He hasn't spoken to me since.
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And I'm sorry if this is
unpopular opinion or whatever.
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But I've just got to say it.
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The stock market
makes no damn sense.
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[ Psychedelic music plays ]
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[ Imitating guitar solo ]
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-And if I'm covering a spread,
it better be Nutella.
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That felt good
to get off my chest.
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We'll be right back
with more "Late Night."
