Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Teen Groot Extended Scene (2017) - YouTube

My man what's up with this mess

Dude, you got to clean up your room! It's a complete mess.

I am Groot.

I'm not boring! You're boring!

What's boring is me tripping over your vines every day.

You are playing a little video game killing aliens?

That's cool. How many of you shot in real life?

*Grunt*

Me? Upwards of several thousands

Boring, I think not. I once save the Galaxy with a dance-off

I'm not boring.

I am Groot

And now I know how Yondu felt

All right first you flick this switch then this switch. That activates it.

Then you push this button, which will give you five minutes to get out of there. Now, whatever you do...

Don't push this button. Because that will set off the bomb immediately and we'll all be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said

I am Groot

Uh-Huh?

I am Groo

That's right

I am Groot

NO! That's the button that will kill everyone, try again

I am Groot, I am Groot

Uh Huh

I am Groot

No, that's exactly what you just said how's that even possible? Which button is the button you're supposed to push point to it.

NO!!!

Hey, you're making him nervous

Shut up, and give me some tape. Does anybody have any tape out there. I want to put some tape over the death button

The drawer you want to open has this symbol, okay?

What? No!

He thinks you wanted to wear it as a hat

That's not what I said.

I am Groot

He's relieved you don't want him to.

I am Groot.

He hates hats.

I am Groot.

On anyone not just himself.

I am Groot

One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head the next minute just because you realized part of that head is the hat

That's why you don't like hats?

This is an important conversation right now?

That ain't it

Showtime A-Holes

It'll be here any minute. Which will be it's last.

Thought your thing was a sword? We've been hired to stop an interdimensional beast from feeding on those batteries

And I'm gonna stop it with a sword

It's just swords were your thing and guns were mine, but I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that

Drax

Why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's Areo Rigs?

Hurts

Hurts?

I have sensitive nipples

My nipples hurt. Oh goodness me

What about him? What's he doing?

I'm finishing this so we can listen to Tunes while we work.

How is that a priority?

Blame Quill. He's the one who loves music. No I actually agree with Drax on this that's hardly important, right now.

Oh Okay, sure Quill

No seriously, I side with Drax.

Now I understand that you're being very serious right now

I can clearly see you winking.

The beasts hide is to thick to be pierced from the outside. I must cut through it from the inside.

Huh?

No, no, Drax! Wait a minute! Drax!

What is he doing? He said the skin is too thick to be pierced from the outside, so he... But that doesn't make any sense.

I tried telling him that!

The skin is the same level of thickness from the inside as from the outside. I realize that.

There is a cut on it's neck. Rocket! Get it to look up.

Here! You giant sea monkey up here!