TVF's Tech Conversations With Dad || Data Ki Chori | Ep 04 - YouTube

Puchku, baby why do you always tell me to keep the phone first?

You said it yesterday, and I did it. You do it today.

No, you keep it.

Puchku, baby…

Puchku, listen, I’ll call you back.

No, right back.

Hello Papa

Jeetu, who are you talking to?

Er…Puchkeshwar Prasad ji from office..from accounts.

Oh, they started working at 7.30 in the morning? Nice.

Give these guys a medal.

Hmm..tell me, what happened?

Oh yeah, so you know Shukla uncle?

He was telling me that the Facebook chap…Mark Zuckerberg..

He’s been shouted upon by the old people…made to say sorry..

He saw some video regarding this. You saw it?

Yeah, it’s been a while to that. Congress did that…

Why does Congress get everyone to say sorry?

Whatever they did to India in 70 years!

Dad, the parliament in America is called Congress.

And how but Rajyasabha?

BJP?

Dad…

Okay, leave that. Why are you scolding him?

They were’t shouting. Was just discussing about Data breach.

What?

Jeetu…jeetu…son?

Data breach..

Yeah…Data breach. No, you should shout at him for that.

But…what is this Data breach?

So, these Facebook guys are selling data.

That is why I am getting these messages to buy 5GB data for Rs 299 only.

Dad, it’s not that data.

The information that youhave of yourself on Facebook is what they’re selling.

Personal information

Huh, flop idea.

Where I was born, the school I was in and all such information is anyway readily available to the world on my profile.

Why would someone pay for it?

This Zuckerberg of yours does not have any business sense.

That is why I always suggest to get an MBA after engineering.

Dad, there is lot besides your birth date that is personal…that is what they breach.

Then they sell it.

How do they just do that? I have been using a smartphone since ages.

My pattern lock is also an Om.

That doesn’t even matter!

They take that out directly through the apps…with permissions.

My permission? I never do that.

The society had put my pictures on the boards without my permission.

I made them put down all of them.

I said- You put not 1 but 50 pictures of mine. But take permission.

And you know I never give it.

Dad, you gave the permission. While installing the app, you clicked on "I agree", right?

It's there in those terms and conditions.

You had told me to not get into that ruckus.

I should just click it and go ahead.

I was going to take a print out and go to the lawyer.

You stopped me to do that.

Dad this is how it works usually…

This irresponsible behaviour of yours let Zuckerberg do all of this.

People who don’t finish their college, have incomplete education and ethics.

Look at how petty he is behaving, breaching data from people.

He couldn’t even think of his parents? What would the society say?

Society? Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t stay in a god damn society.

He stays in a 20,000 sq ft mansion. A palace!

What good is s palace if you have to hide your face in public?

Son, never walk this path ever.

We shouldn’t get into these petty thefts.

Why would I do this, Dad?

Son, situations can make people do anything.

Son, we have a piece of land in the village, near the well.

The state highway is going to run through it, after a while.

I will end up earning a lot.

Whenever you feel the need, just call me.

If you can’t get through, just message me

‘Papa need money’. Or just drop it on chats.

Papa need money.

You’re talking as if they don’t read chats.

They read the chats as well? - Yes, of course!

Hello?

Hello?

Papa?

Yeah…so..they read the chats…is it?

Yes.

And they read and share it…?

Yeah, but what does your chat even have?

Nothing, nothing at all.

You’ve grown up now. No point hiding from you.

What happened?

So last Holi, Chadha uncle sent a video for "Happy Holi" - Yeah so?

So as soon as I opened it, there were a series of balloon bombs and water guns..

Or in the reverse order maybe.. and then..a lady popped in.

And she was wearing a white shirt on top and nothing below.

Everything was covered though. And then she said Happy Holi.

But as soon as she said it, her buttons started coming out one by one by one.

Dad what is all this? I don’t want to hear it!

I swear son..all I said was- Ha ha ha, Happy Holi.

That's what I replied.

If someone sends you Holi wishes and you don’t reply, looks very rude.

So why are you telling me this?

Son, you know. Your mom is like a detective.

Looks exactly like Byomkesh with a cap. She's very good with bargaining.

What if she buys my data from the Facebook people?

Dad I have to keep the phone.

You will leave your Dad unanswered when he needs you the most?

Did you forget? When you were in the 5th standard and they caught you with the women’s magazine?

I took all the blame on me.

Because it was your magazine, Dad! You used to hide it beneath by bed!

And why would Facebook sell Mom the data?

They only sell it to the huge companies like Cambridge Analytica.

Oh, I see..you should’ve told me. I was so stressed.

Now you’re not, right?

A little…why is Cambridge buying data?

Aren’t they into making dictionaries?

Dad, Cambridge Analytica is a different company!

What do they do?

They buy that data and then do some research about your likes/dislike and influence you accordingly.

I never get influenced. Nobody can influence me.

Yes, Swami Vivekanand did once, with his literature.

If I read a little more about it then,

Your mom, you and Mannu would have been non-existent.

You don’t get influenced, but other people do, right?

They say that this is how Trump won the elections.

Oh, they also make you win elections?

Yeah.. That's what I've heard.

So do they pick tenders for smaller elections?

Yeah..most likely..

Great, we have our Govardhan Nagar Society elections next month.

I am standing for the General Secretary’s post.

Talk to those Cambridge, guys.

Dad, what are you even talking?!

As soon as I become the GS with the help of Cambridge.

I will shift the Durga Pooja porch from block B to block A.

Everyone will get one full banana for Prasad.

And there will be net in the badminton court.

There will be water in the fountains, and Waheeda Rehman Ji’s statue.

No but she’s alive…so..Zeenat Aman…Hema Malini..oh no,

Parveen Babi’s statue!

Jeetu’s mother! Get me my election form!

It’s near the vegetable packet, I need to update something.

Jeetu?

Son?