The ULTIMATE FAST FOOD Tier List (most correct on youtube) - YouTube

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Hello, I am your host Cory Kenshin and I am here to bring you the
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Undisputable and final fast-food tier-list. Now I'm switching it up here
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All right, obviously, I'm bringing you the perspective of a black man
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but also as a black man on a budget which a lot of people are these days so this
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Tier-list will not only measure, you know, I'm bringing you two for the price of one
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I'm not just gonna give you which tastes the best
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But I'm also gonna consider affordability because not everybody got McDonald's money. Let's get started with Burger King, (McDonald's jingle)
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No, that's not Burger King have it your way
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But we can't really have it our way. Can we Burger King?
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You see we have to follow a list that you give us because if it's not on the menu
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You're not gonna give it to us. So don't tell us we can have it our way Burger King
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E
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(Groan)
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Domino's Pizza, Domino's. Ate a lot of Domino's in college but the Pizza.
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I don't know tastes like cardboard. What you gonna say about that Idubbbz? people have tasted cardboard.
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next up
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DQ
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You know what? I just had a vanilla cone the other day
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So we're gonna I'm gonna put that at A. ice cream is good fight me
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Fat burger
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Fat burger
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Just your name alone. Like what are you encouraging obesity? KFC?
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I know I know "he's black. They sell fried chicken. He's gonna put it in S". Duh,
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Little Caesars
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That's another S let me explain let me explain why I know some of y'all already probably hating on my list Little Caesars
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Correct me if I'm wrong
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home of the hot and ready
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Nuff said where else are you gonna get a
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$5 large pepperoni pizza
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Some of these places a slice cost $5 Sbarro's
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McDonald's S tier I don't care what y'all gotta say to me
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McDonald's is old tried-and-true
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Reliable you take you you get your you get your date where you've taken
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McDonald's, and if you take her anywhere else you are a troglodyte. What is this mission City?
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We don't even have that. What is
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Bro, I thought does that Anal what bro? This is a PG channel Papa John's
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alright Papa John's then you just say some racist stuff in the news? F
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Pizza Hut, your hours are trash E
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Quiznos
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Eh Quiznos you know what im sayin' its alright
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Alright
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Subway, ooh now I used to like subway. I used to get the Meatball Marinara
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Every single time I don't know didn't y'all spokesperson like do something with some kids
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Yikes, Taco Bell. Do you want diarrhea? If you're ok with that, then we could put it at an A. Tim Hortons
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I love y'all french vanilla. It's just a standard balanced menu
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And I know some of you are wondering like Cory, you can't have like everything be S tier. I'm easy to please
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All right, I don't all
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all you gotta do is
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Be real on your menu. All right, don't give me some bull crap like have it your way
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No
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I can't just let me know where we stand be truthful and - give me my food all the time, have some nice hours
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That's a easy S and everybody up there. S
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A&W, uh
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Well root beer, you know hotdogs nice little B tier
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We got what is that white? What is that? White spot Oh
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So the black people can't go. Alright, well have you know where that's going? We got Wendy's
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Wendy's mmm, you know Wendy's be snapping on Twitter
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Wendy's I'll mess with you now ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed
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the most accurate
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fast-food tier list which includes
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Affordability in this video. You're welcome. You know, you're actually welcome