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Friends: Ross Bribes Ugly Naked Guy to Move Into His Apartment (Season 5 Clip) | TBS - YouTube
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Oh, hey, you guys, look!
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Ugly naked guy's putting
stuff in boxes.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Oh. Oh, I'd say
from the looks of it
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our naked buddy is moving.
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Ah, ironically,
most of the boxes
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seem to be labeled "clothes."
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Aw, I'm gonna miss that
big old squishy butt.
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And we're done
with the chicken fried rice.
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Hey!
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Hey, if he's moving
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maybe I should try
to get his place!
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- Oh, good idea.
- Yes.
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It would be so cool to live
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across from you guys.
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Hey, yeah! Then we could do
that telephone thing.
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You know, where you have a can
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we have a can, and..
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...and it's connected
by a string.
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Or we could do
the actual telephone thing.
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Oh, my God.
I love this apartment!
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- Isn't it perfect?
- Ah.
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I can't believe I never realized
how-how great it is!
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Well, that is because your eye
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immediately goes
to the big naked man.
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(Phoebe)
'It's amazing!'
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You better hurry up
and fill out an application
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or I'm gonna beat you to it.
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[scoffing]
Oh.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Ross.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Ross.
Any word on the apartment yet?
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Any word on the apartment yet?
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Well, I called over there,
and it turns out
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ugly naked guy
is subletting it himself.
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and he's already had
like a hundred applicants.
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- 'Oh, man.'
- 'No, no, I've got the edge.'
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I know, it's not exactly ethical
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but I sent him a little bribe
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to tip the scales
in my direction.
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Yeah, check it out. You can
probably see it from the window.
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Oh, is it that pinball machine
with the big bow on it?
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No.
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That new mountain bike?
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No.
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Well, what did you send?
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A basket of mini muffins.
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There-there's a whole table
of mini muffin baskets.
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Which one did you send?
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- The small one.
- What?
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You-you actually thought
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that basket was gonna get
you the apartment?
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Well, yeah!
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Someone sent us
a basket at work once
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and people went crazy
over those little muffins.
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It was the best day.
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Your work makes me sad.
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Oh, man, I want
that place so much!
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And I was so sure
that was gonna work.
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There's 12 bucks
I'll never see again.
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- Oh!
- Oh, Ross.
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Honey, you gotta stop
torturing yourself.
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Yeah, why don't you just
find another apartment?
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Look, I've already
looked at, like
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a thousand apartments
this month.
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And none of them
even compares to that one.
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- You know what you should do?
- 'Huh?'
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You-you should find out
what his hobbies are
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and then use that
to bond with him.
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Yeah, like if I
wanted something from Joey
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I would strike up a conversation
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about say, umm...sandwiches.
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Or, uh...or my underwear.
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I'm listening.
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- See?
- That is a great idea!
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And I know ugly naked guy
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because we've been watching
him for like five years.
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So that gives me back my edge!
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Good evening, sir.
My name is Ross Geller.
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I'm one of the people
who applied for the apartment
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and I-I realize
that the competition
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is fierce but..
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I'm sorry, I-I can't help
but notice that you're naked.
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And..
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I applaud you.
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Man, I wish I was naked.
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I mean, this-this looks
so great.
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That is how God intended it.
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Hey, hey, check it out!
Check it out.
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Ugly naked guy's got
a naked friend.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God!
That's our friend!
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- It's naked Ross!
- Yeah, it's Ross!
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