Run out of Alabama! | Offensive cars | Top Gear Series 9 | BBC - YouTube

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sarens time lose five pounds in one hour
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yep sweat it away No okay says here we
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must not be shot or arrested as we drive
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across the proud state of Alabama but we
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will get bonus points if we can get one
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of the others shot or arrested I don't
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understand how do we do that you will
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therefore decorate one another's cars
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it's a way to draw maximum attention to
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yourself in this bible-bashing redneck
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deeply Christian part of the Union
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decorate I think what it means is we
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each have to write slogans on the other
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one's car so you to get them killed yeah
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so you do Hammonds take it away into the
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bushes I'm doing some game you're killed
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I've got it come on
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the South the South it is is Christian
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short hair they don't like communists
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what is closest to their heart I've got
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to get him killed this is a once in a
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lifetime opportunity I'll be letting you
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down me down everybody down revenge for
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all those hijacks every time he's called
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me hamster this is for every time you've
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been late and lost can you tell what it
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says yet
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James I'll hate you for that well all
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the times you drove into the back of my
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Cadillac yeah after you actually I think
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honestly we've all done a good job here
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but I do believe that the person most
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likely to be shot is indeed Hammond
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I think the seam down there James is
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killed your friend yeah
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gingerly we rejoined the open road
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three religions down there George Bush
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country-and-western in that order
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ascending order
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I'll be honest I have felt less
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conspicuous than this
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there we are Sweet Home Alabama
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they've shot their own sign what are
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they gonna do to us
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to understand what Jeremy's actually
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done to my car you have to remember that
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this is deep Republican territory that
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woman is the art Democrat she's the
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Antichrist
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and then Jeremy is written on the boot
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NASCAR sucks now that's a type of saloon
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car racing that is very very big in this
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part of the world this is where all the
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drivers come from all the building of
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the cars is done all the supporters come
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from down here and to say it sucks it's
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a bit like going up and punching
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somebody's sainted mother
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we'd survived the highway but then we
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had to pull into a town for fuel
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oh this is really terrifying
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okay
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just that's diesel that's I've gotten
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this lady was cross but not as cross as
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the garages owner looking to see how
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long it takes to get beat up in a hick
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town
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I'm not gay I'm I've got three children
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no we're not no we're just sort of
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decorated our cars in a distinctive
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manner guess what you're in the hick
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town man we're gonna die now that's it
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she said she was gonna get the boys so
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we decided to scarper
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I'm just remembered I've actually got
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loads of petrol
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and then of all the moments
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Oh dumplings
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this is going to be the quickest jump in
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history
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the rednecks arrived
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we just got a slight problem here
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mrs. bird when they turned on the film
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crews
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rocks started pelting our vans
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for the next few moments our TV program
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became a radio show
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I'm telling you because these three
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trucks that were in the petrol station
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walked off with nap
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with the artwork gone we hit the road
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Claude
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running
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got it Evan that was actually
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frightening
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cuteness
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efficiency
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in certain parts of America now people
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have started to mate with vegetables
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