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HO HO YAY! >> HEY THERE, BECKER SHEEK HERE,

OUTSIDE THE HOME OF MATT AND JACQUELINE SHATS, A HUSBAND AND

WIFE WHO ENTERED AND WON A SURPRISE HOME MAKEOVER.

LET'S GO SURPRISE THEM. [ KNOCKING ]

>> OH MY GOD, YOU'RE BECKER SHEEK.

>> IN THE FLESH! I'M LOOKING FOR MATT AND

JACQUELINE BECAUSE THEY'VE JUST WON A HOME MAKEOVER.

>> THAT'S ME! I'M JACQUELINE.

>> IS YOUR HUSBAND HOME? >> YES.

>> COULD YOU GO GET HIM, SIR? >> THIS IS HIM.

THIS IS MY HUSBAND. >> HI, I'M MATT.

SUCH A BIG FAN, MAN. >> THIS MAN IS THE MAN THAT YOU

ARE MARRIED TO? >> YES.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT WE WON. MY MIND IS BLOWN RIGHT NOW.

>> THAT MAKES TWO OF US. JUST SO I'M CLEAR, YOU TWO ARE

MARRIED. >> LAST TIME I CHECKED.

WHEN I ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME, YOU SAID YES, RIGHT?

>> YOU ASKED HIM? >> YES.

AND ON THE THIRD TIME I FINALLY SAID YES.

YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S JUST GO INSIDE.

SHALL WE? LET'S GO INSIDE.

HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT.

NOW, MATT, FORGIVE ME, I'M NOT EXPECTING COMPANY SO MATT'S

SMURF STUFF IS EVERYWHERE. >> I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY I'M

YELLING. I APOLOGIZE.

>> HOW SMURFING OF HIM. >> "SURPRISE HOME MAKEOVER"

LIVING UP TO ITS NAME TODAY. JOINING IS NOW VIA SATELLITE

FROM OUR WORKSHOP IN TEXAS IS ONE OF OUR ELVES.

>> HEY, MATT AND JACQUELINE. >> CARPENTER STEVE!

>> WE LOVE CARPENTER STEVE! >> STEVE, TELL US WHAT YOU HAVE

PLANNED FOR THEIR RENOVATION. >> WELL, BECKER, I THINK

ACCESSIBILITY IS THE KEY. WE NEED TO MAKE IT SAFE AND EASY

FOR JACQUELINE TO GET AROUND THE HOUSE SINCE SHE'S VISUALLY

IMPAIRED. >> I'M NOT BLIND, CARPENTER

STEVE. >> OH.

NO? SO WHAT IS IT THEN?

A GREEN CARD THING? >> GREEN CARD?

NO, NO, WE WERE BOTH BORN HERE. >> YES, YOU'RE LOOKING AT TWO

PLAIN OLD BORN AMERICANS. >> I JUST SEE ONE.

>> WHAT'S THAT? >> OKAY.

WHY DON'T WE CHECK BACK IN WITH CARPENTER STEVE A LITTLE LATER.

LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BIGGEST PROBLEM WITH YOUR CURRENT HOUSE,

STORAGE. >> YES.

NO CLOSET SPACE. >> MATT, SHOW THEM WHERE YOU

HAVE TO KEEP YOUR ROLLER BLADES. I HAVE TO KEEP MY SPORTS STUFF

HERE. AMERICA, MATT SHATS HAS A SMURF

TRAMP STAMP. >> OH, MY GOD.

IT'S A FULL FACE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN?

>> I'M EMBARRASSED. I SHOULD HAVE GOT PAPA SMURF.

>> IF I MAY ASK, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

>> TOY WHAT AMALCLOONEY DOES. >> IF YOU'RE JUST TUNING IN, I'M

HERE WITH MAKEOVER WINNERS JACQUELINE, A HUMAN RIGHTS

LAWYER, BRONZE GODDESS, AND HER HUSBAND BY CHOICE, MATT SHATS.

AN UNEMPLOYED SMURF MAN. >> I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE WE WON.

>> IT'S SMURFING CRAZY! >> WELL, SHATS, SOMEONE SPECIAL

WOULD LIKE TO SAY HELLO. EVERYONE'S FAVORITE INTERIOR

DECORATOR, DESIGNER RILEY! >> HEY, GANG, HOW IS IT GLOWING?

>> IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW. >> HI, WE LOVE YOU.

>> ALL RIGHT NOW. DESIGNER RILEY, YOU'VE SEEN THE

SHATS CONTEST SUBMISSION AND I KNOW YOU'VE GOT SOME IDEAS.

>> WE'VE GOT A REAL FIXER UPPER ON OUR HANDS HERE BUT I THINK WE

START WITH A DIFFERENT HAIR CUT FOR SURE.

>> SORRY, RILEY, I MEANT THE HOUSE.

>> OH, OPEN CONCEPT, SHIPLAP, THE SAME STUFF WE ALWAYS DO.

>> OPEN CONCEPT. KIND OF LIKE OUR MARRIAGE.

>> OH, MY GOD. BABY, THAT'S PRIVATE.

>> THAT'S IT! THAT'S WHY YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER.

HE LETS YOU STEP OUT. >> ME?

OH, NO, NEVER. BUT HE'S GOT NEEDS THAT I CAN'T

ALWAYS MEET, YOU KNOW? YOU CAN'T KEEP A STALLION IN THE

STABLE. YOU KNOW?

>> I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO DO THIS.

NOPE, HE'S TOTALLY AVERAGE. >> AVERAGE?

I THINK I SMELL BURNT TOAST. I THINK I MIGHT BE HAVING A -- A

DAMN SMURF. SORRY.

>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.