THIS HAS TO STOP!! | Gmod: Prop Hunt (Funny Moments) - YouTube

*High Five*

Jack: "I have to be on Bob's team for this one, then"

Jack: "Oh, we played this before!"

Bob: "Yeah, the horse penis!"

Jack: "Yeah, this one, where I talked about sperm, at the end" Bob: "Ohhh, is that this one?"

Wade: "This is the horse penis map"

Jack: *Annoyed Groan* "Balls!"

Mark: "Oh yeah!"

Mark: "Sperm injections, that's what it was"

Wade: "Well... balls are a part of it"

Jack: "Draw, everyone loses"

Bob: "No! Not like this!"

Bob: "Not like- okay, there we go"

Jack: "There's just a lone watermelon in the middle"

Wade: "Alright Mark..."

Bob: "Oh my..."

Mark: "I'm not gonna make fun of you, like everyone else did"

Bob: "It's a big map!"

Mark: "Because YOU are arguably just as bad as I am at this!"

Wade: "Yeah!"

Jack: "Oh God, there's two of them"

Mark: "Yeah! So together..."

Bob: "Oh FUCK me!"

Jack: "We're never gonna lose!"

Bob: "Why are we just like this?"

Mark: "Yeah!"

Mark: "Okay!"

Mark: "You lead the way!"

[Taunt: Ye-ah-ha-ah!]

Wade: "I think they are this way?" *Wade and Mark laugh*

Jack: "No!"

Mark: "That sounded like you, Bob"

Jack: "NO!" *Mark chuckles*

Bob: *It kinda did*

Mark: "Heh, come to Papa!"

Mark: "Come to Big Papa-Pump! Come on!" - *Bob laughs*

Wade: "Alright!"

Mark: "We're here!"

Wade: "OH! It's a G-Man!"

Mark: "OH!"

Mark: "I don't think that's them..."

Mark: "Okay, where you guys at?"

Bob: "Nowhere!"

Jack: "Umm, nowhere"

Bob: "Everywhere"

Wade: "Hmmm..."

Mark: "Hmm..."

Jack: "Definitely not a giant horse penis"

Mark: "Big-Papa-Pomp doesn't like being lied to!"

Jack: "But I wanna be a horse dick!"

Jack: "Well... see ya later..."

Mark: "Wait, what?"

Bob: *Coughing*

Mark: "Wade! I feel like I'm being made a fool of!"

Bob *Laughs* Jack: "You both were!"

Bob: "Nothing's happening"

Mark: "...Or you!"

Wade: "Wait a minute..."

Jack: "Uhhh... fuck..!"

Jack: *Scared humming*

Jack, quietly: ~someone's in the kichen with dina~

Wade: "Wait, Mark! Are you the one taunting?"

Mark: "Yeah! Of course I am!"

*Everyone laughing* Wade: "I've been trying to follow the taunts!"

Mark: "You idiot!"

Wade: "What do you mean me idiot?-W-what you-you're right..."

*Everyone laughing*

Wade: "When you're right, you're right, boss?"

Jack: "What do you mean, me am dumb?"

Wade: "Alright!"

Mark: "Ahh... boy, we are not looking good today, Wade... we are not looking good..." Jack *Laughing*

Wade: "Well, no, considering I've been trying to track you this whole time!"

*Everyone but Jack laughing*

Bob: *singing* "De-he-he-hee-he"

*Mark chuckles* "Mark: I don't like being made fun of!"

Wade: "Yeah! Who knows?"

Mark: "Wow, Jesus. I can get up there?"

Wade: "Oh no, I'm stuck. Oh God, um"

Mark: "Hey Wade look at me!"

Mark: "Wade look at me!"

Wade: "I can't get out of this box!"

Mark: "Wade...?"

Wade: "I see you riding that horse, Mark!"

Mark: "Wa-dehh..?"

Wade: "I'm coming!"

Mark: "Hey-hoo, Silver! Yahoo!"

Bob: "Ye-Yahoo..!"

Mark: "Yeppie-kay-yay-yo!"

Mark: "C'mon, help us find Jack!"

Bob: "Ah-ah-ahhhh!"

Mark: "Yeah, we know that he is the smarter of the two of you, so we gotta get..."

Bob: "I'll be your saw blade of destiny, come with me to find death"

Jack: "It's a fucking... it's a dark day in hell , when Jack is the smarter of two people" *Mark chuckles*

Bob: *Makes an engine noise*

Mark: "You're a fucking roomba!" - Jack: "Haha!"

Bob: "I don't know what sound- *Bob gets shot* - oh my god..."

Mark: "Ohhh... my roomba!"

Mark: "Goddamn it, Wade!"

Bob: "I was fucking cleaning the floors... you're welcome!"

Wade: "It broke! It was time"

Jack: "Well, well, well..."

Bob: "Were you in same spot the whole time, Jack?"

Jack: "No-no, I was following you guys around"

Bob: "Oh, okay..." *Bob laughing*

Jack: "I was for a while. I was a big giant box and Wade stood on me"

*Bob laughes uncontrollably*

Bob: "Wade, I think you and that other car are becoming one right now"

*Everyone laughs*

Jack: "You fucking idiots..."

Mark: "Jack! Jack, help!"

Jack: "Does this help?"

Mark: "HELP!"

Jack: "I'm trying! I'm giving you a cone"

Mark: "Oh please!"

*Continuously cries for help* *Car sounds*

Jack: "Okay, I'll try to push you guys out"

Jack: "Wait, which one is the real car?"

*Mark laughing*

Wade: "I don't know!"

Jack: "Oh..."

Bob: "The one, that is in a reasonable position is the real car"

*Jack laughing*

Mark: "Wait, Wade, you're a tank. I'm your turret"

Wade: "Ohh!"

Bob: "Woah, shit!"

Jack: "Oh! Now I'm stuck!"

Jack: "Fuck you, goddamn it!"

Wade: "I'm falling through the earth"

Jack: "I'm STUCK!"

Jack: "Wade, you're just getting pounded into the ground more!"

Mark: "I'm off to work guys!"

Wade: "Proud, Mark?"

Mark: *Makes an engine noise*

Wade: Make us prooooud!

Jack: Okay, that's just sad..!

Bob: Can I get a lift, buddy?

Mark: Yeah, sure...

Jack: Me too!

Mark: Hop on, guys!

Bob: Mark the Uber driver, take us downtown

Mark: Brummmmm

Bob and Jack: Awww...!

Jack: Fucking no stars for you!

Mark: Rate me FIVE stars! Rate me five stars!

[All laugh] Bob: Hang on, hang on!

Bob: Let me- We can do this! We can work this out. Let me get on the-Ohh, I'm stuck! Alright, there we go!

Bob: Let me get on that hood

Jack: Huh!

Mark: Okay...

Bob: Let me me now, when you gonna...

Bob: Would you stop that..?

Jack: I'm blocking off traffic

Mark: Brummmmm...

Jack: Can I...

Jack: Can I just...? *Shoots Mark* Can I-- fucking

Bob: Ohhh, geez...

Jack: This is the saddest night of theater, ever!

*Bob laughs*

Jack: Wade was just getting crushed more into the ground, like as the car just kept going

Wade: I KNOW! At least Mark got to drive

Bob: I know - *Mark laughs*

Wade: I just got impounded

Mark: Urghhh....

Wade: There's just a melon down here this time, no one is up here?

Wade: There's a ROLLING MELON!

*Jack breaths heavy out*

*Laughs* - Jack: That's always there. It's like the lone-hallway-melon

Wade: Hey! Hey! Hey!

*Laughing*

Mark: Hello!

Jack: No!

Mark: Who's that!

Mark: Who's that...?-

Jack: Urghhh, FUCK!

Mark: Where the fuck did you go?

Mark: What?

Bob: Oh no! Noooo!

Jack: Are you serious?

Mark: Wait!

Jack: Mark? Mark?

Mark: I see you!

Jack: Mark, are you serious?

Jack: Ohhh... I feel bad for you! Don't have kids, please!

Mark: Here! Here! - *Bob laughs*

Jack: I can't!

Mark: Here! I'll give you a peace offering!

Jack: I can't...

Mark: I don't know how I missed that!

Jack: I can't!

Jack: Oh... I'm broke...

Jack: WUH!

Wade: Whoa, look at this gun I got!

Jack: What the fuck?

Mark: Fridge on the run!

Jack: You're holding a giant ERROR?

Mark: Oh, wow, Wade! Where'd you get that gun?

Wade: It was one of the balls!

Jack: You're holding a giant ERROR!

Bob: HA HA HA HA!

Mark: I see an really impressive gun, Wade..!

Mark and Wade: It's really big!

Jack: Urghhh! Shit!

Mark: I bet it hurts when you shoot him!

Bob: Why..?!

Wade: Let's find out!

Jack: Agh!

Mark: Woah

Jack: You killed me with ERROR

Bob: Why is this working?

Wade: Jack,what do I look like right now?

Jack: Oh my god!

Mark: Wait what?

(Mark stands by as Jack and Wade descend into laughter)

Jack: Why?!

Bob: [laughing] Why is this working?

Jack: I don't know!

Mark: WHOA, What the fuck?

[Bob dying of laughter]

Wade: Oh!

Mark: I did not notice that!

Wade: I didn't either!

Mark: How did-

Bob: I was watching you fucking chase Jack around,

Mark: Oh, it's so weird because when you walk in from this angle it almost looks normal!

Wade: Yeah, it did!

Jack: I teleported inside you, Bob.

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