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'I’m Never Going to Drink Again.' Worst Hangovers (Compilation) | Two and a Half Men | TV Land - YouTube
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(laughter)
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- I'm never gonna drink again.
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- Quitter.
[5]
(crowd laughing)
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- Charlie.
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- Oh, right.
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That a boy.
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(crowd laughing)
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- Here's your waste basket.
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I rinsed it out,
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but there are still some
tiny chunks in the weave.
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(crowd laughing)
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Maybe you could use
your dad's water pick.
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(crowd laughing)
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- Give the kid a break
Berta, he's hungover.
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- Oh, the poor dear.
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(crowd laughing)
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Next time tell your friends
to puke out the window.
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(crowd laughing)
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- Wanna know a sure fire hangover cure?
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Never stop drinking.
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(crowd laughing)
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(crowd laughing)
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- Never again.
[55]
(crowd laughing)
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Never, ever, ever, again.
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- You're gonna quit drinking?
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- Don't be ridiculous.
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(crowd laughing)
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I'm gonna quit waking up.
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(crowd laughing)
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What have I done Allen?
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Less than 24 hours after I
set a date for my wedding,
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I wake up in bed with another woman.
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- And me.
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(crowd laughing)
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You woke up in bed with me too.
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(crowd laughing)
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♪ Dah, dah, dah ♪
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♪ Dah, dah, dah, dah ♪
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(crowd laughing)
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- What the hell did we do last night?
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- I wish I knew.
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- What am I gonna tell Chelsea?
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- Well, let's think.
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I mean, maybe there's
an innocent explanation.
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- Oh really?
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And what might that be?
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- Okay, clearly we all
had a bit much to drink.
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- Yeah.
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- And you and I, being gentlemen,
escorted the lady home.
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- Uh huh.
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- She invited us in for a
cup of coffee to sober up.
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- Was that before or after
we switched underwear?
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(crowd laughing)
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- You're feeling guilty about something.
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What is it?
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- Nothing, I got nothing
to feel guilty about.
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- Okay, okay, okay.
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Now you give him your underwear.
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(crowd laughing)
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- Charlie?
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- I'm not really sure what I did.
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- So a drunken escapade?
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- Is there another kind of escapade?
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(crowd laughing)
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- Oh no.
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Charlie's black out chili.
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- It's delicious.
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- No argument there.
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- Then why does he call
it black out chili?
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- Well, sweetheart
sometimes when people drink
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they do things they wouldn't normally do.
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Me, I like to walk into a biker bar
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and take a swing at the
biggest chick there.
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(crowd laughing)
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Your uncle Charlie, on the
other hand, makes chili.
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- But what's the black out part?
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- Geez, Jake.
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How many times have I told
you not to crap up my kitchen?
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- But I'm not the one who, oh.
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- Come on, I'm really nervous here.
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This is my first real date since college.
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(coughing)
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(crowd laughing)
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What the hell is this?
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- Bourbon.
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- You drink Bourbon while you work out?
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- Gin makes me sweat.
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(crowd laughing)
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(vomiting)
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(crowd laughing)
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- Fear's not so cool now is it?
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- [Jake] Leave me alone.
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(crowd laughing)
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- And you, what is your mother gonna say?
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(crowd laughing)
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For God's sake, that's wicker!
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- Hey!
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How we all doing in here?
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(crowd laughing)
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(vomiting)
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- You should have stopped
him when you had the chance.
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- And miss out on this?
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How's it hanging Alfalfa?
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(crowd laughing)
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And you call yourself a drummer.
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(crowd laughing)
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Keith Moon is vomiting in his grave.
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You know, your body is
sending you a message.
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- Yeah, it said I should
really chew my food more.
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(crowd laughing)
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Look at that shrimp,
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you could wash it off and serve it again.
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(crowd laughing)
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- Your body is also telling
you that alcohol is poison.
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- If it's poison, why do you drink it?
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- Because there are things
inside of me I need to kill.
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(crowd laughing)
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- You can't feel bad feelings
with alcohol, uncle Charlie.
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- Right.
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- And you can't stuff your
emotions with cupcakes,
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believe me I've tried.
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- I'm sure you have.
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- If you ever need to talk
about any of the stuff,
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I'm here for you.
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(vomiting)
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(crowd laughing)
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- Good to know.
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- Whoa, I felt that one in my nuts.
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(crowd laughing)
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- [Allen] Hello, anybody home?
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- You gonna rat me out?
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- Jake, buddy how could
you even ask me that?
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(crowd laughing)
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- Hey, what's going on?
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(crowd laughing)
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- Jake took the 20 bucks you gave him
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and got drunk with a friend.
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(crowd laughing)
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- Never again.
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(crowd laughing)
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- Me neither.
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(crowd laughing)
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- You know what the problem is?
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The women, the drinking.
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You guys look at me and
you think it's easy.
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(crowd laughing)
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But what you don't see
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is all the years of
hard work and dedication
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it took to make me the
happy go lucky,
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drunken ass wrangler I am today.
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(crowd laughing)
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