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Sir, why have you not reached!

I've been waiting for 15 minutes, since I booked the cab

Please come fast, I'm getting late for my interview

Just a moment

Hello

Dude, have you seen my black shoes?

No buddy

They must be there only

No dude, I've looked for them everywhere

My cab is here, I'll talk to you later, bye

OTP is 3215

I'm already very late because of you, drive fast

Sir, let me tell you it's very toublesome

All the cab drivers are on a strike

You're very lucky to have encountered me!

Okay whaterver, let's go fast now

And don't stop before Gurgaon

Okay sir

You!

(Together) Stop the car

Sir, please come fast

Why have you even bought the car if you're so slow

Hello, yes...

What do you mean by 25 minutes..!

Why won't you come

Sir, you'll cancel first then book another

It's up to you but you've got an interview

And ma'am has an exam

Both of you will miss it

Oh and she'll become a judge after the exam, right?

And he'll become the MD of the company after the interview right?!

Can you be in your limits

You'll tell me my limits

Who's never known them!

To whom are you talking like that?

Who else is here?

Are you deaf?

How is she talking to me like that?

Forget it Sir!

You both won't be able to go together

I'll only have to cancel

(Singing) Only if you're with me!

(Singing) Only if you're with...

Can you please change the song

Okay sir as you say

Can you change that song!

Okay ma'am as you say

(Singing) It's only you loss

(Singing) I've got nothing to lose

Sir, do one thing, shut it down!

Okay,here you go

Hello

Fucking lier, you've only taken my shoes right!?

Oh hi babe

Babe?

Oh yes, I was thinking about you only

About me?

Bastard! Don't fuck around!

I'm getting late for my office, bring me shoes back

Oh I love you too!

Dude, what drugs are you on!?

Yes, I'll be there

Babe, look I'm in a cab with strangers

And they might wanna cause harm to our relationship

What?

So,I'll talk to you later

Okay babe, bye!

Hello? Listen up!

Wierd fucker!

Play some romantic songs please, I'm filled with love today

Play something romantic

Okay sir, I'll do it right away

Hi babe!

Nothing I'm just going for my exam

Oh yes! Tonight's plan is on!

Our technology is so advanced no!

My previous call hasn't even ended and I'm getting another call

But ma'am you tried your best to fool him!

Can you please drive the car without opening your mouth!

Oh yes ma'am sorry

Hi baby!

Tonight's plan is on!

Sir, please ask him to stop laughing

Sir, please tell her I'll keep laughing, stop me if you can

Sir, so tell him to do it because that's what crazy people do

Sir, tell her she's right because only a crazy would know a crazy guy

Sir, tell him..

What do I tell him!

You won't even let me speak

You guys are fighting from the begining

I agree that you guys have your differences due to some reasons

But there's something called love and trust

Why don't you guys get it

Sir?

Yes?

We're getting late

The third passenger is coming, wait for 5 minutes

I'll get late and I'll miss my interview

So I was saying..

There's this love and there's this trust

And then there's me who gets up at 6 in the morning and reach at 10 in the night

But that doesn't mean my wife will divorce me

We've got this understanding

We've been happily living together since 5 years

I'm really getting late man, got this interview

We're about to go, please wait

Turn on the A.C dude!

This heat has really fucked me!

Oh sorry, I didn't realize ladies are sitting the fucking cab

Sorry I cursed Oh sorry, I didn't realize ladies are sitting the fucking cab

Sorry I cursed

You are smelling really nice sir

Are you a dickhead or what?

I haven't bathed for 3 straight fucking days

I'm really sorry

I fucking cursed again

Can you please behave

Sorry

Sir, please drop me first

My interview is in 15 minutes

No! Drop me first. My exam is in 10 minutes

No drop me first I have to reach the park in 5, my chick is waiting for me

You're right sir, I'll drop you first

What the fuck!

Will you ever let anyone love or not?

So sir tell me one thing

Fucking ask man

How did you propose your girl?

You've got something to say

No, have you?

No

Okay then, let's meet tomorrow

Bye

I love you

Both of us haven't fucking done it

I don't even like all this fucking useless fuss

If you don't mind, tell me one thing

Fucking ask man!

How was your first kiss

Oh,I don't really fucking remember

Actually I don't really believe in breakfast

I skip straight to the dinner, if you know what I mean

Ok, tell me one more thing

That's it man

No more questions please

Please drive fast

What's his fucking problem

I don't know what is your problem with love and relationships

God has blessed us with such a beautifull thing

I don't know why you don't get it

If you see, I have got my wife

This guy has got his chick, I really don't get it

Stop!

There is the park, stop the car

Let me arrange the money

I'lll borrow money from my chick

Hello!

My fucking purse got stolen

Yes, I'm just outside the fucking park

Do one thing, come outside and pay me cab rental

Okay, come fast love you

Actually I don't really waste my money on fucking chicks

Here she is

Tell me one thing

Have you got any condoms?

You naughty guy!

I really don't know when the time comes

I'll give it to you

Give it to me fast!

There you go sir!

Thank you!

Enjoy yourself sir

I'll give you the money okay

It's fucking 110 rupees

You arrived so early, could'nt wait no!

Sir I'm really getting late

Just a moment sir I'll just meet his girl and be back

Just a moment

Hey, have you got change...

What happened, will you fucking tell me!

Laxmi!

Laxmi?

How do you know her fucking name!?

How does he know your name?

Tell me no!

He's my husband

Oh he's your....

Husband!?

She's fucking married

Fucking lied to me

Fucking lied to me on facebook

That is my wife!

Should I book another cab?