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- Been testing resistance at 32 for a while now.

(distant car horns beeping)

(clicks)

False break.

Wait, no.

(inspiring orchestral music)

RSI's at 30.

Tight build up.

30 to 32.

No way.

(paper rustling)

(marker squeaks)

Holy shit.

It's coming.

(orchestral music intensifies)

(music fades away)

I'm 29, I used to be an equities trader at Citadel,

when I used work in TradFi.

I used to be a math major at Princeton,

olympiad medalist,

and now I trade crypto full time.

(heavy bass music)

Wagwan people, I'm 19 years old,

and I trade cryptos and NFTs full time, baby.

(laughing)

You probably know me as KryptoPapi on TikTok,

where I bless you pagans with masterclasses,

free of charge.

These are my top five coins...

(overlapping chatter)

(shuffling sounds)

When you're balling like this,

you have to share it you get me?

Yeah, I do yield-farming on Eth and Solana,

so, providing liquidity for stablecoin pools

on Curve and Solend.

Basically borrowing from one lending protocol

and then lending it at another lending protocol

with a higher APY to maximize my yield.

(phone dings)

Essentially...

essentially it's just basic interest arbitrage

Just a minute.

- [KryptoPapi From Phone] You trynna ball like this?

Shiba. Nah.

Dogecoin. Nah.

Safemoon... (laughs) is mooning. Safely. (laughs)

Shee!

(computer keys tapping)

- [Interveiwer] And what is your trading strategy?

- Ooh ooh ooh. Ooh ooh ooh.

(monkey noises intensify)

(shouting)

Yes, yes! Yes!

Cut.

- I don't really share my net-worth,

but let's just say when I worked at Citadel

yearly bonuses can range from $300,000 to seven figures.

I've been there for like 6 years now,

but I trade crypto full-time now.

And I mean I do have my down days from time to time,

but I make about 30 to 40% yearly on crypto, so

you can kind of deduce my net-worth like that.

- Ten million. No, wait.

It's got to be at least 13 million.

But who can really say,

the US dollar is on a mad one of these days,

You get me?

- Wait, sorry, who else are you talking to?

KryptoPapi?

Are you serious?

(laughs incredulously)

Dude, he's my mentor!

Holy shit!

Oh my god, let me call him right now.

Oh shit.

Fucking phone.

Dude, this is such a coincidence, it's crazy.

- What's good, YG?

- Ayo, yo yo, what is up? (giggles)

Yo, are you doing this interview, too?

- No way, you in there as well?

No cap, yeah?

- Wait, sorry, what does that mean?

Like, cap as in marker cap? Or cap as in, like, limit?

- Hold on, big man, I just remembered something.

(ominous music)

I just got a message from a little birdie.

There's gonna be some serious action on New IDO.

You good for a little pump and dump, yeah?

- So which coin are we flipping this time?

- Now you didn't hear this from me,

but the buzz is on Blindrcoin.

- Hey, yeah.

Is this the IRS?

Okay, cool.

Uh, yeah, I have it, I have it.

Um, so on the fifteenth, I bought some Simp coins.

Yeah, 20,000 of them.

Yeah, which I used as a collateral

to borrow 10,000 of Cumrocket. C-U-M.

Which I leverage yield-farmed with the Shitcoins

to buy some Solanaslut NFTs...

Hello? Hello?

Shit.

Every fucking time. (sighs)

(paper flipping)

Hope you enjoyed that video!

In case you don't know, I am starting an NFT project

to fund my video production

so that I can make videos without sponsors,

because some of them do limit my creative freedom.

It's called Vaxxed Doggos.

There's 2,500 of them.

They're all unique,

and I drew on every single one of them.

Crazy thing,

we did a special auction for Lunar New Year,

and we got 69.69 Sol for this auction,

which is amazing,

which means my community is quite juvenile,

but it also means we were able to raise $6,350

to a non-profit organization called

Asians Fighting Injustice.

So thank you, Ventex1000, who won the auction,

you are helping a great cause.

But yeah, follow Vaxxed Doggos on Twitter,

and join the discord to learn more,

and also to learn how to support me as a creator.

Also, I wanted to give a special thanks to Current,

who was kind enough to let us use their amazing

space for filming.

They are also growing super fast,

so if you're an engineer and looking for a job,

Current is an amazing place to work at,

with amazing people.

I have a link to their job board,

so apply if you're looking.

Peace!

(ominous music)