ACCIDENTAL MURDER! - YouTube

come on you said it was my turn with the bananas  yeah but i'm not finished yet you know what fine

oh no oh my god our bananas are ruined they're  bleeding we gotta get him to a hospital uh no no  

i don't think it's the bananas that are bleeding  i think we hit the garbage man with the bananas oh  

my god we killed him yeah well this is all your  fault i can't believe all this time i've been  

friends with a murderer my fault if you just let  me have my bananas this never would have happened  

well he wouldn't be dead if you hadn't thrown  the bananas out the window in the first place  

you're the one who threw them out the window  there is no proof of that okay well whether  

you like it or not we're in this together so  unless you want to go to jail we have to hide  

the body we can't just hide the body his family's  gonna come looking for him okay then what are we  

supposed to do look i'm not comfortable with  this plan but it's the only thing we can do  

hey there family and most loved ones uh anybody  that cares about me at all i just want to let you  

know i'm moving to alaska yup i don't want to be a  garbage man anymore i decided that i want to be a  

penguin so uh you know my love for penguin started  when i uh what are you doing i don't know you told  

me to make it believable yeah i meant believable  as in you're acting and doing the garbage man's  

voice not writing an essay well fine if you hate  what i'm doing so much then why don't you come  

over here and do this i can't that's impossible  i'm bad at voices fine then can i just finish  

no i think you should start over they can clearly  see you and hear our whole conversation we can't  

start over that's my last roll of film why are we  even using a film camera because if we use one of  

your digital cameras they'd be able to trace the  metadata right back to us fine just wrap it up

sorry about that guys i uh there's totally  nobody standing behind me i'm by myself  

uh well i'm off to be a penguin now

all right i think we got it there's no  way they're gonna realize that he's dead  

oh shoot this is still going how do you stop a  film camera all right let's just mail that stupid  

video that we made to his loved ones wait how  do we even know where he lives i took his wallet  

all right so we're done no all we did was stop  his family from coming and looking for him  

now we got to hide the body all right well  why don't we just bury him in your backyard  

i would but there's already so many bodies back  there between danny and seth and everyone that  

grandpa's killed over the years i don't think  we have the room oh why don't we just put him in  

your shed and launch it into space no last time we  did that it went wrong andrew was still up there  

and we just bought this new shed well do you  have any better ideas do i have any better ideas  

how'd i let you talk me into this i can't believe  i need to tell my dad we need a third shed  

it's the only way to get rid of the evidence  all right well don't you think we should  

say a few words i mean this is kind of his  funeral right no gross we don't know him yeah

all right time to send him into space

well we just got away with murder  and you got to buy another shed  

all right now that's all over with oh wait hold  on where did you get those i always carry bananas  

with me so you had those the whole time and you  were fighting me for mine we could have avoided  

the whole murder thing i didn't want to waste my  bananas okay whatever what's done is done it's  

still my turn with the bananas no it's not i'm  not done yet fine i'll give you five more minutes

you know i should have learned from the last time  again how is this even possible yeah how do the  

bananas keep coming this far no not the banana's  the body what kind of a sick and twisted person  

would drag a dead body from your shed and put it  on your curb okay well to be fair we're the ones  

who dragged it from the curb to the shed yeah but  that's different we're not sick and twisted we're  

just trying to cover up a murder okay well someone  is clearly on to us and they're trying to uncover  

what we did this is them sending us a message  what are we supposed to do we can't just re-hide  

the body this psychopath's gonna find it again you  wanna just frame my dad so he goes to jail instead  

that's genius why didn't i think of  that how are we supposed to get his dna

oh i guess that's simple enough all  right go grab it gross no i don't want  

to just use tissue you do it you're his son  that's even more gross is it no i'll do it

okay let's go frame my dad why is he in the tub  because we can't just rub larry's dna all over him  

when our fingerprints are there we gotta wash him  off all right so why don't we just what do we do  

just go get the door and don't  be suspicious i can hear you  

can i help you what are you two doing in  there oh oh we're we're uh where nope say no  

more you're trying to hide a body i recognize  that face anywhere been there plenty of times  

i have no idea what you're talking about trust me  i've tried many times before you're not gonna be  

able to get the fingerprints off in the bathtub  okay fine we killed somebody all right but it was  

an accident and it was mostly anthony's fault all  right you want my advice put him in the shed we  

already tried that and failed and now the shed  is in space alright then just put him in anthony's  

closet like i've done with the last three people  i killed you put three dead bodies in my closet  

yeah so what's one more he's got a point  and where i have options to the closet  

all right i guess we're done are we really though  

i don't know how comfortable i feel  having four dead bodies in my closet

yeah make that three dead bodies  looks like one of them's alive

oh my god he's a zombie what i ain't a zombie  you nitwits you're alive we thought you were  

dead do you have any idea the kind of stress  that you put us through you two seriously  

thought that a banana to the head would kill  me it just rattled my noggin a little bit  

that's a relief looks like we're not going to jail  after all oh you're going to jail what what why  

well for starters you tried to bury me shoot me up  into space which thankfully i got up out of the shed  

walked to the curb only to be hit by another  banana and then you tried to set me on fire  

okay hold on we didn't try and set you on fire i  may have tried to set him on fire while you were  

taking a nervous pee break oh and by the way i got  a call from my mom i am not joining them penguins  

okay but wouldn't it be cool if you did if  you'll excuse me i gotta go to the police station

are we just gonna let him go

dad why did you do that i heard you scream  zombie are you guys okay we are now because that  

is no longer our problem you just committed  murder murder you said he was a zombie turns out  

he wasn't great news right no what am i supposed  to do now well if i were in this situation which  

i would never be then i would perform  a ventriloquist act using his body to  

convince his family he's okay and then stash  him away somewhere any chance you guys have a  

filling camera we just used the last of our film  uh for for bird watching dang it well his family  

doesn't have to know i'm just gonna put him in  the shed yeah about the shed don't tell me ryan  

how many times you gonna send my shed into  space larry let's face it this probably won't  

be the last time who did you send into space  now unfortunately no one well i guess i'm just  

gonna have to bury him i hear mulligan's yard  is available i'll be back you two never saw me  

what are you doing uh gathering blackmail whatever  i'm going to do this quick and smooth crap  

cramp crap somebody help me please you know i hear  bananas are really good for muscle cramps okay  

wait there's no way that frying pan killed him  isn't he just gonna wake up and turn all three of  

us in now well not if larry buries him we're okay  with that honestly the line for our morality has  

been blurring more and more each day all right i  just hope the universe doesn't punish us for this  

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