Marine General Micromanager V.S. Angry Drill SGT - YouTube

my enlisted sense is tingling but that can only mean one thing

a general officer's dipping his %^$# into the Dairy Queen and is fu&*^%$ up the fun for everybody else

did the army we did the Air Force now it's time for you devil dogs that's

right a Marine two-star general decided to

step in some devil dog doo-doo this time it's Major General David furnace of the 2nd

Marine Division. after walking around post and getting too many shitty hand

salutes and watching young Marines walk around with a little bit of a long fade

up top and a 5 o'clock shadow at 1645 that's 4:45 p.m. for you civilians the

relationship between a post and the post commander is a lot like that of your mom

and your new stepdad right mommy's been there for a while never left you Camp

Lejeune here comes step daddy major-general

furnace walking Inglis up I don't know what your daddy used to let you do here

but I'm not gonna let that shit slide mister I'm gonna make some new rules for

this house and if you're under my roof that's technically owned by your mom you

still gotta listen to me and on top of that I don't want to see any of those

penises drawn up in the sky with your newfangled angled aircraft son and stop

calling me DAVE! and maybe stepdaddy's right maybe every single one of the

Marines at camp lejeune sucks maybe they slacked off a bit need theit

Dix slammedin the toilet seat a couple times to pack up there step

WHAM WHAM WHAM

up but here's where the furnace went cold.. heh.... yeah he puts out a base-wide memo

to God and everybody lower enlisted but that's not a big deal DRILL SGT who gives a

shit?! a Base commander is supposed to do that. wait... he put out a memo where he planned

out the daily regimen of every marine and sailor on post to include

waking up PT shower time lunch final formation and on allotted 15

minutes to fix and prep your uniform for the next day. just what every marine

wanted! a guy 20 steps up the chain of command to tell you how to wipe your ass

brush your teeth and blow dry your balls in the morning. Powder!! the Dude doesn't

even know what MOS you are or what it entails to do in your day but he's

gonna tell you how to live out your daily activity lifestyle this guy has so

little faith in every enlisted man and officer rank underneath them he has to

hold him by the hand and lead him through the day's daily activities he

tells the company commander when to company command!!! I bet the next model

coming out of this guy's email chain it's gonna be a nice descriptive one

about how all these Marines and sailors can properly wipe his ass when he's done

shitting on them. this general has had to have set the land speed record for how

to completely undermine every single one of your subordinates on post so much to

the point that there's probably a line around the block to bang out his wife or

daughter, shit! or son! hell all the family pets if you piss off a marine enough

he'll bang anything into submission duck, dogs, cats livestock machinery...

this guy's so bad that even at the memo he throws a sergeant major Master Chief

under a bus by saying that if there are any dissenters that he personally and the

sergeant major and Master Chief will deal with them I would pay money to

listen to all the voicemail messages on that sergeant major in magic cheese

phone that morning oh they're gonna wake up and brush their teeth eat their

breakfast do PT shit shower shave walk into the morning. At Ease, carry on! all

right sit down at my nice desk as sergeant mage just chilling it .I see I

have some voice messages beep... what the fuck sergeant major?!?! how the fuck am I

to leed my troops with some fucking general telling me when and when I can't

have formation?! one massive blob three dozen sergeant majors just banging on

your door and saying what the &^%$# John I thought you said this was gonna be an

easy transition now I've got every team leader and platoon leader up my ass cuz

your dude doesn't think we can lead a formation!!!! but on a serious note I'd like

to thank general furnace for assisting the United States Army on making all

of its recruiting requirements nothing like a Marine NCO jumping onboard the

army bandwagon. We'll let em get some more tattoos and grow out that beard go

Special Forces I don't give a damn