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Hey, Greg, welcome back to my channel. I hope you're all having a great day,

This of course is another episode of

Weird Shit That I Found on Instagram

Every time I make a video about Instagram ads or Instagram memes or Instagram comedians

My Instagram DMs are immediately flooded with people who find similar things and they send them to me

Hoping that I will make a video about those things also

It's kind of helpful actually as someone who you know makes a lot of videos about these things

It's kind of nice to just have people send them to me

So if you find a weird shit on Instagram, feel free to send it to me

My instagram is dannygonzalez. But especially after the video that I made about Instagram ads

I got so many people sending me all of the weirdest Instagram ads

that I couldn't not make another video about them now

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I'm sure a lot of you remember the last time I reviewed ads for mobile games on Instagram

they all seem to have this really weird strategy where they show a clip from the game and then the caption above it just

Makes no sense. It's almost confusing to the point where you have to download the game

Because you're just so confused. Here's an example of this strategy

it's a game where you're this little blob and it looks like you go around trying to knock people off of this platform and the

Caption is "I never knew anxiety until I played this game." I have never felt anxious in my whole entire

Goddamn life until I downloaded this game

Which is totally inconsequential in the grand scheme of things

Whether I win or lose in this game has no bearing on my well-being but it was so stressful that for the first time in

My entire life I felt anxiety and I know what you're thinking. Yes, I do live a very privileged life

There's this game. It looks like all you really do is just

Zigzag back and forth but it is the most relax game ever. This one's pretty interesting

It looks like you're just a little ball and you bounce from platform to platform and you try not to fall and it's got Disney's

Magic

Cinderella's castle or whatever it is in the background and the caption for this one is if you score 400

You can go to Disneyland

so this is interesting cuz like for the first time it feels like an ad has a

coherent phrase at the top

Like I understand what it means if you score 400

They're gonna they're gonna give you a ticket to Disneyland I guess which is great tickets to Disneyland cost like $100 each It's pretty impressive that an app would just pay for you to go. Just forgetting like a

Seemingly pretty attainable score in this game. I think the problem that I have with this is I just kind of doubt it

I really doubt that if I download this game and get a score of 400 that they're gonna like mail me a ticket to

Disneyland, so I decided I would put this to the test

Download this game and get to 400 myself and see what happens. Haha No, okay

the best I can get to is like a hundred (false that's a hundred and one) so I

Guess I'm not going to Disneyland this very specific format seems to be actually pretty common with games

Here's another game where you like hit a ball and see how far it goes and it says if you bounce ten times you can

Legally reach pink castle which is just the Disneyland Castle

tinted pink I can legally reach the pink castle was I not allowed to before

Why wasn't I legally allowed to reach pink castle? Why are they trying to keep me up? Come on, I'm a nice guy

Let me into pink castle

Legally this time and then there's this one which says if you swallow Big Ben you can go to Disneyland

If you swallow Big Ben, what the fuck does that even mean Big Ben's like the giant clock tower in London?

So if you swallow that you might find yourself at Disneyland and to prove it right next to the picture of the game

there's a picture of this like

skinned and gutted

Donald Duck

Screaming and agony or maybe anger, you know like you see at Disneyland man

I can't wait until I swallow Big Ben

I can go to Disneyland and see all my favorite characters like Mickey Mouse with his arms torn off

decapitated goofy and skinned and gutted

Donald Duck who's very very

Angry about something probably the fact that his stomach is gone. Here's another fun phrase

It's a little game where it looks like you flip and then there's a picture next to it

which is a girl playing in bed and a guy looking over a shoulder like

The fuck you doin?

and the caption is when she's tapping the game more than you

I don't understand that progression of emotions because I think the fire is supposed to be like

Sexy like kind of hot. So it's like she's tapping the game more than me. Oh,

ha ha ha

She's tapping the game more than me? hell yeah girl you tapped that game you don't get it at me

As long as I can creepily look over your shoulder in bed while you tap that game, baby girl

there was one ad I saw on Instagram that it seemed literally everybody wanted to send me and

Rightfully, so I think it was very festive and applied to my life personally a lot

It looks like this game where you're a little pumpkin and you spin this sort of

Cylinder to try to fall all the way down

It looks like a pretty interesting game but the caption and the picture next to it are even better if you reach level 2

You're legally a pumpkin legally a pumpkin. I've never heard anything better in my fucking life

And all you have to do is reach level 2 bring it. I don't really know what kind of perks or

responsibilities come with being a legal pumpkin, but I

Mean, it sounds great to me. So your bitch ass better believe that I downloaded this game, and I got to level 2

That's right. And it took me about 15 seconds. All I had to do was spin this little cylinder

while the ball fell and then I got there it was kind of weird because when I got to level to the game barely even

Acknowledged that I reached such a momentous achievement. It also didn't say anything about

Pumpkins said nothing. It just said like okay at level two do that now, so I don't know what that's all about

But I'm guessing that my new ID will show up in the mail pretty soon confirming my identity as a legal pumpkin

So I just like to take this opportunity to say to my haters

I told you so you said I'd never amount to anything

But now I'm a pumpkin

because the Instagram ads that I really want to talk about today are quite a bit different

Than any of the ones I've talked about before this will be a series of ads from probably the most fucked up looking game

I've ever seen it's a game called Game of Sultans

I don't really know if it's a popular game or if any of you have maybe even played this

maybe you could tell me if the game is as fucked up as the ads are but it seems to be

Advertising all over Instagram. The thing about these ads is it makes the game look like this really gross like

sexist and

All-around just like awful game, and I don't

understand really how it's supposed to make me want to play the game each ad that I've seen and that I've saved is like a

series of pictures like one of those little

Albums that you can go through on Instagram

So the first picture is three women and it looks like you're given a choice. It says your majesty

please choose a maid to serve you so it looks like you're playing as like the king or the

Sultan of this palace and you have to choose a maid and it looks like you're basing this decision purely based off looks as there's

not any sort of resume that I can see you're basically just trying to decide who's gonna clean your house best based on who is

hottest

I've never known those two attributes to be a correlation, but I don't know maybe the Sultan knows something that I don't

Ooh, the game's heating up a little bit. Now you get to decide who would you choose as Empress as Sultan?

Graceful and elegant as you are you get to have your pick of any lady in the land you can choose this woman

Well, you've got your arm around she seems like quite a catch

She's sort of tickling the little hairs on your chinny chin chin, or you can pick this crying woman who is pregnant with your child

and I think the body language is pretty clear in this picture who he's thinking about choosing so it looks like you've gone from

choosing a maid to getting someone pregnant

Picking an empress. So what's next in the life of a sultan? You may be wondering

Well, it looks like the next thing for you is to on the crown the kingdom has to live on after you go

So it's time to start having babies. So as Sultan you decide to have a child and

The newborn son is too ugly. What should I do Oh No

Okay. So this is an interesting predicament the Sultan has had a child and

It's too ugly. The newborn son is too ugly

like there's a certain amount of ugliness that the Sultan would accept but this son with his unibrow and his

Freckles. I don't know. He looks pretty much like a normal baby except for the unibrow. This son is too. Ugly. What should I do?

What do you mean? What should I do?

Like there's nothing you can really do now about the baby's looks like he's here. The baby is here

But let's see what the options here are I'm guessing it's going to be something like you can choose to either, you know

Give the son up for adoption cuz he's too ugly or you can love him just the same because no matter what he looks like

He's still your son. It looks like there's one button and it says dislike. So I guess that's your

only option is to just

Dislike your son forever. Oh, the newborn son is too ugly

Dislike, I don't like you. I'm sorry. You're too ugly

And that is the only thing I will be doing is not liking you this game doesn't seem very fun. There's not many options

So you might think this ad is a little bit too far already

But things are really about to go off the deep end in this next picture

So there's this picture of this girl and she appears to be crying

It looks like she's got something going on with her face, and she says my queen, please forgive me

So I guess we're the Queen now. I

Don't know what happened to the king or the Sultan wherever he is

he's probably off disliking his son somewhere and the two options here are forgive her or

Slap again. I've already slapped her once. I feel like a monster and I'm not even playing the game

It just put me into this situation

Where I've already slapped this girl once I don't even know what she did the game just assumes like yeah

Well, obviously you're gonna slap her once but what do you want to do after that?

Like are you gonna forgive her or do you want to slap her again?

If this is really in the game, I don't really think this game should be in the App Store

I mean, it's just a confusing premise for a game

first of all

Like what even is this game about?

is it about even being a sultan because it kind of just

Sounds like being an asshole like you're picking a maid based on looks you're abandoning this woman

You got pregnant you're calling your son ugly and then you're slapping

This woman the caption for this ad doesn't really help either the maid conceived your child accidentally

That's a weird phrase. She conceived your child accidentally

It's sort of taking a lot of the blame off the dude right like the sultan's like whoa. Whoa. Whoa, yeah

I might have had sex with you

But you're the one who accidentally conceived a child saying accidentally makes it sound like it was like a clumsy thing like, whoops

So I slipped and now I'm pregnant would you ask her to give birth and promote her as a concubine? What's a concubine?

Sound like a mix between a cucumber and a porcupine a concubine is a woman who lives with a man but has a lower status

than his wife or

wives

The next ad for this game has some pretty good social commentary. Let's check it out

The first image shows three women again, but this time we see young girls one is poor one is Noble and one is rich

I think

That this image is trying to make some sort of like

Social commentary about rich people because the rich girl looks a little bit heavier. The caption says Ottoman palace life

I was born 20 times before I gave birth to a cute princess. What does that mean?

I feel like that's a mistranslation or something, but the results was accidentally phat no one wants to marry her

Oh, no one wants to marry my fat daughter. Do you know how many times I had to be born to have that daughter?

So I don't really get what the picture supposed to represent

Like was I supposed to have a poor daughter so that way she'd be skinny, but don't worry. The next picture is worse Jesus

Okay. The next picture is the rich girl from the previous picture saying father

I need a hug and the father saying you must lose weight. What?

Okay

forget how fucked up this is for a second that like

Forget how fucked up it is that this dude won't give his daughter a hug because she's overweight. How is this game fun?

Like it just seems stressful to have to be this little little guy who is getting stressed out about his daughter's weight

He's all worried about his ugly son. I mean look at him. He's so stressed out about his daughter's weight

His face is all warped. He's got like shade coming over his forehead. It looks like he's in physical pain

because his daughter is

heavier than he wants her to be but don't worry because part of this game is putting your daughter on a diet so that she

Can become the ideal looking 18 year old in your eyes

Wow, I thought this game was gonna be fun when you could have ugly sons

But now that I know you can put your daughter on a diet

Where can I download this game? What an awful sounding game?

Why is it an appealing idea for a game to even be this sultan? Who's just this like womanizing douche?

I don't know but now I'm kind of tempted to download it and see what it's actually like if it's actually like that at all

Or if that's just a bunch of like weird clickbait Eid stuff to try to get you to download the game

So, I don't know

Let me know if you want me to make a video about me playing that game or at least seeing what it's like

Maybe I'll try it guys. Holy shit. The response to my last video has been crazy

So for those of you who didn't see my last video

I basically recapped this entire story where brilliant surprise toys took down one of my videos

But after a long effort and a little bit of reviewing my legal options, we got it back up

That was the video about Papua being replaced. There was the song at the end of it

I turned the song into a full version of the song to sort of stick it to Chad that went up on iTunes and Spotify

It got on the top of the iTunes comedy charts for like three days

After I posted that video it got back up onto the top of iTunes Comedy charts and stayed there for like a week

It's also now my second most streamed song on Spotify

And it's probably gonna become my most streamed song on Spotify in a couple days. It's just crazy all the good feedback

I've been getting on that video. I really appreciate it

And I think it just really goes to show how strong Greg truly is

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I'm really glad that you guys have enjoyed the song as much as you do

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