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>>> HERE WE ARE, MR. ADAMS. WE FIGURED YOU WOULD SPENDS YOUR

FIRST NIGHT SEASIDE AT SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE NICER

THAN A MOTEL 6. >> YEAH, THIS IS -- WOW, I CAN'T

THANK YOU ENOUGH, NOT JUST FOR THIS, BUT FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID

TO GET ME OUT OF NORTH KOREA. >> JUST DOING OUR JOB, AND THE

NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO MAKE A DOCUMENTARY, TRY PARIS, I HEAR

THEY'RE A LITTLE MORE WELCOMING TO AMERICANS WITH CAMERAS.

BUT NOT MUCH. NOW GET SOME REST, AND ENJOY THE

HOTEL. THE U.S. GOVERNMENT IS PICKING

UP THE TAB. WELCOME HOME.

>> THANK YOU, SIR. >> HELLO, WELCOME TO CHATSWORTH

HOUSE, A MARRIOTT EXPERIENCE. MAY I HAVE THE LAST NAME ON THE

RESERVATION, PLEASE. >> YEAH.

ADAMS.

>> AND CAN YOU SPELL THAT FOR ME?

>> YEAH, SURE. A --

>> FOUND IT. I SEE YOUR ROOM AND INCIDENTALS

HAVE BEEN TAKEN CARE OF. AND SINCE YOUR FIRST TIME

STAYING WITH US AT THE CHATSWORTH HOUSE, A MARRIOTT

EXPERIENCE, I WOULD LOVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME OF OUR AMENITIES

SUCH AS THE STARGAZER LOUNGE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN, I'M GOOD.

I JUST WANT TO GET INTO MY ROOM, GET INTO BED AND RELAX.

IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY. >> WONDERFUL, AND WHERE ARE YOU

TRAVELING IN FROM? >> NORTH KOREA.

>> FANTASTIC. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> JUST GIVE ME A MOMENT WHILE I PULL UP YOUR ROOM.

>> HEY, MAN, SORRY TO INTERRUPT, COULD YOU SEND SOME TOWELS UP TO

OUR ROOM, IT'S ROOM 904. >> CAN YOU ALSO SEND UP A

BOYFRIEND WHO DOESN'T FLIRT WITH OTHER GIRLS TO ROOM 904.

>> PERFECT, ANOTHER NIGHT OF SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER.

>> OKAY. SO WE HAVE YOU IN ROOM 905, AND

WHILE I PRINT YOUR KEY I WOULD LOVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME OF

OUR AMENITIES, SUCH AS THE STARGAZER LOUNGE.

>> AGAIN, I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED, MAN.

>> OF COURSE, MORE TIME TO ENJOY OUR SPA, INDULGENCE, WHICH WAS

FEATURED IN LATITUDES, THAT'S SOUTHWEST AIRLINES

INFLIGHT MAGAZINE. >> NO THANK YOU.

>> ARE YOU SURE? YOUR RESERVATION COMES WITH A

COMPLIMENTARY SPA SERVICE, I COULD BOOK YOU A HOT STONE

MASSAGE FOR TOMORROW. >> THAT ACTUALLY DOES SOUND

NICE. >> FANTASTIC, AND I SEE WE HAVE

AN APPOINTMENT. AND DONE.

HOT STONE MASSAGE TOMORROW WITH CARLY AT 5:15 A.M.

>> OH, THAT'S TOO EARLY. CANCEL THAT, PLEASE.

>> MY APOLOGIES, BUT CANCELLATIONS MUST BE MADE

24 HOURS IN ADVANCE. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN

HELP YOU WITH SIR? >> YEAH, MAN, I WANT TO CHECK

INTO MY ROOM. >> OF COURSE SIR, AND WHILE I

FINISH YOUR RESERVATION, CAN I OFFER YOU A COMPLIMENTARY GLASS

OF CHAMPAGNE. >> YES, PLEASE.

>> EXCELLENT, THAT WILL BE AVAILABLE IN THE STARGAZER

LOUNGE. >> OKAY, YOU KEEP PUSHING THE

STARGAZER LOUNGE, I'M NOT GOING THERE MAN.

>> OF COURSE, HOWEVER YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME, BUT THE

STARGAZER'S HEADLINE ACT IS THE DANNY BAND, THEY WERE FEATURED

IN LATITUDE MAGAZINE. >> OKAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DANNY BAND IS.

I DON'T READ LATITUDED MAGAZINE. I JUST WANT YOU TO SHOW ME TO MY

ROOM, MAN. >> OF COURSE, HERE IS A MAP OF

THE PROPERTY. WE ARE HERE ON THAT X THAT I

HAVE JUST DRAWN FOR YOU. THIS IS INDULGE, OUR SUPERSPA,

WHAT WAS FEATURED IN LATITUDES MAGAZINE.

>> I DON'T CARE. I DON'T CARE.

>> THE ESCALATOR HERE WILL BRING YOU TO THE MEZZANINE WHERE YOU

WILL FIND THE STAR GAYSER LOUNGE.

>> NO. MY ROOM.

MY ROOM. >> OF COURSE.

THE LOBBY ELEVATOR, WHICH IS RIGHT HERE, WILL TAKE YOU TO

YOUR ROOM AS WELL AS THE BAR ENTRANCE TO THE STARGAZER

LOUNGE. >> OH, MY GOD.

I'M SO SORRY. >> PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT SIR.

HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. >> HERE'S YOUR KEECHL YOU ARE

ROOM 905. >> EXCELLENT.

THANK YOU. >> IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN

HELP YOU WITH WHILE YOU WAIT FOR YOUR ROOM TO BE CLEANED?

CHECK IN STARTS IN FOUR HOURS. >> WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR

FOUR HOURS. >> MIGHT I SUGGEST THE STARGAZER

LOUNGE. >> STARGAZER LOUNGE.

AND LISTEN TO THE DANNY BAND. CAN'T WAIT.