A VERY PRIVATE INTERVIEW... - YouTube

Welcome, to another One Word Interview

today I'm joined by 3 very special guest

girlfriends

*awkward silence*

what thats rude

i am joking

I'm joined with Gee

Talia, hello, and Freya, hey, all the links are in the description umm

Yeah, let's just, let's just start this

Let's go with the big question first

Does size matter?

No Sure, not.

No, I forgot it is a one word interview

It is one word! Ok, I haven't explained. This is a one word interview- I did say that. Do you understand?

Yeah

You Sure?

Yeah

JJ - Wait so they said size matters? Simon - No they said size doesn't matter

Ohh JJ and Cal are off camera

JJ - Wait so if someone came through with a one inch

Angles JJ - Angles?

One word! I like that

JJ - all he is doing is penetrating your flap

You need to stop No look

That made me die inside

Virgin

*laugh*

You've all seen friends, I assume, a little bit?

Which one of the the friends group are you?

Phoebe Simon - Why? Slow

Alright, that's a good answer

Phoebe Simon - Why? Dramatic

Copied her answer, still

Phoebe Simon - Okay Dumb

I've got a sweaty hand

What's the most important thing in your life

happiness Simon - awww

Simon - Talia? Talia - you????

music

I was about to vom everywhere Simon: I was gonna say

She went with my music apparently

Taliah - Not your music?? Simon - you said "you music"

Simon - Freya? Freya - Family; I know that's boring Taliah - No, that's a good one

Who's the best looking out of you?

Subjective - Banger

Okay, so you can't use that answer anymore

Simon - Gee's doing maths

Impossible

Well-rounded -- hyphenated

Did you just call them all fat"? No!

Simon - look! You see that!? She's calling them fat again

Balanced Curvy

Okay this one is just for freya

and Gee

ooooooo yes

Out of me and Talia

Who is the settler?

neither

Simon - Judge, Judge?

Judge - I'm entering this part of the video

to say that.. Simon - you just randomly popped up

Judge - to say that your making the vid boring

*laugh*

We want some real drama Freya: We want some argument!

talia

I have never heard someone say something

so like uncomfortable

Talia

In life

Who is better - Chip or Josh

Simon - you have to pick

Do you see how I am getting absolutely

Simon -that is many words

I'm talking to them

Josh

OHHH!!

It didn't answer my question

JJ - DRAMA ALERT!

I don't think he knows Chips first name is Josh

*Laughter*

That is why he is shouting drama alert

JJ - Shit

Simon - I was like, that was the least

drama answer *laughs*

He's like "oh, damn!"

Simon - did you think his real name was chip?

Freya - No, surely not JJ - No, I just didn't know his real name, I just knew it was chip

WHAT?????

JJ - yeah?

What does "KSI" stand for

knowledge

Stength

Integrity

your too smart for this

Yeah, what the hell is going on?

can you not answer first?

she is banging - I knew that one

You go to one place in the world for the rest of your life,

where would it be?

Warmth

That means, anywhere warm

*offscreen* You may as well have just said cringe

Who invited him?

yo, we didn't actually invite him

He just turned up

England

Home - Twitch con

Out of the other two, who do

you think is the best streamer

Gee -Gee

What's your answer - I will ask why

Gee

Okay why? Experience

Built

Winner

So you chose yourself cos winner

Or award

What is Talia's worst quality

particular -sassy

I want to change my answer - impulsive

That's not always a bad thing

No but, you don't understand

What is Gee's worst quality Losing

A quick flashback

Winner

She loses everything

Forgetful

scatty

Losing

I thought you said sketty

boys its working

And what is Freya's worst quality?

Scary

JJ - bitch!

Oi you just called her a bitch?

JJ - ahhh nah nah nah

You just said BITCH!

They can't chose just one

Strong minded Self-belief

Her worst quality is she has belief in herself - No! Lack of

What's my worst quality

Feet

They are not bad!

I just covered Freya

I think we can all say it at the same time *collectively* Stubborn

come on Gee

You were meant to stick with feet

Recently, Callux went & sold harry's bath water.

its on his channel

How much would I have to pay you to drink that bath water?

He rubbed his balls and stuff as well

like proper like

If that doesn't sell you I don't know what will

It's not bad

100

FREYA!?

Shut up!

100K??

Yeah

She said 100

100 quid?

There was stuff in there

I don't think it is that deep

It was probably about that level

I'm changing my Freya's worst quality answer

Mad tings

Callux is about to have a follow up video

Talia - Million

That is just ridiculous

How much to drink Josh's piss?

Completely

different

JJ - What's different

It is pretty much the same thing?

I mean it is not

One word! One word!

Harry probably peed in there

What do you do in your bath???

Simon - one word, one word

20K?

Okay I'm the only one that saw it

you need to see that before you make your prices

How about a million - 10K

You walk into a bedroom and you see Vikkstar naked

Lucky

Okay???

Joke..Joke

Why? It's his bedroom you all get the Vick's bedroom and he's there naked it's completely just

hey, I would just say hey

Vikkstan -Vikkstar

he is standing naked infront of you

and you just go hey

Aye yo

What is wrong with Vik?

I'm not dating Vik

He is a good looking guy, right?

Did you???

Wait bro, bro, what!!

zoom in on that

JOKE!

You're not in the scenario, she just walked in

What is your reaction

I mean yeah, you'd be like "mm, fair," I supposed I'd just walk into your room

Describe yourselves in one word

bubbly irritating annoying

who has the most feminine boyfriend?

Gee

Me

We got one from the audience This may not make it in

Whose farts would you smell among all of you

Freya

My own. Me.

*laughs*

G's

If you could smash one of the other boyfriends, who would it be? *Girls in background* No, no

Just saying there's a top link up for grabs

*Collectively* Yeah we already know

They already know JJ- Oh God

No one

I don't like how girls talk

Next question

I've got a good one

Nooo

Oh my god. You see him just jump into shot

Ay, you can't pick yourself

Who would you snogg, out of all of you

pervert

Freya

Freya

JJ- Prove it!

OK!

Ok, Ok, *intelligible* YOU'RE A PERVERT!

Talia

If the world's gonna end in five minutes, what do you do I would just get naked and just go like run around

I obviously would

JJ- WHAT???

Thats...

Gee - Join

Talia - I was about to say join in

So you're sayin if the world was gonna end in five minutes

-We're sat doin this interview

You'd just get naked?

Josh, you hear that?

We're gonna die

What's your favorite type of porn?

Talia- Hardcore

Gee - Lesbian

Freya- Massage

JJ- Woah Lux- These were rapid

woah -We hadn't had an answer quicker than that

Hardcore, fam?

*Simon & JJ fist bump*

Dammmn -Did you just fist bump?

Dad im sorry

Damnnnnnn

Favorite position?

*Intense thinking*

Cowgirl... reverse

I'll see you there

Can't wait to watch

Doggy, idk

Yeah, same

JJ- Ayyyy

*JJ congratulates Simon* *Simon's very embarrassed* Editor's note: lol

Ayyyyyyyy

Yeah, this isn't fair

Ayyyyy

HARDCORE DOGGY! YEAH!

Well that was a ridiculously intimate uhhh... one-word interview

as I said, all three links are in the description down below

Ay, Yo - Ay, Yo! Fam Wussup, man?

Well their 3 links are much higher up

Then if you scroll quite a bit down there's another two links down there

you can check out

ummm... Thanks for being in this

thanks for having me your the channel

Thanks for watching, peace

*outro Music plays* Pull up - KSI ft. Jme

Really good song, suggest you check it out