Student Debt in the U.S. Reaches an All-Time High | The Daily Show - YouTube

Channel: The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

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The Democratic candidates,
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led by Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren,
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are all proposing different ways to combat student debt.
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And the reason this is such a big issue
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is because America is drowning in student debt
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like never before.
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This year, student loan debt reached an all-time high
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of $1.4 trillion.
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NEWSWOMAN: Nearly 70% of students
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had to take out loans to make it through college.
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On average, each student graduated
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about $30,000 in debt.
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One of the things that makes student loan debt
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such a drag on the economy
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is that it's so hard to get rid of.
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That's right. In many ways,
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student debt is the new herpes.
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Almost everybody has it,
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it stays with you your whole life,
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and eventually you're gonna have to tell your fiancé about it.
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Be like, "So, there's this thing I picked up in college..."
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(laughter and applause)
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And-and here's the thing.
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Student debt isn't just a financial burden.
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It's also making it hard for people to grow up.
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NEWSWOMAN: Nearly 50% of millennials
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have delayed buying a home or saving for retirement
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due to student loan debt.
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17% have delayed getting married.
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NEWSWOMAN 2: The amount of adults in their late 20s
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living with their parents or grandparents
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is the highest it has been in over 75 years.
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NEWSWOMAN 3: Living with his parents in Verona, New Jersey,
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is not what 23-year-old Anthony DeCandia envisioned
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after graduating from college last year.
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But then again, he didn't envision
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being $80,000 in student debt, either.
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Obviously, I love my family, I love the free food,
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and I love my dog,
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but I'm just ready to move on
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and live on my own.
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Yeah, man. This kid is not special.
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He's not alone. Across the country,
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college grads are being forced to move back in
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with their parents because of crippling student debt.
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Even that dog. Yeah.
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That dog wanted to move out,
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but he's still paying off loans from obedience school.
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Yeah.
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Aw. Who's a broke boy?
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Who's a broke boy?
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It's not real debt. Calm down.
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You guys are like, "Aw! The debt of the dog!"
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So, student debt is seriously hampering the lives
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of young people across the United States.
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But before you start rolling your eyes
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at these "whiny millennials,"
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remember, just like herpes,
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student debt doesn't discriminate by age.
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Student loan debt is also crushing senior citizens.
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Americans 60 and over are carrying $86 billion
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in student loan debt.
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Baby boomers are paying off student loans
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into their 60s, 70s, and beyond.
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Because of student loans,
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we are literally driving tens of thousands
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of older Americans into poverty.
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They will literally seize your Social Security benefit.
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Student loans are structured
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to be paid over a very long period of time.
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They have no statute of limitations,
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which means that they follow you--
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they can follow you till you die.
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Goddamn.
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Student loans can follow you until you die?
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We hope that's where it stops.
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Well, it would suck
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if you were still paying off your loans in heaven.
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You know? Jesus and Martin Luther King Jr. are like,
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"Hey, we're gonna go ride unicorns. You want to come?"
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And you're like, "Oh, I can't.
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"I got to work a shift at Blockbuster.
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Yeah."
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(cheering and applause)
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Yeah, I mean, there's Blockbusters in heaven.
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That's-that's where they are now.
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(kiss) Miss you, Blockbuster.
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The point is, the point is,
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student debt is affecting everyone--
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young people, old people, the Village People.
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I mean, why do you think they were living at the YMCA?
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So whether you're a parent or a kid,
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there is a good chance that student debt
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is negatively affecting your quality of life.
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'Cause old people are losing Social Security
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and young adults are being forced to move back in.
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In fact, if something drastic doesn't change,
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it's going to reshape the American family forever
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and it's gonna reshape all of those family TV shows.
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(theme song playing)
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♪ He can't afford his student loans ♪
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♪ He's got no job, he moved back home ♪
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♪ Now his entire family ♪
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-♪ Is screwed ♪ -(crying)
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♪ Meet the Debts. ♪
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(song ends)
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(doorbell rings)
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-(grunting) -(cheering and applause)
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Whew. Hey, Mom and Dad.
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I'm moving back home, 'cause I can't afford
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to pay my student loans.
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Sonny, what's in this, a box of bowling balls?
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My unpaid bills.
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(canned laughter)
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I got it. I got it.
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-(thud) -(laughter)
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MAN (on TV): Up next, a surprising new bodily fluid
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-you can sell for cash! -(chuckles)
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Mom, Dad, there's a weird guy in my room.
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-That's Pete. -We had to sublet your room
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-to make ends meet. -Mm-hmm.
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No way. I want my own room.
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You want to start paying rent?
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Hey, Pete!
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I call top bunk!
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-(laughter) -♪ ♪
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-(knocking) -Hey!
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I'm the school loan debt collector!
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Open the door!
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Hey! I--
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Get over here!
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Come on!
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Get over here!
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Dad, what are you doing here?
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You're not the only one with student loan debt.
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Find your own damn spot.
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Stupid-ass master's degree.
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(laughter)
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♪ ♪
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Ain't but one way to get out of this student loan debt.
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Honey, don't!
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You know we can't afford the funeral.
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(laughter)
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You make a great point.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, Dad.
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Thanks for selling your kidney to pay off my student loans.
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-(clicks tongue) Aw. -(awwing)
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It's nothing. I guess I love my kid...
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more than my kid-ney.
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(laughing)
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(groaning)
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Hope my guys are hungry.
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(chuckles)
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Wait a minute, steak?
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How'd we pay for that?
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Oh, we didn't.
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It's liver.
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(laughing)
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Ow.
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This is (bleep)ed up.
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♪ Meet the Debts. ♪
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(cheering and applause)