馃攳
The Dealer | ACV Hatke | Barkha Singh | Ashish Chanchlani - YouTube
Channel: unknown
[1]
Why do you accept bookings
if you want to cancel them later?
[4]
Go to hell!
[13]
Will you take me to Lokhandwala?
[17]
I'll take you wherever
you like. Hop in.
[22]
Ma'am, the rear door is locked.
[24]
Sit in the front with me
You'll be comfortable.
[39]
Very good.
[42]
Let's go.
[55]
Ma'am...
[58]
...did you have a fight
with your boyfriend?
[63]
That's good.
[66]
Even better if you don't...
[69]
...have a boyfriend.
[71]
There's no one standing in my way.
[74]
I mean, there's no traffic today.
[76]
Usually, there's a lot
of traffic, ma'am.
[81]
Whether or not there's
any traffic, ma'am...
[84]
...I force my way in.
[91]
Mumbai has become
really hot, ma'am.
[94]
Plus, you're sitting in my car.
[100]
Plus, there's no AC in the car.
[103]
What good would it
have done, anyway, ma'am?
[116]
Keep your eyes on the road!
[117]
I have my eyes on the right road, ma'am.
[132]
"a pervert double-meaning song"
[142]
SHUT THE F**K UP!
[149]
What did you write
to me on the chat?
[151]
You want me to deliver the stuff!
[154]
I am feeding you fu**ers...
[156]
...and you'll teach me
how to do business!
[161]
People are getting jailed
for having just the green stuff.
[164]
You want me to roam around Bombay
with a kilo of white powder!
[167]
Have you lost your mind?
[179]
Where have we reached?
[182]
Where have we reached?
[184]
Hey, you perv bastard!
[186]
I am asking you! Will you tell
me where we have reached?
[193]
I'm in Murli's area.
[198]
Let me count. Hey, assh*le!
[201]
I'm not counting
your ass-worth...
[202]
...which would just
last for seconds.
[214]
I have Rs. 300,000.
[216]
You give it to Vicky later.
[220]
That asshat won't give me the money?
[223]
I will squeeze his balls.
[225]
Even his father will pay me!
[228]
Did you get the sample
of our new product?
[232]
You want me to deliver
this product, you fuc...
[235]
Wait.
[240]
I've it loaded in my bag.
[242]
if a shoot-out happens, i am gonna kill everyone.
[250]
How will I get caught?
[254]
I am not going to get down.
And I'm not traveling in my car.
[258]
How will I get caught?
[263]
Hey, wannabe detective!
[267]
Don't make such mistakes
[269]
You know what? Make a call.
[272]
Go ahead.
[274]
Every damn soul in this city knows me
[277]
anyone who ever comes in our way...
[281]
"Has ended up dead." *the pervy song tune*
[283]
"Has ended up dead." *the pervy song tune*
[286]
"Has ended up dead." *the pervy song tune*
[297]
Tell me.
[300]
Nothing, you wanna know something?
[303]
i just got someone's ass handed to him
[312]
Listen. Tell him...
[315]
...to pack the sample powder
in a pizza box.
[318]
Ask him to wear the uniform...
[321]
...of a pizza delivery guy.
[323]
The cops are being
super suspicious these days.
[325]
No one should see you.
[327]
Also, send me a cold drink.
[329]
My driver feels really hot.
[333]
I am sitting in the car.
[335]
What good will the AC do anyway?
[338]
Right?
[340]
Hey, do*che.
Pull up on the side.
[344]
Park it properly on the side.
a lot of cops trail here.
[349]
Send me the delivery guy's number.
[350]
I am calling him from
a fake number.
[354]
I am Barkha speaking.
[356]
I'm sitting in a taxi.
[359]
Are you wearing a uniform?
[362]
You should look
like a delivery boy.
[364]
Look around to check for the cops.
[367]
also fake say a thank you.
[369]
Hurry.
[374]
Thank you, ma'am. Have a nice day.
[377]
Come on. Whom are you waiting for?
[380]
you also want a sample of...PIZZA?
[389]
Have a nice day, Pandey!
[393]
That's great!
[395]
You have modern potheads
working for you.
[398]
Hey, asshat! Can you
speak in English?
[401]
Yes, ma'am.
- Wow!
[404]
He drives well.
[406]
He says he can force in...
[409]
...through a traffic.
[411]
and we force our knives in through bodies
[423]
hey di*kwad! I was wearing
my sandals. Drive the car.
[427]
Do you think I'm a ghost?
[429]
do you think this is some "aakhri safar" shit?
[432]
Drive the car!
- Sorry, ma'am!
[435]
still won't stop staring at me.
[443]
Hey! Look ahead!
[445]
Sorry, ma'am.
[456]
The powder is great!
[458]
The customer will lose her shit!
[460]
Hey, what are you saying?
[462]
Couldn't you notice it earlier?
[464]
Hey, stop the car.
[474]
you are in big trouble di*kwad..
[476]
Why, ma'am?
- The place where we just went...
[478]
...has CCTV cameras.
[481]
SHUT THE F**K UP
[482]
Disappear
for 10 to 15 days.
[486]
The cops will catch
you if you stay here.
[488]
If you snitch to the cops...
[490]
...I will kill you.
[492]
So, go away. Leave your car here.
[494]
Ma'am, how can I leave my car here?
[496]
I am a helpless person.
- a pervy helpless person i guess?!
[498]
Just come home with me. Come on.
[500]
Come!
[501]
Are you coming or...
[506]
Fu**ing Coward.
[509]
Hello.
[510]
I've got the sample.
Where should I go?
[514]
The stuff is alright.
[519]
It's cold.
[521]
Do you have an oven at home?
[526]
holy shit it was soo fun pranking that perv-bastard
[527]
When he crossed the line...
[530]
...I decided...
[531]
"double-meaning pervert song."
[535]
'SHUT THE F**K UP!'
[541]
'What did you write
to me on the chat?'
[543]
'You want me to deliver the stuff!'
[545]
I decided to play with him
since there was some free-time...
[548]
...for me to reach home.
[549]
'I'm not counting
your ass-worth..
[551]
...which will last for seconds'
[560]
'I have Rs. 300,000.'
[568]
'I've it loaded in the bag.'
[570]
'if a shoot-out happens, i am gonna kill everyone'
[575]
I ordered a pizza
from a food delivery app
[581]
'Listen. Tell him...
[584]
...to pack the sample
in a pizza box.'
[587]
When I actually
called the pizza joint...
[589]
'I am Barkha speaking.'
[591]
'I'm sitting in a taxi.'
[596]
'Are you wearing a uniform?'
[599]
'No one should suspect you.'
[604]
Thank you, ma'am.
Have a nice day.
[607]
and the best part!
[609]
I took my credit card.
[615]
'Hey, look ahead!'
[618]
'Sorry, ma'am.'
[629]
'The sample is great! The customer
will lose her shit!'
[635]
I taught that pervert-assh*le such a lesson...
[637]
...that he will never even look
at a lady again.
[640]
He will treat his
wife as his sister.
[652]
Here Women's safety has become a joke.
[655]
So, we thought we should
definitely make a video...
[658]
...to shed light on this issue.
[659]
And I don't need to tell you...
[661]
...that you are
not foolish enough...
[664]
...to repeat all this in real life...
[666]
...what I did in the video.
[667]
Please respect everyone
irrespective of their gender.
[671]
True!
- Right?
[672]
I want to thank Barkha Singh
who joined me in this video...
[675]
...to create this ACV Hatke video.
[678]
I had a lot of fun!
Most Recent Videos:
You can go back to the homepage right here: Homepage