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[4]
Hello?
[5]
Namastey, madam. I'm calling
from Crimson Network
[8]
Can I know your name?
[9]
No
[10]
Obviously
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Would you like to listen to
our upcoming plan?
[14]
I'm hearing
[15]
We're giving you 200 calls local
and ISD in 99 rupees
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And 100 messages monthly
[24]
Hello?
[24]
WhatsApp calls are a better
option
[27]
Moron!
[36]
Do you have to mess
up every time?
[38]
I had told you,"2000 calls
in Rs 99."
[41]
Who'll buy this expensive scheme?
[42]
Sorry, I just went with the flow
[44]
If that conman escapes me
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I'll beat you.. in a flow.
[51]
We'll have to set another trap.
[52]
Trap?
[55]
Do you know his height?
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I don't keep measuring tapes with me
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So that I could measure the chest and
height of the person asking for money.
[61]
Why are you asking his height?
[62]
We'll set a trap for him
[63]
I've seen how Bear Grylls sets
traps for animals on Man vs Wild
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How much 'donation' did your parents
pay for admission in a school?
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Why?
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You moron!
[72]
Setting a trap meaning setting up a
fake scheme. So what do we have to set?
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A fake scheme
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It's a metaphor
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I brought new SIM cards
[80]
Thank God!
[81]
Thank my Grandfather
[83]
He has so many fake IDs that I could
buy at least 8000 SIM cards
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What does your Grandfather do?
[89]
He's a moneylender
[90]
Mama, this is our third companion, Sameer
[92]
He's Bancho's cousin
[93]
So I called him, explained everything and asked him to get some extra SIM cards
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This is my Mama
[98]
Hello Mamaji. I'm a big fan
[100]
Third companion?
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This is a secret mission. People shouldn't
know about it
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It's the trustworthy ones who fuck shit up
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I trusted my partner and lent him
Rs 3,00,000
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Thinking he'll return
the money
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Two months later, I immersed his ashes at
Haridwar
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Hence I swore not to trust anyone
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♫"Selfie maine le li "♫
[129]
That means the 2% commission
splits between the three of us
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Yes, we'll split it equally.
[137]
What did the guy tell you while borrowing
the money?
[140]
He asked if I'm interested in
property
[143]
So I said yes
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He said he'll get me a 3bhk in Delhi
[147]
Finding a 3BHK in Delhi for 20 lakhs
is harder
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Than getting a coffee in
McDonald's coffee
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They literally give us
sweetened water
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So I said yes and gave him the money
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Did you insert the SIM? Who's talking?
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Me.
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Can you do it? It's tough.
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I auditioned for' Roadies'
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Thank you. Who'll do it?
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Can I try?
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Can you do it?
[166]
There's no job that Sameer Fuddi
can't do
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Can you stop the waves in the ocean?
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Titu can do it
[173]
How?
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By pausing the video. Call that guy.
[176]
Hello?
[177]
Namaste, madam
[178]
Who?
[179]
'Handrahour Houhan'
[180]
What?
[181]
He's saying 'Chandrachur
Chouhan'
[182]
Say a simple name. The one you
can pronounce
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I'm Ravi calling from Clean IT water
purifier company.
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I'm calling you to informm about
a scheme
[191]
No we already have a purifier
[193]
Which one?
[193]
Kent
[194]
It's rubbish. Throw it away
[196]
Haven't you heard? Kent gives
the purest water
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Try 'cunt' some time?
[201]
What?!
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Why are all your friends shameless?
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Give me one more chance, Mama ji!
[208]
I'll become a 'hips' dealer.
[210]
He'll sell his ass?!!
[211]
Mama it's chips. He pronounces
'c' as 'h'
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Can nobody finish this job?
Shame on you all.
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You're all fools
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Give me one last chance.
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What if you can't do it?
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Don't give me my cut.
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Deal?
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Think about it.
[227]
A deal with Titu and the feel during
foreplay, is hard to ignore.
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Made up my mind.
[234]
Hello?
[235]
Namaskar, madam. I'm calling from
"Ghumakkad Travels"
[238]
And I'm very happy to tell you
that you..
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are our lucky winner.
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And we're sending you to Thailand
[248]
Madam?
[249]
But I haven't participated in
any contest
[252]
Did you purchase vegetables yesterday?
[254]
No.
[255]
Then yesterday?
[256]
Not at all
[257]
You must have gone on
someday?
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I went last week
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Exactly.
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When you were waiting for billing
on the counter
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You must have received
something which you scratched?
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What thing?
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What? What is that thing we scratch?
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Poop
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Poop
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The grapes were sour
[275]
Which grapes?
[277]
No I wasn't talking to you
[278]
I was talking to my colleague
Renu ji. Renu ji, were the
grapes sour?
[283]
Yes the grapes were sour, Sharma ji
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Coupon
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So you must have got a coupon
which you scratched?
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I don't remeber
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But we remember.
[293]
Congratulations. You are going to Thailand
with a companion
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Okay. Which airlines?
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Jet. Jet.
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You'll go with Jet Airways
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Are you married?
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Yes.
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What's the cup size?
[310]
WHAT?
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I was talking to Renu ji
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I was asking Renu ji that what is
the size of this coffee cup?
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Medium
[319]
Do you have a beard?
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What nonsense are you talking?
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I mean do you have a grandmother
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I have a husband.
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I'll go with him
[326]
Can you give us your address
and phone number?
[329]
Talk with my husband
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"Hello, take the phone"
[333]
-"Hello"
Hello, Sir.
[344]
He was giving his address. Why did you
disconnect the phone?
[346]
Mama, Hola.
[347]
Gracias,' Waka-Waka hey hey',
what next?
[351]
No Mama. This guy's name is Hola
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He's a pain in our lives
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What do you mean?
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I'll explain
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