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can we tell the difference between
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Target and name-brand let's talk about
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that good mythical morning link I have a
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riddle for you okay
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what's red and can trap you inside of
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its devilish confines until you've spent
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hours and all your money but you forgot
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to get the pair of socks that you meant
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to get in the first place I'll say based
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on the title of this video target yes
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target is the second largest retailer in
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the world and they have a loo of their
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own signature generic brand that amount
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a billion dollars a year what for target
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from foods to toiletries to all things
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in between targets got its own version
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that claims to be just as good as the
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top-selling name-brand okay but is it
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today we are going to put that to our
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own test it's time for take you freak on
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target you freak on I'll be not wrong
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you sure about that
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big haha okay we're going to be
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presented with two items and we're going
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to taste them feel them touch them
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whatever can be done with this oh yeah
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we know that one is a Target brand and
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we know the other brand of the other one
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but we don't know which is which and we
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have to choose the target for the loser
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will have to endure a surprise
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punishment at the end of this thing
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let's do it
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round one I'm excited for this yes
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fruit snacks are my jam I know you love
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fruit snacks I go over to your house and
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you'd be swimming in a man one of these
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is Welch's and one of these is simply
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balance which is targets organic brand
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so in its defining late twist yet
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straight simply balance is actually more
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expensive it's fifty nine cents per
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pouch while Welch's is forty three cents
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per pouch because they're organic yes
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these are organic I mean you know just
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as well as I do this is just much II
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mushy stuff over here
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this goodness just Webster's right I
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would think oh that's good that this has
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all kinds of artificial coloring to get
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it to be so unnatural I think that it's
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Welch's these are a lot more
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Pouncy I like these best that's some
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good stuff it takes longer to get to the
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actual flavor in these and you may choke
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in the process just better than fruit
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though you know all fruit is that's what
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I always said about gummies gummy cumin
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root so it keeps you beating the gummy
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fruits produce for losses right oh yeah
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fruit is not for losers ok gosh guys
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gosh hmm but the gummies are better than
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real fruit take these tastes more like
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candy next to these they taste more like
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fruit even though they feel more like
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candy they're both good but those are
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better let's put our hand over what we
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think is a Target brand that's how this
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goes ok here we go three two one oh the
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Target brand is on red side yeah these
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are Welch's man yeah man all that
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artificial stuff I thought I'd organic
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that's why it looks like somebody's
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mission fruit up round - alright it's
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not delivery its DiGiorno or it's not
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DiGiorno its archer farm yes
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it's funny how they look so different
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the price is not that different 684
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DiGiorno and a little less 5 bucks for
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the archer farms that's a pretty
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substantial if you buy what I get your
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rice a dollar eighty more I thought I
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know I'll just I just love I mean this
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one this wouldn't look more like a
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delivery pizza than this one if I got a
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people small delivered to me I'd say go
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back to the store and get me another one
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what's that black I never fell for that
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it's not delivery its DiGiorno because
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the PISA sizes are different man what's
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that black thing in burnt piece of
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cheese not a normal piece of cheese the
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judges have weighed in length it's a
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burnt piece of cheese
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this is tasteless I mean all they're LED
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and colorless and pizza lists it's not
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bad but it needs more toppings we just
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tasting the cheese man it was pretty
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really looks more traditional it needs
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salt
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oh this one's got lots of salt it
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doesn't have a lot of top you've got a
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lot more bread there's a lot more bread
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height they forgot the marinara on that
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one they forgot the threat the marinara
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well look I forget the marinara
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I forgot the marinara is a marinara got
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it on this one though this one's better
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I mean I would have felt sure that
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DiGiorno's better but I think that's
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DiGiorno and I think this is Archer farm
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well one days were true up this one is
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better to me and the hand one thing's
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for sure they're both pizzas all right
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here we go 3 2 1 what that target brand
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is on rep oh yeah man that's all from
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the farm right there man ok I've been to
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our survival
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round 3 all right time to get slowly how
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we're gonna get swole yeah
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all right probably powder body fortress
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way
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yeah body fortress way is the is the
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name brand for 32 ounces you got to pay
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23 91 or you get Market pantry way 32
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ounces 1579 so that's a big difference
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and lay your body is important your body
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is a fortress this morning I take some
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my smoothing I was like wow something's
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missing
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and I left the vanilla protein powder
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out oh so you coming straight off of a
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fresh tasting I'm telling you that me do
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you use one of these no I have not tried
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to do one of these body fortress either
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so I mean it's just like super it's got
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lots of graphics on the outside to make
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it seem like it would be high-quality
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it's got an X and there's not an X and
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body or fortress you know it means
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business that takes okay
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tastes like this regular old protein
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butter it I mean it doesn't taste great
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and tastes that creamy this one tastes
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totally different than that one
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whoa what a different direction that
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this one is this one is creamier this
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one has it has out almost overbearing
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vanilla flavor compared to this one I
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mean this one's like subtle and sad its
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meek there's no body fortress happening
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over here it feels this feels pasty that
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tastes pasty this feels like they put
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some extra R&D into it mmm you know I'm
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saying I can taste the R&D I can taste
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the sweat of the researchers and the
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developers I'm swelling up just tasting
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it okay what the Target brand is on
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blink say yeah that was clear clear
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whenever clear maybe worth the money
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because I don't know what
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it could be bodies round for all right
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now we're to my jam King Cunha no I
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don't love it but I do have a theory
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that your bakery they take the same tuna
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from the same ocean do the same stuff to
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it put it in the same can and then they
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just put a label either with a Charlie
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the starkest fish on it or they call in
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this real market pantry on you really
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think that's how it worked yeah well I
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mean evidenced by just the look of these
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you might be right they look exactly the
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same so targets market pantry called 82
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cent for a can in the Starkist tuna 98
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cents this isn't chunky this is like
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this has been eviscerated you guys
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already you can chew this up and spit it
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back in there yeah I know what happened
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I asked him to do that this is baby
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burden once a target employees in
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another one Oh gnarly himself look
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minute money trying to taste something
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even though I don't like it there's like
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the inside of a can you know it tastes
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like the inside of a tuna yeah well
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that's the part I like I do I eat tuna
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like this quite a bit now if you guys
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tell us that that the labels that you
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ripped off or actually cat food this is
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not funny but believable I just blew on
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that like it was hot I was like I don't
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know why I did that
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it's totally different oh wow that's a
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lot better and the taste is super
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different that tastes like a can that
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tastes like a tuna I don't even like
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tuna and I like that you'll have it in
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that still has a canned aftertaste and
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now that I look at it this is like light
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that's dark and this is dark but hold on
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what what is that I mean it's like a
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feather in there that's all this is a
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bird this is Damian
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we're heating up free create a friggin
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chicken is that a feather
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somehow how did a chicken get in the
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process is a feather hey when in doubt
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throw a chicken out who's more likely to
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put a chicken in there tutor a chicken
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of the sea
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Charlie all right hold on uh I know okay
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yeah
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do you one free oh you're taking a risky
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the target brand is on links I know nice
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yes so the better tasting thing it takes
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me for you know what I was wrong I went
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with a dark different stuff in the cans
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right now five well here we are link two
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guys two bottles of lotion yep
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and they place the lotion in generic
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container yeah which neither one of them
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originated it right one of them is up
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and up
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that's the Target brand that's ten cents
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per ounce and then the other is is it
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Jergens is that hey my mom always said
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Jergens that's all Georgians know I was
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I would say be IRA maybe I thought
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that's what she said Jurgens ultra
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healing Jurgens that's a 27 cents per
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out so this is us there is one of them
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is three times as expensive as the other
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ten cents an ounce for the up and up my
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dance therapy cross-contaminate so I
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feel like there's one hand with one
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lotion in the other hand with the other
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lotion so I'm going right hand for this
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one should I've gone left hand because
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it just did
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yeah yeah you could you yeah that way
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you keep it straight cuz I'm going to do
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this left hand you don't need that here
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just shake shake man don't rub yet but I
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want to Sarge this is a business deal
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but I use a milky business deal I feel
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like it's me and contaminated now here
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left hand ago I thought get that right
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although it's so squirrely I need a
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little bit more of this Oh while they
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smell totally different so the one on
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the left has a floral hint smells like
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Grandma one of the left is slippery or
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one of the right smells like an ant
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this smells steric utak yeah it smells
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and that's called advance to therapy
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mmm-hmm so it's aunt ish right are you
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with me this is so confusing at this
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point no it's pretty simple to me
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grandma aunt
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come on target the other ones urging
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aunt Georgian and Georgians going to
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bring her meatloaf to over tonight don't
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so confuse I don't mean the dish okay
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all right I'm ready I'm ready okay three
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two one target yeah we're in agreement
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that the grandma yeah target the target
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brand is on fret what really well
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Georgians a light therapy you're doing a
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great job it's its way to go target your
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target yeah that's target way to go
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target what's wrong you smell like an
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ant not a grandma hmm
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out sick all right you're in the lead
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but with this lamp round I can tie it up
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anything is up and I know lamps the
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target threshold lamp is an economical
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$80 but the West Elm lamp is $280 200
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different appears here and you know I'm
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tempted to have some I mean when it gets
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me that much of a discount
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y'all get real tempted to hit that
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bullseye yeah well this one caller right
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off the bat you're paying for height if
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you're paying for girth and height it
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isn't a little yeah this is bigger and
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you got looking on it I hope that's not
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the West ailment I'm looking at
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craftsmanship there's brass stuff here
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on this one and look at this ornate
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thing and then there's none of that
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there
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and then the cord is just falling down
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and this cord had like a hook that it's
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like a clever little hook that hides the
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cord but this is taller to decide I'm
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this is a big man's lamp it's stark
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white I mean there's easy there's two
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ways to see these details it could be
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that this is like a special little
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feature and it adds you know crap $200
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but it could also be the target they
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can't afford a piece of wood this long
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and they got to bracket it together with
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something else oh that's a good point no
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it's gonna be like we only take the West
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dump scraps and we're here together it
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could be scrap wood now when I look at
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it in person I think this one looks hot
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high quality but then when I look at it
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on the screen like you guys are I'm like
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I don't know if it's justified they look
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close enough to me if you're not looking
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at them side by side even though I
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wouldn't know that this one looks a lot
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cheaper than that well I'm a wood man
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open I didn't even notice this yeah look
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at that bracketing there's a bracket
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down there fellas what kind of wood is
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it right you're the wood man that's
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walnuts
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that's maple walnut I can't tell you
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where it was more expensive because that
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would be giving away too much stuff but
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no it wasn't tough until you say the
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thing about is that one it is two pieces
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of pretty cheap damn right I think
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you're right Lawrence shorter yeah I
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think you're right I think this is I
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literally think this is two pieces of
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the wood well and that's why is only one
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way to talk $200 are you ready 3 2 1
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target are you brand no no I'm changing
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my answer I got to go for the win it's
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on length side so I was right no you
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were wrong this is target the target
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yeah I was right man this is what's down
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this is high dollar sucka I liked it it
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was waiter intolerant my reasoning I
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don't see the dangled cord this is so
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much better target
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congratulations target congratulations
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