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Do you remember? We had mowed good Bebars in a hair salon at the time
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Damn I would dream of doing that
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And to see such long hair falling from my face
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Today we want to become a professional barber and open our own salon
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Welcome Trimmer Tycoon,
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this is not a guy who toils simulator ...
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* GOOD * BIG DISCOMFORT
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(Laugh) with music it bluntly it was bide
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it's a little game pixel art is actually
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not often and yet it is very cool, it's gone,
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I discovered that with you, I hope we will be stronger
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that when we had to manage girls cams in there
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Hunie uh ... uh ... ... Pop Cam Studio.
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-1300, we are indebted to the death, I had not seen. It's dead!
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Click on a customer
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to take care of his beard
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Let's go ! I chose him
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He wants a beard like that of the blow. Ah, but it's hot in fact, will have to count the bottom boxes
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* Squeezie focuses *
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* Music * Hacker good good stylish
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Shit ! Shit I cut one end of the stachmou!
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It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay! Well I did a little offbeat.
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Well frankly guy i don't care low balls, frankly demerde you
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*Sad music*
The guy say : I should have gone to the barber opposite :'(
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Oh I f*cked the game, I told him everything wrong.
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Oh shit! But he wanted something on the side.
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Dude, it's impossible to do that too. Good guy, you know what?
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We'll just make you a goat, I spare you, and you will dye it blue.
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Ah, but there is a chisel! Whore ! I did everything to the mower. That's why I messed up.
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Ok, well we made it blue. It's gone, he gets off?
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Yeah, he paid us. He gets off!
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* Cheerful music #carrefour I optimize! *
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Damn, the poor.
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So distractions attract consumers, click on the PC to buy. Well ok.
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What can we buy?
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What, a coat rack, it draws people?
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A plant. A plant ! Often people that have beards, it's fucking hipsters.
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And hipsters, that love what? It loves plants.
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Boom! We will put it right there.
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He will put his feet on it like that when I touch his beard.
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That way, it will keep well grounded. You understood the pun. It was excellent ! *music*
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Whore ! In a minute, I have to pay $ 200 in taxes! But it is abused, man!
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What do you want ?
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Oh yes, that's super simple.
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Already, why you all have eight months of beards? Dude, no kidding!
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Oh ! What I'm doing it, boy.
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Dude, I'm on fire.
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Look, look! as I am a perfectionist.
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That, that made the reputation of the show, that eh.
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I made him what he wanted pile my guy!
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* Alarm * "No, this is wrong" (voice of the Joker)
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Just a little square here, a little square there.
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Oh la la la ! How much he gives? What?
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He gave me nothing. But then I'll close guy already.
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Oh, shit! I forgot to dye his beard, that's why! Raah whore! * Groans *
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The barber who had a stroke, what * Groans *
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This video is Dedicated to the worst barber in the neighborhood
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Game over, you survived three minutes. (Loser.)
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Great !
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Good this time, man, you do not waste time.
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more hair is shaved in his ...
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Ah fuck
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I was telling my gate, and I forgot. #alzeimer
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That had never happened to me.
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Then I'll buy a supply.
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We will buy a plant that will put there.
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Come here ! You, ok.
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What does he want ? Oh fuck, he wants a good thing sucks.
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Dude, I do this to him by 2-2.
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There, that's done.
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Your beard, she flies guy is anything!
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* Music * X-Files
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It has to stop.
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Ok, you want to what? A kind of a little light green like that here?
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That guy! $ 232! He gets off buddy.
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You just then. Ah, he wants the boring stuff.
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Dude, I beat the girls necks *, we'll go by feel.
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Well, n * his mother!
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N * her big mother!
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Here ! Frankly, what you have is really great!
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He gave me $ 136, he liked it.
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Sounds serious liked it, man.
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You come it. What? But who does that?
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WHO DOES THAT ?!
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But that guy do that? No shit it's a skit.
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Boh expect we will leave him like that. I messed up.
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Frankly guy I almost succeed. Nan I swear.
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So if you are a little bit indulgent indulgent you're cool. * Question marks appearing everywhere. *
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As against the color level is really ... * Mouth Noise * Al Dente.
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And bim! $ 184! One can hire a barber
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It was not enough room. What?
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How much is to expand his room?
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$ 2,000! Damn it ..
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That gets off you got, you got ... Oh shit! I forgot the "legs"!
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It's okay, Starfoullah. $ -104, It's nice.
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'Tain, I have bluntly pay this motherfucker, I hate it.
Next time, refuses j'le live.
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You, you want this, man. Frankly it's ugly.
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We will s'contenter a mustache Little Miss, it's very very good.
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Yeah, man. It's not much better?
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Looks like Jean-Michel inspector Narcos.
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* Image of Pedro Pascal with music to the tune guitar. *
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Here it is stylish. VOILAA $ 120
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Go it connects!
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But ... what's that? It is a new fashion it
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Oh my god i did well you saw?
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Hop i leaves to you a case of hair on the pulse
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This is the new way that replaces fashion finally pinss
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This is the same effect I assure you is to tell me what you cop 0 chick
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Go here we go $ 136 hoo modes is launched
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But dude I pay increasingly gaining less
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I complain a lot I'm sorry
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I complain more than your mom when she comes home from work
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It's still say
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Do you like it when I talk to your mother like that?
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Positive or not so? Me it pleases me enormously
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I can not commit i can't do anything. I'm like a d ...
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We can not raise prices?
There's not a thing to raise prices?
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J'me guy ruin I buy a table * BOOM *
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We have to chains or we will lose
That is fine
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Little paper wheel hop by f*ck the you did a really stylish stuff
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My guy with this Bebar you did not need earmuffs is the advantage
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It left free bim ... $ 200
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That boom will it connects !!!
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What you want my guys?
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It's amazing what's amazing what makes to you
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Trust me I'm not the barber district number 1 for nothing
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Hop the $ 120 +
Oh F*ck it going super fast all what happening
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Oh that's good uh ...
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While all this rouflaquette
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Really one day j'me starts to use the chisel end
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Because i beats neaks
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And it works it gives me tunes I have not made any effort and gives me the tunes
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Come we will go to the chisel that is party
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Oh oh it's super annoying IS SUPER annoying
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it emerges
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Is it me or he was given an incredible thing was that guy
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Oh ago Chris Brown (???) in the living room listening
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Everything like eh eh oh eh oh eh oh
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(He laughs more)
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This is a section that I called the horizontal bar
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Why the high bar? Because a gym can hold onto it and make suns
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here is
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He landed, he 10/10 by the jury is great
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This joke was too long but you will pay me $ 256 for the high bar BOOM (Tibo InShape)
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It takes me to the guts that game.
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Good news propal, necklace beads as your mom beard
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It will make him happy it will be through you.
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shit I messed up
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280$ for that
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*to laugh*
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Ah the guys they have not the value of things
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Even for a cutting sick, already 280$ you not pay
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Good going, scissors, ok I understand.
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But not cut !! Go ahead !
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But WTF? Well your scissors he has a problem guy. Go, it emerges
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And it gives me $ 104 here, pigeon, I down the neaks
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You, you want to shave Cyprien, there are no worries
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Yeah !
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$ 208? fuck he had as much money as Cyprien more
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And, and, and it was Cyprian.
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Subscribe
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*to laugh*
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I tried a scam, it is not having the dump
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Ah but it is subscribed to "30 million Consumer Inquiries" for sure right?
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Wait, I have not mixed the name of two associations that?
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$ 500 in a minute, this guy is dead. It's over, it's over.
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Ah! That I like the customers like that. That's the guys who keep the barbershops
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Look, hop, hop, hop, here. Starfoula. That osef, it looks like a game of Tetris beard
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Hop l脿! 240 !!!
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Shut up !
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Excuse me, but it was .....
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It is......
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Yeah, I have no excuse.
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I want to finish the video now because I think we did all the jokes and possible valves!
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Here !
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And this game is too hard
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Here we go
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Yes 168$
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Yes !! Go go we can do
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280 !!!!
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OOOOH
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I take an employee attention !!
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Oh shit i need to buy a house before it is true: |
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And that's it cost $ 2,000
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It's impossible
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Wait I will love again
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that when you make a cut to perfection
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It gives you kind of a sudden $ 5,000
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We will try
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Look ! The chisel it not work, nothing cutting.
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Pshaw there, it cuts a shot eh?
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Why sometimes it cuts and sometimes it not cut? : |
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That's what not j'comprends
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Good guy,i give you a new style i don't care neaks
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If you refuse the advice of a pro you're stupid. Here! $ 48
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Here! (Pirates of Caribbean music and photo of Davy Jones)
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No more complicated but what?
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The guy he wants to make a omega beard
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Wait and if he just i dyed it he give me the tune?
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We will do as dyes
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Oh no not clearly
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Ok dude we will do it to perfection it is party
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Wait guy there, he was given an egg trick
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Hold on there, it's abused likeness
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$ 176 you are insincere Mr.
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Okay I admit it has no style * laugh *
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It looks like a smiley dance the fucking beard
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YEAH this great barber
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That bah is on this excellent joke of sh * t
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This video ends. I hope you liked it
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If the case does not hesitate to love him as usual
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Frankly it's hard mega
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I swear, this is harder than what this game Dark Souls whore
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I thinked cut beards and careers in a male branch of the ... Hmmm ...
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... Finally democracy
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and find the key
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So I did all the Kassos do : be Youtuber
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Go and thank you for watching video
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See you soon in a future
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Stay well
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you and your silky smooth beard
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Bye democracy
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Peace
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