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hello I'm from the Australian government
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you know how when you book a flight you
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can pay a little extra money to offset
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your emissions well now imagine that
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your money was actually being spent on
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strippers and coke except the strippers
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are our mates and the coke is gas
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congratulations you're ready to learn
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about our Australian carbon credit units
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let's take a look you see when land
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holders take steps to avoid carbon
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emissions by planting trees or not
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clearing land we reward them with a
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carbon credit for each ton of carbon
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avoided they get one Accu that land
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holder can now sell that Accu to some
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gas company so they can stick a ton of
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carpet into the atmosphere and say
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they're carbon neutral or they can sell
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that Accu back to us so we can say Net
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Zero by 2050 either way everyone's happy
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Australian government
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there's just one tiny problem we may
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have been handing out millions of
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accused for [聽__聽] like paying land
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holders to grow trees that are already
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there not clearing land they were never
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going to clear and growing forests where
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forests can never grow because as you
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can see on this map most of them are in
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the middle of the [聽__聽] desert because
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of this 70 to 80 percent of our accused
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are low Integrity which is another way
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of saying they'll offset approximately
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[聽__聽] all [聽__聽] offsets [聽__聽] offsets are
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great for our mates because the shiter
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our carbon credits are the cheaper they
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are and that means more of them can be
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bought to offset new gas projects and
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keep making the ching ching which is a
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shame because carbon credits could play
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an important role in offsetting
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emissions that are hard to avoid but to
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truly work carbon credits require
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transparency integrity and rigorous
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accounting and you know we care about
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transparency when we put Angus in charge
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of this gig the guy who gave us forged
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documents fake social media profiles and
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a Cayman Island registered company we
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bought water off at Double the going
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price without tender and to ensure the
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Integrity bit we have an assurance
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committee chaired by a leading expert
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well it was until the experts started
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asking too many questions so so Angus
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replaced him with this fossil fuel
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lobbyist and alongside him to ensure the
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rigorous accounting part we also hide
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the guy who's dodgy modeling we used to
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bring you [聽__聽] fear campaigns and
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those Kyoto carryover credit we even
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hired the former CEO of origin to review
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our carbon credits cool and normal
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what's next you might ask let gas
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companies earn accused too why that's
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exactly what we're doing with Santos
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which will be earning credits for
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capturing its own emissions with ccs
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except as we've seen CCS captures [聽__聽]
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all [聽__聽] off says we're making it so
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easy to earn our cues pretty soon we'll
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run out of space to plant trees that are
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already there that's why we're exporting
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this [聽__聽] show to the whole indo-pacific
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with help from Woodside you know the
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Pricks who robbed him or less there of
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its resources Fiji and PNG have already
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signed up for the next kick in the face
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colonialism where we pay poor Nations
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who've begged us to stop digging up
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fossil fuels to help us dig up even more
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fossil fuels so to sum up you pay for
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the carbon credits we make them as [聽__聽]
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as possible so our mates can buy them
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for peanuts to offset their emissions so
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more gas basins get drilled emissions
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keep Rising our neighbors get screwed
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again and your town gets flooded again
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but hey Net Zero by 2050 what's that
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labor will fix this route if it wins the
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election oh sweetheart labors relying on
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carbon credits to meet a fifth of its
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own emission reduction Target so unless
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it calls for a full inquiry into this
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[聽__聽] Buffet the next government will not
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only inherit it from us but also keep
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feeding it to you Australian government
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authorized by the department for
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regulatory State capture
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[Music]
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thank you
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