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Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman - SNL - YouTube
Channel: Saturday Night Live
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>> THIS IS "BLACK JEOPARDY."
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>> YEAH, ALL RIGHT, WHAT UP?
WHAT UP?
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WHAT UP?
WELCOME TO "BLACK JEOPARDY."
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THE ONLY JEOPARDY WHERE OUR
PRIZE MONEY IS PAID IN
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INSTALLMENTS.
I'M YOUR HOST, DARNELL HAYES.
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TODAY'S CONTESTANTS ARE SHANICE.
>> HEY.
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>> RASHAD.
>> WHAT'S CRACKIN?
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>> AND, OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING.
ALL THE WAY FROM WAKANDA IT'S
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T'CHALLA.
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>> GREETINGS DARNELL.
I AM A BIG FAN OF THIS PROGRAM.
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>> BOY THIS MIGHT BE THE
BLACKEST, "BLACK JEOPARDY" YET.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
OUR CATEGORIES.
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WE GOT, GROWN ASS.
AW, HELL NO.
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FID'NA.
GIRL, BYE.
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I AIN'T GOT IT.
AND AS ALWAYS, WHITE PEOPLE.
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ALL RIGHT.
SHANICE, YOU'RE OUR RETURNING
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CHAMP.
YOU PICK.
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>> OKAY, LET'S GO TO AW, HELL NO
FOR A HUNDRED.
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>> OKAY, THE ANSWER THERE, YOUR
BARBER HAS A TWO HOUR WAIT.
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BUT HE SAYS THERE IS AN EMPTY
CHAIR YOU CAN USE UP FRONT.
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RASHAD.
>> WHAT IS AW, HELL NO, THERE'S
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A REASON YOUR CHAIR EMPTY.
>> YOU DAMN RIGHT.
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YOU DAMN RIGHT THERE IS.
YOU GONNA END UP LOOKING LIKE
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THE WEEKND.
ALL RIGHT, RASHAD, THE BOARD IS
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YOURS?
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO WITH
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FID'NA FOR $200.
>> ALL RIGHT.
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THEY FID'NA TAKE PRAYER OUT OF
SCHOOL.
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SHANICE.
>> WHAT IS AND THEY WONDER WHY
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EVERYBODY PREGNANT?
>> YES, YES, EXACTLY.
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YEAH.
BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU KICK
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JESUS OUT OF YOUR HOUSE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, IT'S YOUR PICK
SHANICE.
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>> LET'S STICK WITH FID'NA FOR
$400.
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>> ALL RIGHT, THE ANSWER.
THIS IS THE REASON YOUR CABLE
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BILL IS IN YOUR GRANDMAMA'S
NAME.
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OH, T'CHALLA.
>> WHAT IS TO HONOR HER AS THE
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FOUNDATION OF THE FAMILY.
>> HMM.
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THAT'S REALLY NICE.
IT'S WRONG.
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BUT IT'S REALLY NICE.
ANYBODY ELSE?
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THE REASON YOUR CABLE BILL IS IN
YOUR GRANDMAMA'S NAME?
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SHANICE?
>> WHAT IS CAUSE I'M FID'NA TO
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GET'S CAR AND I DON'T NEED ALL
THAT ON MY CREDIT.
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>> YES, I FEEL YOU.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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I FEEL YOU.
AND YOUR GRANDMAMA AIN'T GOING
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TO NEED THAT GOOD CREDIT TOO
MUCH LONGER.
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ALL RIGHT, SHANICE, YOUR PICK.
>> LET'S GO TO I AIN'T GOT IT
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FOR $200.
ALL RIGHT.
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THE LADY FROM SALLIE MAE SAYS
YOUR STUDENT LOAN IS PAST DUE.
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RASHAD.
>> WHAT IS I AIN'T GOT IT
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BECAUSE I DIED.
YOU ARE TALKING TO A GHOST.
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>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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YEAH, YOU CAN'T BILL WHAT AIN'T
THERE.
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JUST ASK WESLEY SNIPES, AM I
RIGHT T'CHALLA?
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>> I DON'T KNOW THIS ONE.
>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MAN.
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YOU'LL GET THERE.
RASHAD, IT'S YOUR PICK.
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>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO TO AW,
HELL NO FOR $400.
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>> OKAY.
THE AIRLINE SAYS THEY WANT TO
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CHARGE YOU $25 TO CHECK YOUR
BAG.
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SHANICE.
>> WHAT IS AW, HELL NO, LOOKS
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LIKE I AM GOING TO FLY TO
JAMAICA WITH
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A 50 POUND SUITCASE IN MY LAP.
>> YOU DAMN RIGHT.
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YEAH, YOU DAMN RIGHT.
AND I DARE THE STEWARDESS TO SAY
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SOMETHING.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S KEEP GOING.
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>> LET'S STAY WITH GROWN ASS FOR
$600.
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OKAY, YOU SEND
SEND YOUR SMART ASS CHILD HERE
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BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHE GROWN.
T'CHALLA.
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>> WHAT IS TO ONE OF OUR FREE
UNIVERSITIES WHERE SHE CAN APPLY
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HER INTELLIGENCE AND PERHAPS ONE
DAY BECOME A GREAT SCIENTIST.
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>> OKAY.
WELL, THE ANSWER WE WAS LOOKING
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FOR WAS, OUT MY DAMN HOUSE.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I AM GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU
T'CHALLA.
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I MEAN, Y'ALL MIGHT NOT NO MEAN
STREETS IN WAKANDA.
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ALL RIGHT, THE BOARD IS YOURS.
>> VERY WELL.
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LET'S GO TO AW HELL NAH FOR
$800.
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>> THE POLICE MANS SAYS THERE
HAVE BEEN ROBBERIES IN YOUR
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NEIGHBORHOOD, AND ASKS DO YOU
HAVE INFORMATION.
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>> WHAT IS, NOT ONLY DO I TELL
THIS MAN WHAT I KNOW BUT I ALSO
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ASSIST HIM IN TRACKING DOWN THE
OFFENDER.
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AFTERALL OUR MINISTERS OF LAW
ENFORCEMENT ARE ONLY HERE TO
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PROTECT US.
IS THIS CORRECT?
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>> IT SHOULD BE.
BUT, OH.
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YOU AIN'T SPEND MUCH TIME HERE
IN AMERICA.
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LET'S JUST HEAR ABOUT TODAY'S
PRIZES.
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JOHNNY.
>> THANKS, DARNELL.
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TODAY'S "BLACK JEOPARDY" WINNER
WILL RECEIVE UESTA HOLD
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MARGARINE.
VERSATILE PLASTIC CONTAINERS
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THAT USED TO HOLD MARGARINE.
PUT WHATEVER YOU WANT IN THEM.
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AND WELL DONE STEAKS.
IF I SEE A SPEC OF RED IT'S
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GOING BACK.
YOU BETTER COOK MY FOOD WITH
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WELL DONE STEAK.
AND BY SPRITE.
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HOW DID WE BECOME THE BLACK
SODA?
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WE DON'T KNOW.
SPRITE.
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BACK TO YOU, DARNELL.
I DO LOVE SPRITE.
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ALL RIGHT.
T'CHALLA, THE BOARD IS YOURS.
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>> OKAY.
I AM READY.
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LET'S GO TO WHITE PEOPLE FOR
$400.
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>> OKAY, LET'S TRY IT.
YOUR FRIEND KAREN BRINGS HER
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POTATO SALAD TO YOUR COOKOUT.
UH-OH, T'CHALLA.
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>> I THINK I AM GETTING THE HANG
OF THIS.
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BUT BEFORE I ANSWER.
I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS.
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THIS WOMAN, KAREN, SHE IS
CAUCASIAN, YEA?
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>> YES.
>> AND SHE HAS HER OWN RECIPE
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FOR POTATO SALAD, YES?
>> YEAH.
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>> OH, I UNDERSTAND.
IT IS NOBLE THAT SHE WOULD
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VOLUNTEER TO COOK FOR EVERYONE.
AND ALTHOUGH I HAVE NEVER HAD
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POTATO SALAD.
>> YEAH, OF COURSE.
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>> I SENSE THAT THIS WHITE WOMAN
DOES NOT SEASON HER FOOD.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> AND IF SHE DOES, IT IS ONLY
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WITH A TINY BIT OF SALT.
>> THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
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>> AND NO PAPRIKA.
>> YES, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
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>> AND SHE WILL PROBABLY ADD
SOMETHING UNNECESSARY LIKE,
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RAISINS.
>> I KNOW, RIGHT.
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>> SO -- SO, SOMETHING TELLS ME
THAT I SHOULD SAY.
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>> SAY IT.
>> AW, HELL NO, KAREN.
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KEEP YOUR BLAND ASS POTATO SALAD
TO YOURSELF.
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[ DINGING ]
>> YOU GOT IT!
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YOU GOT IT T'CHALLA!
>> OH.
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>> IN THE FACE.
>> YES.
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>> BLACK PANTHER, WELCOME TO
BLACK JEOPARDY.
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♪♪♪
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>> HOW MANY SQUARE FEET IS THAT?
>> FOR THREE BEDROOMS.
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>> WHAT A DEAL?
>> OH, WELL, THE SOUND OF WHITE
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PEOPLE SHOPPING NEARBY FOR REAL
ESTATE MEANS THE FUN IS OVER.
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SO, LET'S TAKE A BREAK.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL PLAY
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
BLACK JEOPARDY.
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