Friends: Celebrate Labor Day With The Friends (Mashup) | TBS - YouTube

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ISN'T THAT AMAZING?
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( heartbeats)
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WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE SEEING HERE?
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I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK IT'S ABOUT
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TO ATTACK THE ENTERPRISE.
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IF YOU TILT YOUR HEAD TO THE LEFT AND RELAX YOUR EYES
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IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE AN OLD POTATO.
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THEN DON'T DO THAT ALRIGHT OK
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THEN DON'T DO THAT ALRIGHT OK
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♪ They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch ♪
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♪ But soon they'll grow up and resent you so much ♪
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♪ Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why ♪
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♪ And you cry and you cry and you cry ♪
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♪ And you cry and you cry and you.. ♪♪
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- Thanks, Ross. - Yeah. I'm paying you to stop.
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- Okay? - Okay.
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Oh, hi, Phoebe, um..
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...we were just at the drugstore
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um, so we got you a little present.
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Oh. Oh.
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Um, it's a lollipop
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and, uh, a home pregnancy test.
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Hey, don't mix those up.
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You could really ruin that lollipop.
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So, um...you feel like taking a test?
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There's only one question.
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[laughing]
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I'M, UM, PHOEBE BUFFAY
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AND I HAVE BABIES COMING OUT OF ME.
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OKAY. HAVE YOU STARTED HAVING CONTRACTIONS?
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NOT YET. I HEARD THEY REALLY HURT.
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DO THEY HURT?
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OH. WELL...
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OH, MY GOD.
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NOW, WHICH OF YOU IS THE FATHER?
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NO, NONE OF THEM ARE THE FATHER.
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THE FATHER IS MY BROTHER.
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OKAY.
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I AM SO GOING TO MISS
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WATCHING YOU FREAK PEOPLE OUT LIKE THAT.
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WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU; YOU'RE AMAZING.
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I KNOW.
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DOES IT REALLY HURT AS BAD AS THEY SAY?
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YEAH. YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TAKE IT.
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Well, I guess we have some time to kill.
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Yeah.
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Guess so.
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Ooh, check these out.
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Oh...
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Never done this before.
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Yeah, well, it looks great.
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I can't believe this.
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And yet, somehow, it's true.
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I mean, this is so great.
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We're going to be baby buddies.
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( laughs)
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Squeeze your legs together
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and cover the baby's ears.
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Hiya, sweetie.
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Hi. Hi, sweetheart.
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And this is my husband Sid.
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I don't think you've met him.
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Ross, Rachel, this is Sid.
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Hi. Hi.
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I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologist's office.
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Thank God for adult acne, huh?
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( laughs)
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I still can't believe it.
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I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
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Really?
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Mother of God, it's true.
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Chandler Bing!
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( laughs)
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J-Janice.
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Not just Janice.
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Janice in labor.
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Contracting and everything.
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Oh, this should be easy.
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I have a very wide pelvis.
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You remember, Chandler?
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( laughs)
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♪ She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo Vette ♪
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♪ So, fellas ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Fellas ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Has your girlfriend got the butt ♪
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♪ Has your girlfriend got the butt ♪
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♪ Hell yeah ♪ ♪ So shake it ♪
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♪ Shake it ♪ ♪ Shake it ♪
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♪ Shake it ♪ ♪ Shake that nasty butt ♪
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♪ Baby got back ♪
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♪ One more time from the top ♪
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♪ I like big butts and I cannot lie ♪
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♪ You other broth.. ♪♪
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Rachel, please, that is so inappropriate.
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[theme music]
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"Candy and Cookie"?
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Monica got me porn?
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Girl-on-girl porn?
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She really must love me!
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( woman breathing hard)
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MAN: Yeah, just relax.
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I love you, St. Valentine.
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( woman breathing, moaning)
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Whoa, whoa, that's not pretty.
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MAN: Now, push.
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( woman yelling)
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Worst porn ever, worst porn ever!
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( screaming ): Oh, make it stop!
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I am trying.