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Hank vs. Vampires - Talking Tom & Friends | Season 3 Episode 20 - YouTube
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[bell tolls]
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[screams]
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[channel hops]
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-[yawns]
-[knock on door]
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[thunderclap]
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Hello! May I help you?
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Have you ever felt disappointed with...
your television options?
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[evil laugh]
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No. I've never thought about that,
but I'm thinking about it now.
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[clears throat]
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Hank, what are you doing?
Don't talk to a door-to-door salesman.
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Yeah, back off, buddy!
Go peddle your lies somewhere else.
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-Oh, I am dreadfully sorry.
-[bell tolls]
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I merely thought you might be interested
in 500 television channels.
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[gasps] 500 channels?
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Tom, we should hear him out.
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You can't trust a salesman. They'll say
anything to try and make a sale.
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And Tom should know,
because he's basically a salesman!
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Yeah.
Wait, that was a compliment, right?
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-Um...
-Huh! I'll take it as a compliment.
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[whistling tunelessly]
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Hey! Forget my friends.
Here's some money. I need that gizmo!
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Oh, this is a deal
you assuredly will not regret.
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-[thunderclap]
-[evil laugh]
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Why would I, right?
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-[evil laugh]
-Right?
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♪ Wa-oah! ♪
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-[click]
-[Hank] Yeah.
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Mm-hm. [chuckles]
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So, you ignored us and bought
the TV channels from the creepy guy, huh?
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Tom, it's not just TV channels.
It's 500 TV channels!
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Fine, but don't complain when you realize
that you bought a bunch of junk.
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[Ginger] Whoa!
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It says you get VTV, the vampire channel!
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It's so scary,
the Vs in the logo are fangs!
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I'd never be allowed to watch this at home
because I'd have nightmares!
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-Let's watch it!
-Oh, yeah!
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[distant screams]
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Welcome to the 13th season of
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"Vampires Among Us: Fact or Fiction?
It's Fact."
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13th season? I'm not caught up
with the first 12 seasons!
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But before our 13th season premiere,
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we'll have a convenient marathon
of our first 12 seasons.
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-74 hours of learning.
-Ooh!
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This isn't going to be easy, but if I'm
going to be the TV viewer I know I can be
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then I've got a show to marathon!
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[distant screams]
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[TV host] And inside the grave was a bat!
Fact or fiction? It's fact!
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Agh!
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[laughing] That was a good one!
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But it's a school night,
I should probably get going.
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Yeah, OK, good night! I've still got
71 hours of this marathon to go.
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..we have no garlic!
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Vampires can take over a town
without any non-vampires knowing.
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Remember, the greatest weapon
against a vampire is knowledge.
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No one is really safe from vampires.
Not even ghosts.
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Sally didn't believe in vampires.
Too bad vampires believed in her.
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The most dangerous vampires are the ones
closest to us. It could be your spouse.
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-Phew! Don't have to worry about that.
-It could be your best friend/roommate.
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Agh!
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[whimpering]
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[floorboards creaking]
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Uh. Hello?
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[whimpering]
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Agh!
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Hank, we need to talk.
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You've been watching this show
for over a day.
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-You need to take a break.
-I can't do that, Tom.
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There are vampires among us.
I need to stay informed.
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-[TV crackles]
-Let's just go for a walk.
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It's a nice night.
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-No. I'm busy.
-[thunderclap]
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Tom? Where... Where'd you go, Tom?
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Hello? Is anybody there?
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Your own home could be a vampire den,
so you have to look for the signs.
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A house that has vampires
will definitely have no garlic.
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Phew! We have garlic.
Right in the kitchen on our garlic plate--
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Help me, TV! Tell me what to do!
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We'll be back after these short messages
from our sponsors.
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♪ Garlic fries, garlic pies
You know what our food implies ♪
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♪ We love garlic! ♪
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Ooh! Huh?
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-What are you doing?
-It's terrible!
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We're out of garlic!
And Tom was acting weird.
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I think he might be... a vampire.
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That's logical, Hank. After all...
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we are all vampires!
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Agh! It's just like the VTV logo!
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Agh!
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[evil laugh]
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You're just in time for the vampire feast!
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-[bats squeaking, flapping]
-To be the vampire feast!
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[screams]
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Get... No! No!
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Vampires! Vampires among us!
It's fact!
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Agh!
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Oh! No, no, no, no, no!
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Aagh!
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[bats squeaking]
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Aaagh.
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[locks clank]
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Vampire feast! Vampire feast!
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Vampire feast! Vampire feast!
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Vampire feast! Vampire feast!
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OK! Make it quick!
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Vampire feast!
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Eugh! Did you do it yet?
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It seems Hank's too-long TV session
has warped his mind.
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He can't tell fact from fiction.
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Come on, Hank!
There's no such thing as vampires!
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Spoken like a lying vampire!
I've seen the evidence on the show!
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I'm not a lying vampire.
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I know, but contradicting the show's logic
isn't going to work.
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Hm. Maybe what we need to do
is play along.
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[moaning]
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Oh... Huh?
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Welcome back to
"Vampires: Fact or Fiction? It's Fact."
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Ooh! You're back!
Wait. Something's different.
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Uh... No, this is a regular episode
of the show you're watching.
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Oh, good.
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Today's episode
is our most important one ever.
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It's about...
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the slayer - the one person who can defeat
the vampire menace forever!
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And that slayer's name is Hank!
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[gasps] Could I be the--
No, it's probably a different Hank.
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It's easy to know
if you're Hank the Slayer!
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Vampire slayers
are great at untying ropes.
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-[snipping]
-Huh?
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Slayers also bear an image of
vampire fangs on the back of their hand.
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I never saw that before.
So maybe I really am the slayer!
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Yes, there you go.
That's what we were going for.
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-You're the one who can save the world.
-Ha-ha! Once and for all!
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[inspirational rock music playing]
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[grunting, straining]
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Yeah!
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Wa! Ha! Ya!
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I'd like to order garlic fries,
extra garlic, hold the fries.
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OK, TV show.
I hope you were right about me.
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Vampires, show yourselves!
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[hissing, snarling]
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It's time to raise the stakes.
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Aagh!
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Aagh! My weakness!
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[moaning]
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[hissing]
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No, no, no!
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[roars]
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It will not be so easy
to defeat Thoma-cula.
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-Ha-ha!
-No!
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Ooh, ah!
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Three down. One to go.
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[Ginger] Well done, Slayer,
but you can't defeat the master vampire.
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Me! Ha-ha-ha!
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The oldest of the bloodsuckers
shall take the form of a child.
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Classic vampire thing!
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[Hank roars]
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[spooky organ music]
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Aagh!
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Whoa!
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Take that!
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Hank! No!
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[Hank] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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-Ha-ha!
-How could you do this to me?
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We watched the vampire show together!
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It was all my plan
to reveal you as a slayer.
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So I could slay you!
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Good plan.
Except I watched episode 18
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and I know the vampire's
greatest weakness.
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-Sunlight!
-[screams] No!
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I'm turning to dust!
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I will return.
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No, I won't! I'm gone for good.
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And so are all other vampires
in this town.
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They die when the master vampire dies!
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Bleeeeeegh.
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-[panting] I did it. I saved the world.
-[birdsong]
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[snoring]
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[snoring]
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Ah.
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-Huh? There he is!
-Hank!
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Whoa! You won't believe
the crazy dream I just had!
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That wasn't a dream.
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You watched way too much of that TV show
about vampires and you went nuts.
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Oh, that makes sense. No more vampires.
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From now on, I'm only going
to watch shows about zombies!
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[everyone] No, no!
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[Ben] Give me that!
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[evil laugh]
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