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I've never seen something like this.
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Yeah so this happened
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Must have been fun, right?
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Yeah man. What a sport, I have become a fan
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Since I have come I have been
watching a match everyday on Sony Six
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It would have been more
fun if it was in Hindi
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It comes on Ten 3, bro.
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Wow wow wow! Speak to Bhuvan even
his results are going to come
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I dont want to talk
Congratulate him!
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Why are you getting so happy?
- Congratulate him!
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Hey man, congratulations!
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-tell him it's a big deal
to get a job like this
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and getting a job like this is a big deal
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-All that is fine, tell
him its a big deal to
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get a job like this I
just told him that!-
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And Uncle Auntie must be so proud right?
Even my dad is really happy
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And in this happiness he hasn't
eaten in the last two-three days
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Are you mad?!
Hello, Sonu?
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Don't listen to him. He kids around
Keep growing like this
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Make your parents name proud
May you "risee" and "shinee"
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-Rise and Shine
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Okay Sonu, bye!
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Dont force me into conversations like this
What's up!
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One of my relatives' son is
finally standing on his feet
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Why how many years was he on a wheelchair?
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He got a job!
-So?
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What do you mean by "so"
Uncle so many people get a job everyday
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Exactly!
- Of Rs 30lakhs pa?
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Rs30 lakh?!
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Yeah, Rs 30 lakh pa You kids also
study hard so that you get such a job
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Uncle don't worry about us
We think in crores not lakhs
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Who is "we"
Both of us
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Your father is businessman,
you can dream like
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His father is me and
even in my dreams I see Rs 50 notes
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And even you start
studying hard so I can get
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tired saying thank you
thank you on the phone
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Why you don't get calls on your birthday?
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Hello, Mr Verma? My relative's son
got such a nice job, I am so happy.
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Where did he get a job?
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I don't know man, these relatives
have messed my head up
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Till now they haven't wished
me once on my birthday
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But to boast about their achievements
They call us immediately
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And my parents are so naive that they think
people are sharing their joy with us
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But I know that they are saying that their
kids are so smart and we are so dumb
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This is why I always say- If a house is a
temple then relatives are slipper- thieves
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No no no, you are in my country
and I would love to host you.
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Tonight at 8, okay!
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Who is coming tonight?
My friend from Paris
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She wants to see the 7 wonders of the world
So I'll be showiing her the first tonight
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Oho, so you're going to Agra to show
her the Taj Mahal - No, my house.
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Bancho tell him something, unnecessarily
he is stressing about the future.
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What else to do! All my
cousins have got jobs
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and the sword is already
hanging over my head
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Did you know Steve Jobs, Sachin Tendulkar
and Pankaj Ahuja are all drop-outs?
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Who is Pankaj Ahuja?
-My neighbour
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He didn't study at all in college because
he wanted to do something different
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So he started protecting people's money
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Everyday he sits in AC and
he has power in his hands
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What does he do?!
He is a security gaurd in an ATM
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and he guards other people's money
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He sits under the AC all day and the
bank has given him a gun for power
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Atleast he is doing something dangerous
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Then you sit in front of a public toilet
You'll earn Rs5 per shit
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No men's toilet stinks!
-As if your dick smells of roses
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I don't know what will happen to me
I'm doing brazzers.com instead of B.Com
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-Oh yes!!!!!!!
Did you see the latest?
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Which?
-the one with the secretary...
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Oye! we are having a serious discussion!
Why are you lusting?
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And what are you going to do? I'm gonna
do something that the world will remember
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Debt is bad!
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-DJ and rapper
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You'll become a DJ and rapper?d
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I have made my first track also
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Listen up yo!
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Every mothafucka sa ni
dha pa in the house
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Your daddy is here!
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Hands up!
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Dumbshit, you've come to steal a bank?
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Cooperate man
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My name is Banchod Das
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Going to study BA Pass.
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Best of 4 , otherwise I'll be history
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if nothing works out, I'll be destroyed.
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i have many many cars
like Lamborghini and GTR
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I save drowning girls
so I can give them CPR
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Everyday only parties and video games
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If you lose in FiFa, you
should die in shame.
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Everynight we'll play "Swa la la la"
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Lunch and dinner, I'll be BD Tikkiwala
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<i>All my friends are really useless</i>
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<i>Good for nothing and unworthy,</i>
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<i>One is behind a girl, trying to be funny.</i>
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<i>The other one is Vasant Kunj's Bugs Bunny.</i>
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<i>Out of all of them, I'm
the only heart throb.</i>
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<i>Whenever I come, everyone
says "Oh My God".</i>
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<i>Be aware of me, all you fuckers!</i>
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************
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*************
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What happened?
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Its not good?
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"Vasant Kunj's Bugs Bunny"?
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I just wrote that line for the sake of it.
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I'll rip your skin off with
these only, delete that line.
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Delete your entire profession. What
is this GTR, CPR. Are you mad?
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So then what do I do?
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Archeology.
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No man, my ex-girlfriend
used to do that, because
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she had a habit of digging
up my old sayings.
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Should we become Chartered Accountants?
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No way, fucker! If we start
studying for it now, we'd still
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be giving exams by the time
you become a grand father.
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There's a Chartered Accountant who
lives in my building. He's gone for a
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honeymoon four times since his marriage,
but still doesn't have a kid.
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I said, "That's some very
good family planning."
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He says,"I don't have the habit for
clearing in the third or fourth attempt."
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Lets become lawyers.
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Its not that easy.
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We just have to wear a black coat,
tell two lies here and two lies there.
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I'll show you.
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I'll be a defense lawyer.
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You'll be opposing lawyer.
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And you'll be the judge, okay?
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Let the proceedings begin.
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This clearly proves my Lord
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That Anita entered
Vikram's house under the
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influence, and tried to get
him under her control.
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Objection your honor! They're
trying to defame my client.
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Over ruled.
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Even after Vikram saying
no a million times, Anita
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tried to seduce him, give
him love bites all over.
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Objestion your honour!
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Over ruled.
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With her sexy eyes, she
tried to turn on Vikram.
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Objection your honour!
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Over ruled.
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She even forcefully took Vikram
to the bed, and opened his belt.
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Objection your...
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Over ruled!
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Fucker, trying to spoil
my mood, throw him out!
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Who made you a lawyer? Bloody idiot!
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This is cheating man.
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Its even more scarier than this.
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Okay fine, name me India's
biggest two lawyers.
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Arshad Warsi ...
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Idiot, not from the movies.
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You let it be.
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Will you guys work with me?
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Its quite interesting.
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What?
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You already know, my grand
father has a strip club.
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Yeah, Nagna Avastha Strip Club.
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Fifty thousand salary every month,
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Two holidays every week.
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Parties everyday.
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Booze.
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And a lot of action.
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What will we have to do, fucker?
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Whichever hot girls come to the club
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You'll have to clean their puke.
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Are you stupid?!
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These kind of days have come?
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Studied so much for my exams,
only to clean others' puke.
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Babli sir just called, he's
asked us to meet him tomorrow.
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Why?
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Both of you have topped in the exam.
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What?!
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Brother!
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So as I was saying, to clean the puke...
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Now we don't need small jobs like this!
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Even I'll get a package of 30 lakhs now.
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We'll open a start up. Get a
funding in crores from investors.
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From bottom.
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You'll swell up with pride now dad, that
you'll wear a blouse instead of a vest.
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From bottom.
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My private jet will fly
from over this house.
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From bottom.
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No dad, from the top.
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Both of you have topped, from the bottom.
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What?
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Babli sir has called us tomorrow.
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No!
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"We'll get funding."
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Get funding from people walking on
the streets, for one or two rupees.
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You'll beg at the traffic signals.
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"We'll get a package of 30 lakhs."
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You've spoilt my name everywhere.
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Brother
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To clean up the vomit
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You'll give a mop with a handle,
or we'll have to sit and do it?
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