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Elon Musk Monologue - SNL - YouTube
Channel: Saturday Night Live
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ELON MUSK!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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鈾櫔
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>> THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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IT'S AN HONOR TO BE HOSTING
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"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
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I MEAN THAT.
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SOMETIMES AFTER I SAY SOMETHING
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I HAVE TO SAY "I MEAN THAT."
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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SO PEOPLE REALLY KNOW THAT I
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MEAN IT ALREADY
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THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T ALWAYS
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HAVE A LOT OF INTONATION OR
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VARIATION IN HOW I SPEAK.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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WHICH I'M TOLD MAKES FOR GREAT
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COMEDY.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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I'M ACTUALLY MAKING HISTORY
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TONIGHT AS THE FIRST PERSON WITH
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ASPERGER'S TO HOST "SNL."
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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OR AT LEAST THE FIRST TO ADMIT
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IT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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SO I WON'T MAKE A LOT OF EYE
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CONTACT WITH THE CAST TONIGHT.
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BUT DON'T WORRY, I'M PRETTY GOOD
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AT RUNNING "HUMAN" IN EMULATION
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MODE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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I'D FIRST LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU
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MY VISION FOR THE FUTURE.
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I BELIEVE IN A RENEWABLE
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ENERGY FUTURE.
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I BELIEVE THAT HUMANITY MUST
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BECOME A MULTI-PLANET,
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SPACE-FARING CIVILIZATION.
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THOSE SEEM LIKE EXCITING GOALS,
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DON'T THEY?
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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I THINK IF I JUST POSTED THAT ON
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TWITTER, I'D BE FINE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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BUT I ALSO WRITE THINGS LIKE,
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69 DAYS AFTER 4/20 AGAIN, HA HA.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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I DON'T KNOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS
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FUNNY, THAT'S WHY I WROTE "HA
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HA" AT THE END.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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LOOK, I KNOW I SOMETIMES SAY OR
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POST STRANGE THINGS BUT THAT'S
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JUST HOW MY BRAIN WORKS.
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TO ANYONE I'VE OFFENDED, I JUST
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WANT TO SAY, I REINVENTED
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ELECTRIC CARS, AND I'M SENDING
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PEOPLE TO MARS ON A ROCKET SHIP.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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DID YOU THINK I WAS ALSO GOING
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TO BE A CHILL, NORMAL DUDE?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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A LOT OF TIMES PEOPLE ARE
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REDUCED TO THE DUMBEST THING
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THEY EVER DID.
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LIKE, ONE TIME I SMOKED WEED ON
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JOE ROGAN'S PODCAST.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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AND NOW ALL I HEAR ALL THE TIME
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IS, "ELON MUSK, ALL HE EVER DOES
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IS SMOKE WEED ON PODCASTS."
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LIKE I GO FROM PODCAST TO
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PODCAST LIGHTING UP JOINTS.
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IT HAPPENED ONCE.
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IT'S LIKE REDUCING O.J. SIMPSON
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TO "MURDERER."
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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IT HAPPENED ONE TIME!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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FUN FACT.
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O.J. ALSO HOSTED THIS SHOW IN
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'79.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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AND AGAIN IN '96.
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KILLED BOTH TIMES.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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ONE REASON I'VE ALWAYS LOVED
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"SNL" IS BECAUSE IT'S GENUINELY
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LIVE.
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A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE
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THAT.
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WE'RE ACTUALLY LIVE RIGHT NOW.
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WHICH MEANS I CAN SAY SOMETHING
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TRULY SHOCKING.
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LIKE, I DRIVE A PRIUS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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"SNL" IS ALSO A GREAT WAY TO
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LEARN SOMETHING NEW ABOUT THE
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HOST.
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FOR EXAMPLE, THIS IS MY SON'S
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NAME.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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IT'S PRONOUNCED "CAT RUNNING
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ACROSS KEYBOARD."
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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ANOTHER THING PEOPLE WANT TO
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KNOW IS, WHAT WAS I LIKE AS A
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KID?
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THE ANSWER IS, PRETTY MUCH THE
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SAME AS NOW, BUT SMALLER.
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BUT WE CAN ALSO ASK MY MOTHER,
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WHO IS HERE TONIGHT.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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HER NAME IS MAYE, LIKE THE
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MONTH, BUT WITH AN "E" AT THE
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END.
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>> THANKS FOR SPELLING MY NAME,
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ELON.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> MOM, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I
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WAS 12 AND I CREATED MY OWN
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VIDEO GAME CALLED "BLAST STAR"
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ABOUT A SPACESHIP THAT BATTLES
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ALIENS?
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>> I DO.
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I REMEMBER THEY PAID YOU $500.
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BUT YOU WERE TOO YOUNG TO OPEN A
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BANK ACCOUNT SO I HAD TO OPEN
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ONE FOR YOU.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT, WHAT EVER
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HAPPENED TO THAT BANK ACCOUNT?
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>> THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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YOU TURNED THAT VIDEO GAME ABOUT
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SPACE INTO REALITY.
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>> UNLESS YOU CONSIDER THAT OUR
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REALITY MAY BE A VIDEO GAME AND
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WE'RE ALL JUST COMPUTER
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SIMULATIONS BEING PLAYED BY A
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TEENAGER ON ANOTHER PLANET.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> THAT'S GREAT, ELON.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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WELL.
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BREAK A LEG TONIGHT.
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I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.
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>> LOVE YOU TOO, MOM.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> AND I'M EXCITED FOR MY
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MOTHER'S DAY GIFT.
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I JUST HOPE IT'S NOT DOGECOIN?
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>> IT IS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR
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YOU TONIGHT.
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MILEY CYRUS IS HERE.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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SO STICK AROUND AND WE'LL BE
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RIGHT BACK!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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