Friends: Phoebe Goes On a Date With The Restaurant Health Inspector (Season 5 Clip) | TBS - YouTube

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Wow, Monica, if every restaurant were as clean as yours
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it'd be a tough time making a living.
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[laughs] Oh, Larry.
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So, um, do health inspectors work on commission?
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No. Bribes.
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[laughs]
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It's okay to laugh, right?
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Yeah. I was just kidding.
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Okay. Ha, ha, ha.
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I'm gonna check the kitchen floor.
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Okay. Knock yourself out, Larry.
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- Yum-my. - Larry?
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Oh, yeah. I'd let him check out my kitchen floor.
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[both laugh]
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A 98.
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I deducted two points because
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you're not wearing your chef's hat
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and that is a Section 5 violation.
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Oh! Now, look, Larry, honey.
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Um, I wrote the book on Section 5
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and I know that you don't have to wear your hat
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unless you're in the kitchen.
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And where is your hat?
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It's in the kitchen. I'll go get it.
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Ah, there's the two points.
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[gasps] Ah.
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Hey, you should really read that book you wrote.
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Wow.
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You saw the hat in the kitchen
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and you knew she'd have
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to go in there hatless to get it.
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You could have your own, you know
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health inspector detective show.
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Well, I don't know about that.
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Yeah, but then I could be your sidekick, Vunda.
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Maybe, uh, Vunda could give me her number
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and I could ask her to dinner sometime.
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Okay, she would love that, you know
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since you know all the clean places to eat.
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- I-I'll call you. - Okay.
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Oh.
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He's so funny. Whoa. Oh.
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You look beautiful this evening.
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[chuckles]
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Show me the badge again.
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[giggling]
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Shiny.
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Oh, you mind if I wash up
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'cause I came straight from work
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and who knows where these babies have been?
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[laughing] You are just nonstop.
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- We're outta here. - W-why?
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Just walking past the kitchen
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I saw ten violations.
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I am shutting this place down.
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You have the power to do that?
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This does.
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Shut it down.
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, you ready for dinner?
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- Ooh, absolutely. - Great.
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And you want to go to the Italian place down
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on Bleecker Street, right?
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Ooh, I love that place.
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So, no.
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Oh, how about Mama Lezotti's?
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Ugh.
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Sure.
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I don't know how long that milk has been sitting out.
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Oh, no. No, this place is totally healthy.
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That, this milk is mine.
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I bought this today 'cause I was thirsty for milk, you know.
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Hm-mm.
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Okay, let's go.
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Hey, buddy.
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You familiar with the, uh, Section 11B of the health code
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that requires all refuse material
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to be taken out of the back exit?
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Uh, but, then I'd have to go
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all the way around the dry cleaner place.
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Oh, so you're saying that you choose
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convenience over health?
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Okay, stop, Larry..
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Okay, can't you just be Larry
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and not Larry the health inspector guy?
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You know, I mean, it was really exciting
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at first, but now, it's like
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okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?
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Well, I suppose I could give him a warning.
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Thank you.
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Okay. Go, go, go!
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Uff! Now, if, after dinner, you still, like
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really need to bust someone
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I know a hot-dog vendor who picks his nose.
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[chuckles]
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[instrumental music]