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Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we are playing The Walking Dead

I must warn you I am sick myself today. My throat's a bit at me

So I'm pretty close to being the walking dead myself. All I'd need to be is dead on the inside. And uh, oh

Oh, look at that. I'm dead there too -

All right, let me try this whole thing again. Hey there friends, how's it going. I'm the walking dead

Alright, you know what? Let's just play

If you've seen me play games before you probably already know, but my goal is to be an absolute ass when I play this game

I just want to be the worst person to everyone. No one will escape me being a dick

Everyone will get their fair share of abuse.

I've never played these games as like just a complete ass

I don't know

It's kind of difficult because the characters-- it's hard to not be sympathetic to them

And the main character is such a nice guy. Like, he's supposed to be nice

It's kind of difficult, but we'll see how nasty we can be.

Police officer: Well, I reckon you didn't do it then

Kevin: I don't want to talk to this guy

Police: Huh. Nope, definitely not.

Kevin: All right, let me go then just leave me out

Just pull over and I'll hop right out if you don't think I did it

Police: Mmm, but you don't talk too much, do ya

Kevin: If only you knew the real me. I never shut up

Police: You wanna know how I see it?

Kevin: Not really to be honest. I don't wanna

Lee: Not really

Kevin: He picked up on that. I would hope so, I said it right to him

Police: Could be you just married the wrong woman

Kevin: Well, I didn't ask for relationship advice. Yeah, fek you dude. I don't want to talk to you

Kevin: Oh, come on be an ass. Let-- let me have this one. I'm like the devil on his shoulder pretty much

Kevin: Dude? There's someone on the road. I know how this stuff ends up.

Lee: Oh shit!

[Kevin laughs]

Kevin: I panicked. I didn't know what to say. I just looked at the guy on the road for ages and then scream

Lee: Thirsty

[Lee screams]

Kevin: What?

Lee: Fuck, my leg

Kevin: Oh, okay. I thought he was just extremely thirsty

[Kevin laughs]

Kevin: He was just like 'thirsty, ah'

Kevin: This is an extreme thirst.

Lee: Hey! Hey officer! Are you alright?

Kevin: Dude, does he look alright? Look at him. What happened there? Thirsty again?

Kevin: Ah, Jesus

Kevin: Back up back up. Okay, back up. Oh my god. He's a fast little fucker, isn't he

Kevin: Alright grab the gun, grab the gun. We already have the bullet. Come on. Yeah, we got the bullet. Oh my god

Kevin: Are you serious?

Lee: Don't make me do this

[Gunshot]

Kevin: No, don't tell on yourself, dude, we gotta get out of here.

Kevin: Oh my god, I'm so stupid.

Kevin: Man, I remember when this game came out. It was like the bee's knees

Everyone was talking about it. It was so hyped and to be fair, with good reason

I know they kinda got repetitive but this game was feckin amazing when it came out.

Lee: Help!

Kevin: Alright, keep it down now

Kevin: We're-- we're still, you know, running from zombies and all that. Just just calm down

Lee: There's somethin going on

Kevin: You reckon?

Kevin: Maybe I shouldn't have made fun of that officer for picking up on something obvious because my guy doesn't seem to be picking up on anything

Kevin: Alright, let's get started. We're gonna cook up--

Kevin: Oh my god. I'm so stupid. I've spent half the game just falling over

Kevin: Welcome back to Baking Bad. We're gonna cook some...

Kevin: Some pretzels or maybe some pizza.

Kevin: Ah, finally my thirst was quenched

Kevin: Oh, they can stay inside the lines. I've been practicing for years. Or no, wait. They're outside the lines there. Nope, never mind

Kevin: I could replace this guy

Kevin: Yeah, I can be him now.

Lee: Hello?

Clem: You need to be quiet.

Kevin: Gotta agree with the kid here. You've been screaming in her backyard, giving her away

Kevin: Where did she come from? Like, I checked everywhere.

Kevin: Oh unless she was in the microwave. I didn't check the microwave. Rookie mistake

Kevin: Oh my god, again? What is it with me and falling over? I just can't do anything right

Kevin: Oh my god. Oh, she's got a hammer, good. End me. I'm not able for this world.

Kevin: Like zombies aside, I just can't stop falling over.

Clem: Here!

Kevin: No, I'm gonna keep kicking her.

Kevin: Yeah, I can actually handle zombies pretty good. It's just like slopes,

slippery stuff, and generally any obstacle that uh, that will defeat me. But zombies? Not a problem

Lee: Hey, man

Kevin: Alright don't startle them, come on. Why is Chet not helping? Chet? Chet, come on

Kevin: Dude, I don't even remember you, you're gonna die

Kevin: Come on, help me. May as well do something good first

Kevin: Like do anything

Kevin: You don't have to help with the car. Even the kid is helping with the car.

Kevin: Alright, good. We're out of here. I can start being a dick to people now

Kevin: That's all I want to do

Lee: I watched a man let himself get run over without blinking an eye

Kevin: That doesn't really mean anything. He wasn't even looking at the car

Kevin: It's really hot and swelling. Just beg for him to shoot me.

Kevin: Feck isn't. Can I use feck?

Kevin: Oh, this kid. I can't wait to let you die

Kevin: He's got a point I do fall over a lot.

Kevin and Clem: Thanks

Kevin: Oh you're talking to her? Damn it

Kevin: You know what? I'm going straight over and I'm gonna help them with that fence. Help them die

Kevin: God bless this man's patience

Lee: You've got to do what you can to survive.

Kevin: Yup

Kevin: We'll see how you feel about that again after an hour with Duck.

Lee: Things were bad before

Lee: Bad now, but they're different, you see?

Kevin: Alright, we're getting a bit too deep in. I'm just getting angry for no reason

Kevin: No, I don't want to.

Kevin: I'm sure as hell not gonna help whoever's out there now because I'm angry at you.

Kevin: Oh my god, I actually hopped over something. I didn't fall over

Kevin, as Duck screams: Look what you've done, Duck

Kevin: Good. I'm not saying it's a good thing. It's just karma is the healthy

Kevin: Okay

Kevin: Okay, I just didn't do anything

Kevin: I'm not gonna do anything. You shouldn't either. Yeah, run. Good boy.

Kevin: He's like 'goddamn it.' This is the only player who's never helped me

[Kevin laughing] Kevin: Jesus Christ. He's gonna be pissed

Kevin: See, you shouldn't have been mean to me, Hershel. Your son paid the price for you calling me out and being an ass

[Duck screaming]

Kevin: Duck will you stop screaming it's over.

[High-pitched scream from Duck]

Kevin: Oh my god. Is he still screaming?

Kevin: Oh my god, will you stop

Hershel: Get out.

Kevin: Give me one good reason.

Kevin: Yeah, well you shouldn't have called me out

Lee: I was worried about the boy

Kevin: I didn't do anything for him either

Kevin: He's eating him. He's one of them.

Kevin: So is Kenny also gonna be pissed? Because I didn't try and help his son either

Kevin: I've never done nothin.

Kevin: Oh, drugs!

Kevin: Yeah, they look friendly I'm sure they'll help us out. Small town like this, the locals are always nice

Kevin: Oh my god don't start screaming again. I can't handle it

[Loud, high-pitched scream]

Lady onscreen: They would have died out there.

Kevin: I'll swear all I want. Lee: Well you don't have to be a bitch about it.

Kevin: Oh god. It's getting heated

Kevin: There's so much swearing all of a sudden

Kevin: Yeah, I support this guy.

Lee: It's either him or your son. I say it's him

Kevin: I just want to make it worse

Kevin: The conflict is great

Grouchy old man: You're gonna whoop me? You and what homo parade? Kenny: This one

Kevin: That was the worst comeback ever

Kevin: I'm flip-flopping on both sides.

Kevin: I just want to piss off everyone

Kevin: You're right

Kevin: It's just getting worse.

Kenny: Not a goddamn scratch. What do you think about that?

Grouch old man: It's Larry and I'm fucking sorry.

Kevin: I'm not

Kevin: Oh yeah, I'm supposed to be minding the kid

Kevin: Look, I fell over again

Kevin: What a surprise

Kevin: Spent half the game falling over

Lady onscreen: You okay?

Kevin: How do they not realize that he was in there the whole time? Would he not have been banging away?

Kevin: No one needed to use the bathroom all this time?

Kevin: At least someone else fell over. Now I don't look as stupid

Kevin: Now I'm gonna start accusing him of being bitten

Kevin: Fucking Kenny's the boss all of a sudden. I want to be the boss

Kevin: I'm the one that caused the most conflict. I should be the boss.

Lady: A radio. I can't get it to work though

Kevin: I'm all out of ideas.

Kevin: Just throw it back down.

Lee: You didn't say anything and Duck could have been bitten

Lady: Sure, I guess.

Kevin: Wait, so my giving out that she didn't try and get Duck kicked out

Kevin: I'm going to give him a candy bar to reward his behavior

Kevin: Why?

Kevin: Yeah I still want to throw him out on the street.

Kevin: What? That's all you're gonna say after I said my parents died

Kenny: We didn't even try to save him that blood is on our hands, you know?

Kevin: It's not on my hands. I didn't try and save anyone

Kevin: How come I only got one option and it was 'ignore'

Clem: Why don't you want to talk about your family? Do they like, hate you?

Kevin: Oh my god what is wrong with this kid? I just don't want to talk. Look, because they're dead

Kevin: Yeah, how do you feel now kid, huh?

Kevin: The poor child.

Kevin: How do I seem like an okay guy? All I've caused this drama. I was flip-flopping each side just to piss everyone off

Kevin: I remember now that I have to do this, but it's just a terrible idea. Like, why would he suggest this?

Kevin: Ah, I see. He's evil. He's plotting something

Kevin: He like throws it at them. "Get out of here you damn zombies!"

Kevin: Is he trying to use the remote on the lock?

Kevin: I like how he's volunteering me to go out there.

Lee: You ready to head out? Lady: You got it. You?

Kevin: Wait what?

Kevin: Where are we going?

Lady: Let's go

Kevin: What? I don't-- I never agreed to go out here

Kevin: I don't understand.

Kevin: Oh now my guy has a moral compass all of a sudden

That guy: Dude where'd your weapon go?

Kevin: Did you not see? Alright. Finally now we can rescue this woman and by rescue, I mean kill her

From inside room: Stop, just stop!

Kevin: Like why are you freaking her out? If she really wants to stay here, should we not just leave her?

Kevin: What the hell dude? She's dying!

Kevin: How did she even board herself in there like from the outside

Kevin: It's like I dare you

Kevin: It's really not that bad

Kevin: I'm a horrible, horrible guy

Kevin: And just like that, I became a man. In a lot of noise, you know

Kevin: We went through a lot of trouble to stay silent

Kevin: We should have just hacked her up with the ax.

Kevin :I should really hurry up

Kevin: I'm taking a little stroll across the pedestrian crossing. Actually walking slow might not be a bad idea, you fall over a lot

Kevin: Aw, dude, come on. Don't. We-- we really gotta go.

Kevin: There's not the time to make friends

Kevin: Oh my god, why are you shouting?

Kevin: Ah Jesus now I'm screaming and I'm making all the noise and this is just going from bad to worse.

Kevin: Yeah, just scream more

Kevin: None of them were even looking at me when he screamed. He alerted them

Kevin: I can handle this one zombie if this is all that's coming. I'm gonna be fine

Kevin: Alright, maybe I might be in a slight bit of bother. Look at them. They all want the drugs

Kevin: Oh my god. Why now? Shut up.

Kevin: Oh my god, really? Now is the time we're trying to have a little bonding moment?

Kevin: Wait what happened? I left you alone for two seconds! Oh Jesus, they're useless. I can't wait to do nothing

Kevin: Just have me a bit of a breather. Sometimes you got to look after yourself before you can look after anyone else, you know

Kevin: Off he goes.

Kevin: And off she goes as well. Well, as I said, you gotta look out for yourself. Wait. No, that's a fail

Kevin: Apparently you gotta save one of them. Oh, really? I'm all the way back here. God, dammit

Kevin: Why didn't I just save someone? I just want everyone to die so bad. It's hard to try and make an effort

Kevin: You know what?

Kevin: I'm gonna save Doug 'cause he said I'm a great guy and in this apocalypse, I only want compliments

Kevin: Like she's proven to be very effective at helping everyone so I don't want her in the group

Kevin: Either of them could have protected themselves so easily. All right, I bet I can make it there without falling over

Kevin: What? I was on your side for like half that argument! Oh, I am gonna kill that man

Kenny: I'm not letting somebody else get eaten today.

Kevin: Good man. Alright, let's go.

Kevin: Okay, there was no need to insult me

Kevin: Just cuz I wanted your son to die is no need to get nasty

Kevin: That bumper sticker kind of summarizes everything in this chapter

Kevin: I'm just gonna stay silent. I thought you liked me.

Random Guy: How did you choose?

Random Guy: I mean, we both needed you. You picked me.

Kevin: That is the truth. I actually didn't pick. I wanted you both to die the first time.

Kevin: Oh my god, Duck is absolutely poisoning her. He won't stop talking.

Kevin: That's the nicest thing I've done in this whole playthrough

Kevin: Oh my god

Kevin: He's back again. I got about 30 seconds of peace

[High-pitched Duck shrieks]

Grumpy old guy: Good. Stay away from her. While everyone here knows that Lee Everett is a killer.

Kevin: You don't need to threaten me

Kevin: I don't want to even talk to her.

Kevin: Yeah, I really like you all of a sudden now because your dad was pissed

Lady: You know guys, I think it's going to be okay.

Kevin: With me on the team? Definitely not. You see?

Kevin: To be continued

Kevin: Oh these people are great. I love the next chapter

Kevin: Look at all the people that I could get killed. Oh all the pain I could cause

Kevin: Right, now for the fun part

Kevin: We get to see how many people picked the options I picked

Kevin: 'You and 36 percent of players lied to Hershel'

Kevin: 'You and 49 percent of players chose Duck.' No, I didn't choose anyone

Kevin: I wanted them both to die

Kevin: 51 percent of players sided with Larry, really?

Kevin: 45 percent of players gave her the gun.

Kevin: 23 percent of players chose Duck. More than double the people took sides with Larry

Kevin: over saving Doug. Well, I'm impressed. I'm impressed by humanity

Kevin: All right, we're gonna end it there

But I hope you enjoyed and I appreciate you watching. If you want to see more

Let me know, we might do the next chapter

Even if we don't want to do the old thing, the next chapters like really good

But yeah, I guess I'll end it there. So I'll thank you again for watching. Appreciate you as usual and I'll see you next time