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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Official Video - Clean Version) - YouTube
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- May I have your attention please?
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May I have your attention please?
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Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
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I repeat, will the real
Slim Shady please stand up?
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We're gonna have a problem here.
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♪ Y'all act like you never
seen a white person before ♪
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♪ Jaws all on the floor
like Pam like Tommy ♪
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♪ Just burst in the door ♪
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♪ And started whoopin' her
ass worse than before ♪
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♪ They first were divorced,
throwin' her over furniture ♪
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Agh!
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♪ It's the return of the, Ah
wait, no way, you're kidding ♪
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♪ He didn't just say what
I think he did, did he? ♪
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♪ And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots! ♪
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♪ Dr. Dre's dead, he's
locked in my basement ♪
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ha ha!
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♪ Feminist women love Eminem ♪
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♪ Chicka, chicka, chicka,
Slim Shady, I'm sick of him ♪
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♪ Look at him, walkin' around,
grabbin' his you-know-what ♪
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♪ Flippin' the you-know-who,
yeah but he's so cute though ♪
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♪ Yeah, I probably got
a couple of screws ♪
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♪ up in my head loose ♪
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♪ But no worse than what's goin' on ♪
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♪ in your parents' bedrooms ♪
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♪ Sometimes I wanna get
on TV and just let loose ♪
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♪ But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green ♪
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♪ to hump a dead moose ♪
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♪ My bum is on your lips,
my bum is on your lips ♪
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♪ And if I'm lucky, you might
just give it a little kiss ♪
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♪ And that's the message that
we deliver to little kids ♪
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♪ And expect them not to
know what a woman's is ♪
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♪ Of course they're gonna
know what intercourse is ♪
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♪ By the time that they hit fourth grade ♪
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♪ They've got the Discovery
Channel, don't they? ♪
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♪ We ain't nothin' but mammals ♪
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♪ Well some of us, cannibals. ♪
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♪ Who people open like cantaloupes ♪
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♪ But if we can hump dead
animals and antelopes ♪
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♪ Then there's no reason ♪
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♪ that a man and another man can't elope ♪
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♪ But if you feel like I
feel, I got the antidote ♪
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♪ Women, wave your pantyhose,
sing the chorus, and it goes ♪
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♪ I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady ♪
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♪ All you other Slim
Shadys are just imitating ♪
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♪ So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up ♪
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♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,
yes I'm the real Shady ♪
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♪ All you other Slim
Shadys are just imitating ♪
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♪ So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up ♪
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♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪
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♪ Will Smith don't gotta cuss
in his raps to sell records ♪
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♪ Well, I do, so (beep)
him, and (beep) you too! ♪
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♪ You think I give a
damn about a Grammy? ♪
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♪ Half of you critics
can't even stomach me, ♪
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♪ let alone stand me ♪
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♪ But Slim, what if you
win, wouldn't it be weird? ♪
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♪ Why, so you guys could
just lie to get me here? ♪
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♪ So you can sit me here
next to Britney Spears? ♪
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♪ Christina Aguilera
better switch me chairs ♪
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♪ So I can sit next to
Carson Daly and Fred Durst ♪
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♪ And hear 'em argue over
who she gave to first ♪
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♪ Little put me on blast on MTV ♪
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♪ Yeah, he's cute, but I think
he's married to Kim, hee-hee ♪
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♪ I should download her audio on MP3 ♪
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♪ And show the whole world
how you gave Eminem ♪
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- Ahh!
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♪I'm sick of you little
girl and boy groups ♪
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♪ All you do is annoy me, ♪
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♪ so I have been sent
here to destroy you ♪
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♪ And there's a million
of us just like me ♪
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♪ Who cuss like me, who
just don't give a like me ♪
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♪ Who dress like me, walk,
talk and act like me ♪
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♪ And just might be the next
best thing, but not quite me ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,
yes I'm the real Shady ♪
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♪ All you other Slim
Shadys are just imitating ♪
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♪ So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up ♪
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♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,
yes I'm the real Shady ♪
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♪ All you other Slim
Shady are just imitating ♪
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♪ So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up ♪
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♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪
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♪ I'm like a head trip to listen to, ♪
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♪ 'cause I'm only givin' you ♪
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♪ Things you joke about
with your friends inside ♪
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♪ Your livin' room ♪
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♪ The only difference is
I got the balls to say ♪
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♪ it in front of y'all ♪
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♪ And I don't gotta be false
or sugarcoat it at all ♪
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♪ I just get on the mic and spit it ♪
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♪ And whether you like
to admit it, I just it ♪
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♪ Better than 90% of you rappers out can ♪
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♪ Then you wonder, how can ♪
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♪ Kids eat up these albums like? ♪
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♪ It's funny, 'cause at the
rate I'm going, when I'm 30 ♪
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♪ I'll be the only person in
the nursing home flirting ♪
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♪ Pinching nurses asses
when I'm with Jergens ♪
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♪ And I'm jerking, but this
whole bag of Viagra isn't ♪
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♪ Working ♪
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♪ And every single person
is a Slim Shady lurking ♪
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♪ He could be working at
Burger King, spittin' on ♪
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♪ Your onion rings ♪
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♪ Or in the parking lot, circling,
screaming, I don't give a ♪
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♪ With his windows down
and his system up ♪
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♪ So will the real Shady please stand up ♪
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♪ And put one of those
fingers on each hand up? ♪
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♪ And be proud to be outta
your mind and outta control ♪
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♪ And one more time, loud as
you can, how does it go? ♪
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♪ I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady ♪
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♪ All you other Slim
Shadys are just imitating ♪
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♪ So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up ♪
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♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,
yes I'm the real Shady ♪
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♪ All you other Slim
Shadys are just imitating ♪
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♪ So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up ♪
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♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,
yes I'm the real Shady ♪
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♪ All you other Slim
Shadys are just imitating ♪
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♪ So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up ♪
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♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,
yes I'm the real Shady ♪
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♪ All you other Slim
Shadys are just imitating ♪
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♪ So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up ♪
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♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪
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Ha ha, I guess there's a
Slim Shady in all of us
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Let's all stand up.
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