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You waste so much, dude!
[2]
You know how much people need it.
[4]
You just clean it.
[8]
Baby, it's a cheese stain. That's it.
[12]
Fine.
[16]
What the hell?
I told you its a classy party.
[19]
Are you going to come like this?
[21]
Now please change this
look of yours immediately.
[23]
And listen, please do it fast.
So that I don't have to wait.
[27]
- Okay?
- Okay.
[29]
You please help him.
[32]
Did you see that?
[35]
Yeah, brother. She is looking beautiful.
[37]
Brother, bring it.
[38]
Just bring the razor. Your
brother is going to look really handsome today.
[42]
I'll be back.
[45]
Take this.
[47]
- Go for it.
- When did you buy this?
[49]
This is new in the market. Ananya
has gifted me the whole packet.
[52]
We had absolutely no fights
in the last two months.
[54]
Your brother showed full maturity.
[56]
She thinks it's a new beginning.
So she gave me this.
[59]
You be here. I'll get ready in a bit.
[64]
By the way, did she notice your hickey?
[67]
No, brother. I got saved.
[68]
I don't understand who gave it and when?
[71]
And I don't know how I should remove it.
[73]
Listen, take one lemon.
[75]
Little bit of toothpaste, neem leaves, make
a paste of it and rub it on your hickey.
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This will remove not only your hickey
but also get your image cleaned.
[83]
Really? But how come your
hickey is still there?
[85]
Yeah but atleast I did not cheat
my girlfriend while intoxicated.
[88]
Brother, your lucky that Ananya didn't
come to know anything, or else...
[91]
...or else you will never come to
know where these guys keep wandering.
[94]
But yours is evidently seen.
[99]
Yeah.
[101]
This is called Sachin's love.
[103]
Only for me.
[109]
Do not delete this message.
[111]
If you are not able to have s**,
[113]
then you may have some venereal disease.
[115]
Kindly contact Dr. Nityanand's
clinic as soon as possible.
[119]
Why Sachin's father is
sending him such messages?
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Wait a minute.
[123]
Dude! You even know the
password of Sachin's phone.
[126]
Of course! It is necessary.
[129]
You don't remember what
happened with Kritika?
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Her boyfriend gifted her
32D lingerie instead of 32B.
[135]
First she took it as a compliment.
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But later she came to know
that he was cheating on her.
[140]
- What?
- Then what.
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His boyfriend is the one who came
to the fancy dress party naked and
[146]
kept saying that he is Adam and
was looking out for his Eve.
[149]
How did he find another girl?
[150]
Another girl?
[151]
How much ever Murari
brother has is less for him.
[154]
What an audacity the guy has.
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I really want to be like
him at least in dreams.
[159]
You are right, brother.
[160]
Murari brother should
be kept as a goal in life.
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Hmm.
[163]
It's so well shaved.
[166]
I don't want to remove
my hand from my face.
[168]
What do you mean?
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I mean to say my face has
become soft and smooth.
[172]
- What's the name?
- Gillette SkinGuard.
[174]
Yes.
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Oh, f**k! It's 2'o clock.
[176]
I was suppose to take her for lunch.
I will leave.
[178]
- Come. Let's go.
- Yes.
[185]
Baby, we are getting late.
Shall we?
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See. You are looking so nice.
[189]
I told you.
[190]
By the way listen,
I hope you have booked a cab?
[192]
Yes. Premium.
[194]
Now shall we leave?
[195]
- Okay, then. I will see you later.
- Yeah. See you. Bye.
[202]
- Okay, then.
- See you.
[204]
- Bye.
- Bye, guys.
[205]
- See you.
- Bye.
[206]
- Bye.
- Bye. See you.
[207]
Your phone.
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Yeah. Thank you.
[213]
You want to watch something?
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You want to show?
[221]
Yes. Tell me. What you want to see?
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The one which you always hide it.
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What?
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You know. Its kind of...
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...long.
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Really?
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And?
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Let me think.
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It is very strong.
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And?
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And Ishan, I want it so bad...
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...just give it to me.
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Your phone password.
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What?
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This dress looks beautiful on you.
[312]
You are looking very pretty and
[314]
thin.
[316]
And I am not saying you
are just a pretty face.
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You know I am a feminist.
[321]
You look strong and
independent in this dress.
[325]
No?
[327]
Goal oriented?
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Team player?
[331]
Single mom?
[333]
- I love you.
- Ishan, I just need your passcode.
[338]
Fine.
[339]
4382.
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You are not going to say it, right?
[354]
You have tagged me on which photo, Ananya?
[358]
No. Ananya, please.
[360]
If you tell me the
password, I will delete it.
[361]
If not then I will
tag your parents too.
[363]
But we have had this password
discussion before, right?
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Yeah but earlier we
were not serious.
[368]
And anyways I am not
going to check your phone.
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- Listen, it's just for my mental peace.
- Okay, fine.
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It's reverse Z.
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Okay.
[381]
- Dude! This is wrong. You lied to me.
- No. You lied to me.
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You said you won't open and check.
[387]
What the...
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Look, right now, I'm seriously
doubting that you're having an affair.
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You always wander around with your phone.
[394]
That day in the party, whom were you
talking inside the washroom alone?
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Isha...
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How much more time
are you going to take?
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I can't bear the hunger now.
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And listen, don't knock the
door. Directly come in.
[408]
And brother, please bring oregano.
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Come fast. I am starving.
[412]
That day I was talking
with the food delivery guy.
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And how would you remember?
You were so drunk.
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Really? Why were you not giving me your
phone while we were booking an Uber.
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I was not giving you because I
wanted you to pay also sometimes.
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I told you that I'm a feminist.
[428]
See. I could be a cheap but
don't you dare call me a cheater.
[432]
The more you explain, the more I'll have
a doubt on you that you're a cheater.
[436]
Cheater?
[438]
Cheater?
[440]
Nirav Modi had cheated on 11,000 crore.
[442]
And it was diamonds not phones.
[445]
Football which is played with
feet, Maradona used his full hands.
[449]
But not phone.
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And in <i>Ajnabee</i> (Bollywood Movie),
wife swapping was done just like that.
[454]
Ananya, whoever wants to
cheat, they will find a way.
[457]
Why are you blaming this
beautiful invention?
[461]
Okay, fine.
[463]
But you do agree that we are
equal in this relationship, right?
[467]
- So this is my password.
- I don't want to see.
[470]
Dude! If I can show you my
password than why can't you Ishan?
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Why don't you get it?
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Men need privacy.
[479]
So that they can cheat
on their girlfriends.
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Do you have any idea in boy's
group, they share...
[482]
...hot insta profiles.
[484]
I have many ugly selfies
of mine in my phone.
[486]
With your ex's because you still miss them.
[488]
I am talking about Thik Thok.
I make Thik Thok videos.
[490]
See this.
[493]
Eww.
[495]
One minute. Is that my lipstick?
[496]
Ishan!
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See.
[500]
I'm sure you don't want to know that
what all things I do with my phone.
[503]
And weird thoughts which I get,
I only share it with Google.
[507]
Like is Biswa Kalyan Rath's father's
name is Unneeswa Kalyan Rath?
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Or how does Big Boss
stay awake for 24 hours?
[513]
And why does Rinkiya's
father laugh like this?
[515]
What was so funny
going on over there?
[519]
That's why Anu...
[520]
I am not comfortable with
anyone knowing that at 4am after having...
[523]
...8 beers, 4 joints and listening<i>
Taare Gin Gin</i> on loop for 2 hours,
[527]
how I torture my browser.
[529]
Because I myself don't know.
[532]
But that doesn't mean I am cheating on you.
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And I don't want to know your password.
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In fact, no person who respects
his or her privacy should ever...
[542]
...share their password with me
or anyone else in this world.
[545]
Period.
[548]
Really?
[550]
But Sachin has given
his password to Shivani.
[553]
That means Sachin is an a****le.
[554]
Yes. Sachin is actually an a****le.
[557]
A****le!
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I mean Sachin has forgot his wallet.
I had come to collect it.
[563]
- Come. Let's go.
- Wait a minute.
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How do you know my password?
[570]
You were spying on me?
[572]
- No, baby.
- Did you find anything on my phone?
[575]
I know that Murari brother has sent his
whole body selfie but I showed you, right?
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How can you doubt on me?
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I have never ever cheated on you.
[581]
- No.
- I can explain. Please listen.
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Ananya, can't you keep
the secrets with you?
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You have spoiled everything.
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You have no respect for others privacy.
[591]
What?
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I have no respect
for others privacy?
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Yes. You.
[596]
Wallet!
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So...
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...as I was saying...
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- ...privacy is important.
- Shut up!
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You know what?
[610]
You can have my password.
[613]
The Netflix one.
[614]
Netflix and chill.
[617]
Hey, come on!
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Let's do one thing,
let's watch 'Darr'.
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In that they'll show us
stalking without password.
[623]
Please, Ishan!
I already feel guilty about it.
[626]
You know what? I need a beer.
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Okay, I am sorry.
[631]
How about 'Sasural Simar Ka'?
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'Savdhaan India'?
[635]
Let's watch 'Andhadhun'.
That's your favourite movie.
[637]
'Dangal' is my favourite, Ishan.
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By the way, listen!
I am going out at 7 in the evening.
[651]
Where?
[652]
Siddhivinayak temple.
[659]
I know what we should watch.
[661]
What?
[663]
Your dad's comments on your picture.
[665]
Oh, shit!
[667]
Ananya, please delete it.
[669]
Do one thing, you tell me the password.
I will delete it.
[672]
No. You don't get it.
[674]
See men and women, both need privacy.
[678]
You were absolutely right.
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