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"Stay home. We figured it out.
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Stay home."
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"How long?"
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"I don't know."
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"Monthses, I think."
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"How many monthses?"
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"Just monthses,
bro, I don't know.
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It's gonna be monthses."
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"How many monthses?"
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"We don't know."
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"You're supposed to know."
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"I know."
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But we don't know.
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It's monthses.
Just stay home."
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"Well,
I have to go to work."
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"Fuck your job," they said.
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"Fuck your job."
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"What do you mean,
fuck my job?
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I don't have to pay rent?"
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"Whoa, hold on, take it easy.
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Capitalism. Take it easy.
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You still have
to pay your rent."
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"So, so, hold on,
but then I have to go to--
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well, send me money.
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You know what just
send me money."
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"No, whoa, what are you,
a crackhead, bro?
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We can't send
you money if-- if--
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What are you talking about?
We can't send you--"
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"Why you stuttering a lot, bro?
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Just send me this money."
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"We-- we don't have
any money, okay.
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We don't have any--"
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"What are you talking about?
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We send you money, bro,
that's how this works, okay.
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We send you money
and you allocate it
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for different buckets.
Right. You got Social security,
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you got Medicare, Medicaid,
there's a lot of buckets.
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And I'm sure you
have a rainy day fund.
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Bro, you gotta have
a rainy day fund.
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And it's pouring outside.
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Fucking full blown
hurricane season!
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Seven hurricanes
hitting at the same time!
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Send me some
fucking money!"
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"I have a confession,
we're broke. Okay."
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"What do you mean you're broke?
You're the federal government."
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"I know, I know.
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I know, we're in debt, okay.
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We're in debt, all right, it's--
credit cards-- it's just a lot of--
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it's debt, okay."
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"How much debt?"
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"We're just minus okay.
We're just...
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We're just--"
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"I know what debt
means, bro, just
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how much minus?"
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"It's a lot of minuses.
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So much minus.
A lot of minus."
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"Just spit it out.
How much is it?"
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"Twenty trillion dollars."
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"Twenty trillion dollars?
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Who's balancing
this cheque book?
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MC Hammer? Who's
managing this whole situation?
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How did you get
20 trillion dollars minus?"
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"Killing Brown people
is so expensive.
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Oh!
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It's so expensive.
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Just so much. So...
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as you can see, we
can't send you money.
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If we're in minus. Overdraft
fees are piling up. We can't...
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send you out of minus.
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What, Kyle?
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The stock market's
gonna fail?
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Holy shit, Kyle.
Heat up the printer.
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Heat up the fucking printer.
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Make three trillion
dollars appear.
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And let's funnel it into the Ponzi
scheme that is the stock market.
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Because the stock market
is a direct reflection
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of American hearts everywhere.
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If the arrow's going
down that means
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hearts and souls of Americans
everywhere is also going down.
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But look it's working,
it's going up!
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Americans are happy again.
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It's going up.
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It's sky rocketing!"
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"Wait, wait, wait. How the
fuck is it sky rocketing?
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We're all at home.
I thought...
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I...
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How is it...
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How...
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How is this thing going up?
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I thought it was all
based off of revenue streams
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and quarterly earnings.
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And nobody's working.
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I get Amazon. Shit.
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Everybody is at home ordering,
this should be sky rocketing.
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Well, fuck you, Jeff Bezos,
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and thank you, Jeff Bezos,
all at the same time.
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Like, but how
is this still going up, bro?
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I thought this was all based
off of money coming in.
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Everybody's at home."
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"Look man,
shut the fuck up, okay!
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Just look at the arrow.
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God, can't you just
shut your mouth
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and just be happy
that the arrow's going up?"
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"No, I can't, bro.
We need money."
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"Look here's $1,200.
Hush money.
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Shut the fuck up."
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"Thank you. That'll last
me a week. I appreciate that.
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Stop trying to distract me.
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How the fuck is this arrow
going up, though, for real?
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Homelessness is at
an all-time high."
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"Look, aliens are real.
Chew on that for a little bit."
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"What?
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You talk to them?"
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"Yeah, bro,
all the time, it's crazy.
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Just look at the
arrow, all right?"
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"No, still, like,
so many unemployed.
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Fifty million people
unemployed. How the fuck
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is the arrow going up, bro?"
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"Look,
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Jada cheated
on Will Smith.
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Chew on that for a little bit."
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"What?
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Why, Jada, why?
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What happened?"
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"Something about
entanglements,
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I don't know, it's crazy.
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Just look at the arrow.
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Just look at the
fucking arrow."
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"No, for real, stop trying to
distract me, bro.
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How is this arrow still going up,
okay? Please explain yourself."
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"Look, I've got a
hot tip for you, okay.
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Cryptocurrency."
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"What the fuck is
cryptocurrency?"
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"It's these little people
inside of a computer.
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And they're just mining.
They're just mining
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for these digital coins, okay.
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What you do is, you move
the real fake money
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over to the...
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over to the more
real fake money.
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And what you do is,
you just move, once
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you have more
real fake money,
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you move your real
fake money over here
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and you just keep doing that."
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"I'm so confused."
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"Hey, man, I've got
another hot tip for you. NFT's."
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"What the fuck is a NFT?"
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"It's a blockchain
of ownership..."
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"You know what, I'm just gonna
put a plastic bag over my head.
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Fuck this shit."
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