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-All right, we're checking out the only game where

you too can become a yeetaholic.

It's Happy Wheels.

Yay, I'm almost yeetastic, but not quite.

This thing is like wow, each of the different things has

a noise associated to it.

You can almost play the drums on this board, so you have

to get both of the dollar signs in order to get a shoutout

in the sequel, huh?

You got it.

Go, my yeeticles.

-Damn it.

Come on.

Getting a lot of noobs over here.

What the hell was-- What the hell?

What did I get that, made that sound?

[chuckles] I know that sound.

I played this game long enough.

That is the sound of a girl getting dismembered.

[chuckles] It's very specific.

Oh, I got lower case yeet.

Uh, yeeticles.

A TV.

Oh my God, Jesus.

So, uh, I mean does that count or that's--

Oh, the yeet sergeant.

Oh, I got the yeetus on the backboard.

Ooh, I'm gonna get that shoutout, damn it, I swear to God.

What is this?

You cheaty son of a bitch.

Oh, there's a spike freeze fall.

Well, damn it, now, I wanna get that instead.

All right.The explosive yeet.

I'm getting everything but this damn freeze fall again, come on.

All right, here we go.

Now, I'm ready for it this time.

I'm stuck.

Uh, penis, really?

Um, maybe I can still do this.

All right, just nice and slow.

Mm.

I don't even care about the shoutout anymore.

I want this free-- I want this freeze fall.

Get in there.

There, okay.

Good.

Are you serious?

There's no actual freeze, but rather I guess there is

a freeze, there's just no fall.

Listen, you can keep the leg.

You can keep it.

Oh, come on, Nixon.

-Damn it.

-You can do this.

Oh, oh, I don't know if I have enough strength with

just one arm to rip my leg up.

Come on, come on, come on.

[groans] All right, I've pulled myself out of this area,

but the problem is the leg.

Rip off already.

I'm actually like reaching further and-- There we go.

Oh, oh, okay.

[groans] [laughs]

Let me have this.

Why?

I got Michael Yeeton.

I don't want to shout out.

I'm not giving up until I beat up this freaking free fall,

this cheaty ass, bullcrap freeze fall.

Get inside the spikes.

Get in there.

Go, go.

That looks good.

Okay, here we go, here we go.

No.

Oh, oh.

Okay, I just need to do pull-ups until I get free of the-- Uuh, yeah.

Oh, oh, ye-yeah.

[laughs]

It's finally-- This is called glass stairs.

The idea is simple, you have to fall to your death.

Now, you actually have to go up the stairs without breaking them,

but I just wanna make sure there's not a free win over here.

There is not.

All right, so can I, like, light hop?

Oh yeah.

Oh, this is-- Oh, crap.

Okay, here we go.

I kind of moved the other stair.

Oh my God.

You know it's gonna be a pain in my ass when I don't

even get past the first stair.

Let's just go as far as we can.

Wow, nope.

Okay, so, there, yes.

If you land on your head, [chuckles] softest part of the body,

everything's fine, see.

All right, here we go.

Oh, God.

Okay, yes.

Land on the head, always land on the head.

This is why you wear a helmet.

Go, go.

Yes, thumbnail it.

No, no, no, no.

[groans] Oh God.

[groans] Yeah, there's a reason-- There.

There's a reason this gap right there is wider than all the other ones.

This is so simple, and yet so, oh God, unbelievably annoying.

They knew that people were gonna fall in that gap.

So here and then like half-- Oh, God.

[groans]

I ended up with a shard of glass up my ass.

This is adding insult to injury.

Uuh, yes, yes, yes.

Okay, I wanna be a little bit-- No, this is unbelievably difficult.

Oh, I'm gonna take this piece of glass with me.

God, I've got the idea, but the problem is

you have to go so far without making, uh, a single mistake.

No, oh, no, never gonna give up, doesn't matter how long it takes,

never gonna give up.

Seriously though, how long-how many more stairs are there?

Oh, no, no.

Not today, satan.

[laughs]

Okay, good.

Yeah.

Perfect.

Oh, almost stabbed myself in the head.

I'm still going.

Nice.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Stop it. Stop it. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop trying to-stop trying to behead me.

Stop it.

Stop.

[groans] Yeah, thank you, God.

All right, so this one is closer than the others.

So now, all right, and closer again, so now.

Oh, God.

Woo, and now further than the others, so now.

Perfect and then a big platform.

Is that it?

Yes.

Unbelievable.

[laughs] Yes, that's getting saved.

Welcome to boot camp.

This is gonna be really odd because I'm going to have to do this

military obstacle course with no, like, you know, spinal column

'cause my dad character can't actually stand up, so I'm hoping everything--

Oh, all right.

"Crawl underneath the barbed wire" through the mud.

There we go.

Oh, yeah, this is great.

All right.

Climb the hill.

You got it.

No problem.

"Get ready to swing on this bar.

(gray pole below)" What the hell are you talking about?

Like this?

Like-like this?

Okay.

What the hell?

Woo.

What am I supposed to do?

Oh, okay.

Okay, so it spins you, but I have to get it.

There we go.

Okay.

And wait for it.

Go.

Go.

Yeah.

[laughs] All right, though the mud, up the hill.

I'm not sure how you want me to beat this, but I know how I'm going to beat this.

Ready?

Hold on.

Wait for it like-- Ah, piss.

Well, I guess I'm doing it the right way no matter what.

All right.

I need to grab like the bottom of this pole.

There we go.

Like that there, back.

Oh, man.

Cheating.

Got it.

Now if I can just get my abdomen.

God.

No.

Okay.

Maybe I can't cheat.

Uh, okay.

That was-that was good.

I think I can get-- Yes.

Okay, sweet.

Parachute practice.

What the hell?

No, no, no, no, no, not through the knee.

Nice.

Oh-oh wait, hold on, I think I can still make this work.

Okay, so I just fell rather than used a parachute, but whatever.

[laughs] Here, I'm gonna bring- I'm gonna bring you with me,

Mr. Parachute.

We're gonna complete this together.

I love that given the opportunity to use a parachute,

I'd rather just fall on my head.

This is-- Oh my gosh.

This is called Kill the Karen.

Apparently, it's harder than it looks it says.

Oh, I already got a couple of 'em.

I've gotta get rid of, like, 30 of these swords,

there's too many there.

Okay, nice.

Oh, yeah, it's like dominoes, baby.

Woo.

That last one is gonna be tough.

Yeah.

Ready?

Ready?

Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it.

Wind up.

Yeet.

Oh, last try.

No, so close.

Oh, come on.

[groans] There, and then--

[groans] That was some good height on that sword throw.

Oh, yeah, that's-that's good.

Damn it.

That last Karen, she's so wily.

Beautiful, and [groans] got her.

This is-- Oh my god, this is called the Hill.

All it says is, "Watch out for the harpoons."

Where are the harpoons at?

Am I alive?

[screams] This is not fair.

All right, I've got to cheat your board.

There's no way in hell I can do this the right way.

How are you supposed to win this?

Yes, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Yes, yes.

Wow.

I'm still alive.

Please land, please land on the winning area.

Come on.

[?] No.

No.

[laughs] Go.

Come on, I can do this.

I can do this.

Oh, yeah, we're doing it.

We're- we're 100% doing this.

This is actually happening.

Come on, baby.

Come on, baby.

Come on, baby.

Go, go, go.

What is that?

All of the speed.

Go.

Come on.

Go, go, go.

Whoa.

Oh, no, oh, no, the rockets are going to come this way, aren't they?

The rockets are going to come this way.

I've got to get out of here.

There we go.

Perfect.

[laughs] Yes.

Yes.

No.

Oh, this hill is awful.

Ouch.

More speed, more speed, more speed, more, more.

Crap.

No.

I'm still alive, I'm still alive.

I can do this, I can do this.

I'll just drag myself down.

I'll make it.

I thought I could do it, but now I'm starting to reconsider.

This board lacks fairness.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Go, go, go.

Yes.

No.

Ouch.

God.

Me and this hill are becoming really good friends.

Shit.

Oh, I'm still alive, I'm still alive.

Okay, I'm still alive.

I'm still alive.

I have arms, I have arms and I'm still-- Okay.

Are we done?

[?] [laughs] You've got to be kidding me.

Okay, new plan.

Okay, different plan.

We're gonna get past these arrows.

Okay, let go of the bike.

Oh, just let me have this.

Oh, I-I-I'm alive.

Oh, full flip.

I'm losing all my limbs.

I have one left.

[laughs] Yes.

Yes.

Oh, God.

Please tell me it's over.

There can't be any more obstacles, right?

Oh, thank you.

The time has come to become a true surgeon.

All right, we've got some pills.

Hello there, DRizky.

"You will probably not need the help disc if you know

how the game works.

If you still need help, a video walkthrough is available."

Oh my God.

All right, gigantic knife.

Very good.

In fact, I-I kinda want this.

I'm taking this with me.

Shut up, phone.

I think the knife ended up going up my ass and out my head.

Okay, grab the heart transplant.

Gotta put it into the computer.

Oh, God.

God, just getting to play level is a pain in the ass.

All right, slowly descend.

I don't know what direction I'm facing right now.

Ah, perfect.

All right.

We have some very clean tools here with which to do this operation.

We got a needle, looks like a little heart scoop.

A couple of nuts and bolts and pills.

There's my knife, there's a scalpel.

I'm gonna end up using the-the dullest thing

in this entire room to do heart surgery.

Oh, wow.

Okay, so-- Oh, Jesus.

Oh, God.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Hey.

What?

All right, you know what?

We'll grab the scalpel this time and I'm gonna have some

more distance between myself and the--

Actually, no we're using this right-right-- Wait for it.

There.

Okay and go.

Come on, baby.

We can cut those ribs open.

I know it.

Yeah, get there.

Oh, yeah, finally.

Aargh, it's up my ass.

Okay, now.

Get rid of these bones.

Yeet.

Who are we- who are we-- Oh my God, it's you.

[laughs] Why am I even doing this, it's such a-- [laughs] Okay, whatever.

All right, so come down here, don't need the knife anymore,

so we'll go ahead and remove that out of the--

Well, you know what?

Maybe the knife can just stay in there.

Aargh, the knife's coming out because it's not my ass.

Slow, slow, slow.

Perfect.

Okay, okay.

Get the heart, hell, yes.

All right.

you gotta bring the heart over here, all right, and let go, okay.

Now, there should be another heart inside of this container.

All right, down, perfect.

Pull this off.

Oh, the lid has to go-- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Woo.

Oh, God, all right, we're starting to lose control.

Okay, slow and steady, Florida Man.

Yeah, yeah, that's hot.

Here we go.

Yeah, there you go.

Now, grabbed it.

Yes.

Yes.

No, don't crush yourself with the damn lid.

All right, perfect.

All right, there we go.

Oh, yeah, you beautiful bleeding meatball.

Come with me.

Yeah, yeah.

Woo, heart's getting a little out of control here, and drop it.

Boom.

Surgery complete.

I'm pretty sure that was the most legitimate surgery I've

ever seen in Happy Wheels.

Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed this episode of Happy Wheels.

Till next time.

Stay foxy.

Much love.