Funny best man speech - Tips from the original Best man speech song - YouTube

To be honest... I am a little surprised that he's getting married to a lady today because...

Just let me get my guitar.

There was always rumours going around the family that y'know, Rob might not be... That

we thought he might be gay.

So I was trying to sum up some of the stories, but instead I put it into a bit of a song,

so if you just bear with me.

What's up Rob? It's only a bloody song.

Think you're outdoing me pal?

So I've done it to the tune of "Matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs". I know it's

a favourite of some people in here so we'll er we'll go with it.

So here we are - It's 2010. A beautiful bride by the name of Jen.

Fantastic day so far's been had by all

I hate to be the one to say...

I always thought that Rob was gay

Did no one read the warning signs at all?

Well it started sat on Santa's knee. I was six, our Rob was 3.

An action man was my polite request

Then Rob sat down with his list in hand,

On santa's lap in this wonderland

And said I'd like a Barbie doll the best.

So here's to Rob and Jen on your wedding day.

You were made for each other in every way.

Well Rob you've got a beautiful wife and I wish you a happy life.

But I still believe that our Rob could be gay.

Well I was flabbergasted, struck with shock. I couldn't believe that Rob liked...

Frocks.

But I was a modern brother of the day.

There's nothing wrong wearing comfy shoes and meeting men in public loos,

but he's our kid and we'll love him anyway.

So here's to Rob and Jen on your wedding day.

You were made for each other in every way.

Well you know you've got more friends than most

raise your glasses to a toast

To Rob and Jen on their wedding day.

Well over 20 years have been and gone and here he is saying Jen's the one.

If anyone can turn him - Jen it's you.

He'll steal your products to do his hair

and prance around in your underwear...

But at least he leaves the seat down on the loo.

So here's to Rob and Jen on your wedding day.

You were made for each other in every way.

Well Rob you've got a beautiful wife

and I wish you both a happy life

But the in laws want grand kids by the end of May.

So here's to Rob and Jen on your wedding day.

You were made for each other in every way.

Well charge your glasses to a toast...

To Rob and Jen on your wedding day