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>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
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WE'RE HERE WITH OUR DEAR FRIEND
JOHN OLIVER.
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BIG SOCCER SUMMER.
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>> YEAH, FOR SURE, IF YOU WANT
TO USE THAT WORD, YEAH.
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>> Stephen: IT WAS AN
EXCELLENT SEASON FOR FOOT BALL.
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>> YES.
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>> Stephen: AND FOR THE U.S.
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TEAM.
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>> MAGNIFICENT.
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>> Stephen: BUT JUST AS
IMPORTANT TO YOU OR PERHAPS EVEN
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MORE SO.
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>> YEAH.
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>> Stephen: YOUR TEAM,
LIVERPOOL --
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>> YES, WE WON THE CHAMPIONS
LEAGUE.
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>> Stephen: WHAT DOES THAT
MEAN?
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>> CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, WE'RE THE
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE.
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IT WAS AMAZING, ABSOLUTELY
AMAZING.
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THEY ARE A WONDERFUL TEAM,
LIVERPOOL, WITH A VERY
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CHARISMATIC MANAGER.
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>> Stephen: WHAT'S YOUR
CONNECTION TO LIVERPOOL.
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>> MY WHOLE FAMILY IS FROM
LIVERPOOL.
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NOT ME.
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YOU GET GRANDFATHERED IN.
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THE ONE THING I COULD DO WITH MY
WHOLE LIFE IS SUPPORTING
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LIVERPOOL.
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I'M PASSING IT TO MY CHILDREN
NOW.
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>> Stephen: TELL ME WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE.
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>> BECAUSE THEY'RE DOING A
PRE-SEASON TOUR OF AMERICA AND
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SO THEY BROUGHT THE EUROPEAN CUP
TO MY OFFICE AND THAT IS ABOUT
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AS HAPPY AS I EVER GET.
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY MAGIC.
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I TEXTED -- I TEXTED THAT PHOTO
TO MY WIFE AND SHE RESPONDED
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THAT'S THE HAPPIEST I'VE EVER
SEEN YOU IN A PHOTO, AND I'M
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AFRAID SHE'S RIGHT.
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( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: WEDDING PICTURES
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DON'T MATCH?
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>> THIS IS MORE EXCITING.
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ALSO I'M PRETTY SURE I COULD
LIFT A SPORTING TROPHY BUT I
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THINK ALL SPORTS WOULD BE BETTER
IF THAT WAS THE CASE.
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>> Stephen: DOES IT FEEL GOOD?
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IT WAS HEAVY, BUT YOU HAVE TO
FACTOR IN MY UPPER BODY
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STRENGTH, SO IT MIGHT BE LIGHT.
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( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: THAT'S TRUE.
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HOW LONG WAS YOUR LOVE OF
LIVERPOOL.
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>> MY FIRST THOUGHT AS A CHILD.
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I BETTER SUPPORT LIVERPOOL OR
I'LL ANGER FATHER.
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( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: WAS THAT A
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FREQUENT CONCERN?
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>> SURE, YES.
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>> Stephen: I NEED SOME U.K.
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POLITICAL ADVICE OR KNOWLEDGE.
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CAN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE BIT OF
THAT?
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>> SURE.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
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IT LOOKS LIKE GOING GREAT.
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THAT'S THE KIND OF NUTSHELL
VERSION OF IT FOR YOU.
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IT'S CHAOTIC AND IT'S ABOUT TO
GET WORSE.
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>> Stephen: IN SOME WAYS I'M
KIND OF OFF THE CARING OF WHAT
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HAPPENS WITH BRECT TRAIN BECAUSE
IT'S TAKEN SO LONG.
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LET ME KNOW WHEN IT IMPLODES OR
DOESN'T.
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>> YES, THAT'S FAIR.
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>> Stephen: BUT I'M INTERESTED
IN WHO THE NEXT PRIME MINISTER
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IS GOING TO BE BECAUSE THE
LEADING GUY IS BORIS JOHNSON.
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>> RIGHT.
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>> Stephen: TELL ME ABOUT HIM
BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A FAILED
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CLONE OF DONALD TRUMP.
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>> RIGHT.
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>> Stephen: LIKE THEY TRIED TO
CLONE DONALD TRUMP WITH A
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TOENAIL CLIPPER THAT DIDN'T
QUITE TAKE.
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WHAT'S HIS DEAL?
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>> TO SAY HE'S A FAILED CLONE OF
DONALD TRUMP IS PERFECT BECAUSE
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IT'S AN INSULT TO BOTH OF THEM
SOMEHOW, THAT'S WHY I LIKE IT.
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>> Stephen: YEAH.
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BUT WE'LL SEE.
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I GUESS HE'S LIKELY TO BECOME
PRIME MINISTER.
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>> Stephen: WHAT'S HIS DEAL?
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WHAT'S HIS DEAL?
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>> Stephen: WHAT'S HE KNOWN
FOR?
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>> LIKE ENTITLEMENT FROM AN
EARLY AGE, A KIND OF DEEP, DEEP
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WHITE-HOT AMBITION PULSING
THROUGH HIS LIFE, NO REAL
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PRINCIPLES TO NAME OF ANY KIND.
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A KIND OF --
>> Stephen: AND WHAT ABOUT
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BORIS JOHNSON?
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WHAT'S HE LIKE?
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF )
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>> WELL, THAT'S THE THING.
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SUPERFICIALLY, THEY ARE SIMILAR.
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>> Stephen: I BELIEVE THE TERM
IS SUPERKALLIE FRAGILE
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LISTINGLY.
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>> YES, AND TEND RESULT IS THE
SAME.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT FOR
DINNER?
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A BEAL OF ( BLEEP ) OR A BOWL
SCREWS.
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THEY'RE BOTH AWFUL AND WILL HURT
YOU IN DIFFERENT WAYS.
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( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: THERE WAS A DUSTUP
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KIND OF IN THE PRESS AND
POLITICIANS BECAUSE THESE
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DIPLOMATIC CABLES.
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I LOVE THE TERM DIPLOMATIC
CABLE, BY THE WAY.
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THE BRITISH AMBASSADOR TO THE
UNITED STATES, A GUY NAMED KIM
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DUROCHE, A VERY POLITE GUY, VERY
DIPLOMATIC --
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>> AND BRITISH DIPLOMAT, BUT HE
CAN REALLY CONTAIN ALL FEELINGS
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ABOUT ANYTHING AND JUST CALCIFY
THEM INTO A DIAMOND.
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>> Stephen: AND THEN HE -- BUT
IN HIS CABLES, HE WAS VERY FRANK
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AND SAID THIS GUY'S AN IDIOT,
HE'S TRYING TO BLOW UP THE WORLD
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JUST BECAUSE HE'S BITTER ABOUT
BARACK OBAMA.
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>> I WOULD ARGUE THAT'S STILL
WITHIN THE LANGUAGE OF DIPLOMACY
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WITH WHAT HE COULD HAVE SAID.
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>> Stephen: YEAH?
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YES, BUT HE DID SAY THAT.
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IT WASN'T MEANT FOR PUBLIC
CONSUMPTION.
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>> Stephen: SO HE RESIGNED.
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YES.
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>> Stephen: BORIS JOHNSON DID
NOT SUPPORT KIM DUROCHE.
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>> NO.
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>> Stephen: WHAT DOES THAT
PRESSAGE OF WHAT TRUMP AND
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JOHNSON'S LAPPING WILL BE LIKE
OR WHO MIGHT TAKE THAT PLACE?
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>> WHO KNOWS.
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BORIS JOHNSON ( BLEEP ) TALKED
MOST PEOPLE HIMSELF.
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HE SAID TRUMP WAS AN IDIOT.
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>> Stephen: BUT IF HE SAYS
ANYTHING NICE ABOUT TRUMP, HE
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FORGIVES YOU.
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LINDSEY GRAHAM SAD HORRIBLE
THINGS ABOUT TRUMP.
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>> BORIS JOHNSON HAD NOTHING
WHATSOEVER.
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HE'S A MORAL WIND SOCK.
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HE WILL GO WHICHEVER WAY THE
WIND IS BLOWING.
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>> Stephen: SADLY, WE'LL TAKE
ANOTHER COMMERCIAL BREAK.
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BACK WITH MORE JOHN OLIVER!
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