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>>> HI, GUYS. WELCOME TO YOUR FIRST DAY AS

INTERNS AT MATTEL, THE BARBIE DIVISION.

YOU'RE ALL HERE BECAUSE OF YOUR INTEREST IN TOY MARKETING OR IN

BARBIE HERSELF. WE TAKE THE BARBIE BRAND VERY

SERIOUSLY HERE. LET THE SENIOR VP OF BARBIE

SOCIAL MEDIA ELABORATE MORE ON THAT.

>> WHO IS BARBIE? BARBIE IS FUN.

BARBIE WORKS HARD AND PLAYS THOUGHTFULLY.

SHE HAS ONE BOYFRIEND. SHE IS IMPOSSIBLE.

SHE IS GIRL TO THE MAX. BARBIE IS CURRENT.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND? >> YES, EXACTLY.

AND LAST YEAR, WE LAUNCHED HER VERY POPULAR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT,

WHICH ALLOWS HER TO CONNECT WITH HER FANS ONLINE.

YOU THREE WILL BE HELPING OUT WITH THE CAPTIONS.

>> WHY DON'T WE GIVE IT A TRY. >> WHAT WOULD BE A FUN CAPTION

FOR THIS POST? TAMARA?

>> HMM, LOVE MY JUICE AND MY CHOCOLATE BAR.

>> THAT'S NOT A CHOCOLATE BAR. IT'S A CLUTCH.

>> IT'S FINE. YOU?

WHAT WOULD YOU WRITE HERE? >> "I'M HOLDING A CHOCOLATE

BAR." >> I SWEAR TO GOD --

>> MICHAEL, SWEETIE, HE JUST TOLD YOU IT'S A CLUTCH.

>> THEN, "OH, NO, I FORGOT MY CLUTCH."

>> SHE'S HOLDING THE CLUTCH. >> OH, THEN WHERE'S HER

CHOCOLATE BAR? >> THERE NEVER WAS ONE!

>> ALL RIGHT. NEVER MIND.

WHAT ABOUT YOU? >> "I CAN'T SHAKE THE IMAGE OF

THAT GIRL GETTING HIT BY THAT CAR.

FOUR YEARS AGO OUTSIDE OF MY DREAM HOUSE.

ANYWAY, I WAS HOLDING A CHOCOLATE BAR, LIKE THIS ONE."

>> LISTEN TO ME, BOY. BARBIE NEVER WITNESSED A SUCH

THING. THAT SORT OF THING DOES NOT

HAPPEN OUTSIDE BARBIE'S HOUSE. >> BERNARD, CALM DOWN.

IT'S OKAY. LET'S JUST, WE'LL DO ANOTHER

PICTURE, OKAY? TAMARA, WHAT'S YOUR CAPTION?

>> "HI, IT'S BARBIE. I CAN'T FIND MY DOG."

>> THE DOG IS RIGHT THERE! IT'S AT HER FEET.

>> YEAH, BUT SHE'S NOT SEEING IT.

>> ALL RIGHT. MICHAEL, WHAT'S YOUR CAPTION?

>> "I'M BARBIE." >> SHE'S ANSWERING THE PHONE

SAYING, "I'M BARBIE"? >> NO, SHE'S JUST THINKING IT.

>> SO SHE PICKED UP THE PHONE, HELD IT TO HER FACE AND MOUTH,

AND THOUGHT, "I'M BARBIE"? >> YES, EXACTLY, SHE'S

PRACTICING. >> PRACTICING WHAT?

THINKING THAT SHE'S BARBIE? >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON.

YOUR CAPTION, JASON? >> "HEY, I'M SO SORRY TO DO

THIS -- BUT I WON'T BE ABLE TO COME TO THE PARTY.

I JUST CAN'T. I GOT ALL DRESSED UP, BUT I JUST

CAN'T SHAKE THIS FUNK I'M IN. I'M FREAKING OUT.

I'M BACK TO THINKING ABOUT THAT GIRL FROM FOUR YEARS AGO.

I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT I THINK SHE WAS TRYING TO TELL ME

SOMETHING. I'M SORRY, I'M STUCK.

ANYWAYS, GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU CAN.

OH, I'M SORRY. THIS IS BARBIE.

BUT YOU KNEW THAT. YOU HAVE CALLER I.D.

I'M SO STUPID. GOOD-BYE."

>> SO, YOUNG MAN, YOU ARE SUGGESTING THAT NOT ONLY WILL

BARBIE MISS A PARTY, BUT THAT SHE'S TRAUMATIZED BY SOMETHING

THAT I JUST TOLD YOU NEVER HAPPENED TO HER?

>> I THINK ADDRESSING TRAUMA IS IMPORTANT.

IT'S A DISCUSSION THAT NEEDS TO BE HAD.

>> NOT BY BARBIE. NOT BY BARBIE!

>> BERNARD, PLEASE, REMEMBER YOUR CONDITION.

OKAY, LET'S DO ANOTHER ONE. BUT I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT WE HAVE

IN MIND, OKAY. "BEAUTIFUL SUNSET IN MALIBU,"

YOU SEE, JUST LIKE THAT? >> SURE.

>> GO FOR IT. >> "IT'S ALMOST NOT NIGHT

ANYMORE." >> OH, MY GOD.

AND YOU? >> IS THAT BARBIE?

>> IN THE PICTURE? YES, OF COURSE THAT'S BARBIE.

>> OH, I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HER BACK.

IN THAT CASE, "I'M BARBIE. THIS IS JUST MY BACK."

>> NOW ME. "I OVERHEARD A WOMAN AT THE

SUPERMARKET SAY THE STRANGEST THING.

SHE SAID, 'THERE GOES BARBIE. POOR THING, SHE DOESN'T KNOW

SHE'S A TOY. CREATED BY A CORPORATION.

SILLY THING HAS NEVER WONDER IDEA THE CAR OR THE HOUSE CAME

FROM. AND THE TRUTH IS, I NEVER

THOUGHT ABOUT THOSE THINGS UNTIL TODAY.

TODAY IS THE FIRST AND VERY LAST DAY OF MY LIFE."

>> OKAY, I'M REALLY TRYING TO WRAP MY BRAIN AROUND THIS.

YOU'RE SUGGESTING THAT BARBIE FINDS OUT THAT SHE'S A TOY IN

THE SUPERMARKET AND THEN SHE HAS SOME SORT OF IDENTITY CRISIS

THAT DRIVES HER TO SUICIDE? >> IT'S THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN BE

FREE. >> OKAY.

DEIRDRE, I'M GOING TO CLOSE MY EYES AND WHEN I OPEN THEM, I

WANT ALL THREE OF THEM OUT OF THE BUILDING.

>> YES, YES. AND I'M GOING TO LEAVE MY EYES

OPEN AND MAKE SURE THAT HAPPENS FOR HIM.

LEAVE. ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES.

THEY'RE GONE. ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE GOING TO GO

WITH THE "I'M BARBIE, THIS IS MY BACK," RIGHT?