My Worst PE Teacher Experience (Ft. SomeThingElseYT) - YouTube

so back in middle school one of my favorite  classes that i always looked forward to having was  

physical education and whilst in most of my  lectures i tried finding different ways to snooze  

or stuff a big bag of doritos chips under my desk  and finish it quietly before class ended pe was  

just another recess where i could play sports with  my friends and just genuinely have fun but all  

that was taken away from me when this 1 pe teacher  came along and we're going to call him mr pain

mr pain wasn't just your average hey let's divide  them into teams and play some good old dodgeball  

kind of teacher no no no no he was the kind of  teacher who would immediately get you down on the  

ground to do some military push-ups and if you  weren't counting loud enough he was like louder

louder ssay it louder

first of all there was no one in school that  was as jacked as mr pain like as a skimpy  

little middle schooler he looked massive  to me he always wore these exact same  

tight-fitting black training t-shirts that  made his muscles look like they were about to  

pop out of his skin or something plus  he was also the official coach for the  

varsity boys basketball team which meant  that he knew how to keep the rowdy bunch  

in check he was like fletcher from whiplash  or the gordon ramsay of physical education  

he was the kind of teacher that was not afraid to  push you beyond your limits by any means possible  

if he wanted you to eat a bowl of bark and nails  you were gonna eat those barking nails along  

with the bowl and even the table itself now one  thing you're gonna know about mr pain was that

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enjoy and now back to the video now one thing  you gotta know about mr pain was that lack of  

competence and frailty was intolerable standing  in the shade during a blazing hot day f sitting on  

the ground after stranious exercise f walking for  a few seconds during a mile run fff and a sprinkle  

of detention cause yeah he can just do that oh and  all the students were super reluctant in speaking  

up or asking any questions because if you said  anything remotely dumb or slightly out of line  

this happened and that's how you  play basketball any questions um yes  

mr toons can i sub out during a game when i'm thirsty do birds lay eggs in the air  

no do cows grow on trees no sir good now go  put on a heart rate and run a mile please bro  

if mr pain had a knack for anything it was  definitely making people suffer through his  

exercises but among all these exercises the  worst out of every single one of them was  

none other than treading water now if there's one  thing that i can't do for the life of me is this

how how are they doing this i mean don't get  me wrong i'm a pretty good swimmer and i have  

no problem swimming laps around the pool but  for some reason i just couldn't tread water  

and knowing this you would think mr  pain would maybe put me aside in the  

shallow end of the pool and teach me how  it's done like a normal swimming teacher  

but nope he put me smack dab in the deepest  darkest part of the pool and proceeded right  

to the main event we called it the treading  circle the way this exercise worked was that we  

had to tread water for 15 whole minutes while  linking our arms over each other's shoulders  

in one big circle so if the guy beside  you started struggling and panicking

you were dead but that's not all to make  it even worse mr pain would make us take  

turns in carrying this 10 pound rubber  brick over our heads and if you dropped  

it before he blew the whistle everyone in  the class got an f for the day now this  

was me in middle school i know i know i know  i was one scrawny looking noodle arm beta male  

not only were we unable to use our arms  to tread but as you can tell from the  

picture my muscles just weren't developed  enough for this and to top it all off  

i was right next to one of the least fit kids in  our class this wasn't even a pe exercise anymore

it was attempted murder surprisingly though  i was able to survive the first few minutes  

of the exercise but then it was finally my turn  to take over the brick once it was passed down i  

knew that nothing else mattered more than  this very moment because if i dropped it  

then everyone got an f this meant a lifetime of  bullying and being made fun of and i wasn't having  

any of that there was five seconds remaining  on the clock and by some miracle i managed to  

keep the brick above water in the expense of  my head being completely submerged underwater  

and at this point i was literally breathing in  and gulping down a crap ton of water for air  

and before my brain could panic and give up  on everything altogether i finally heard it

take the brick hey where are you going  

it's okay don't look back don't  look back just just keep swimming  

just keep swimming who cares about on f i'll die  trying to finish that exercise all i gotta do  

is get on land that's right that's right come on  legs don't give up on me now come on almost there

mr pain obviously saw the sad public display  of me thrashing and bashing like a maniac so he  

casually stepped in to save me without breaking  a sweat and then i passed out thankfully i didn't  

take the blame for the class failing but despite  my best efforts i still got an f for not finishing  

the task and after this grueling and embarrassing  near-death experience i hit the cafeteria to take  

a breather to treat myself for all the crap i went  through for the day but before i could even pick  

out anything i heard a very familiar voice  call out to me from behind mr toons yes sir

pick a drink

all right right sorry for holding the line i  

actually haven't decided yet you can order first  if you want i don't mind no i mean pick a drink  

it's my treat yeah go ahead  it's it's fine it's on me okay

thank you keep it up

you know that moment when someone you know  who's always been so mean and so harsh to you  

suddenly show you one tiny vulnerable act  of kindness and it somehow becomes this  

huge emotional slap across your face that hits you  way harder than a thousand normal act of kindness  

from a regular friend this was that moment i  freaking chugged that drink with tears rolling  

down my eyes and that's when i realized this was  mr pain the kind of teacher that you hated with  

every fiber of your being but also respected  admired and wanted to impress just as much  

i've been so caught up in just how much i hated  the way he taught or just the things he made me do  

that i completely forgot about how  much of an impact he's made in my life  

looking back on it now as a grown adult i only  have respect and appreciation for what he did  

for me as a teacher and i guess that was just  mr pain's way of showing that he cared at the  

end of the day he was still the worst pe teacher  ever but then again he was also kind of the best

all right let's get to recording hello hello  hello hello blah blah blah here we go yes mr toons  

yes mr toons yeah mr toon what do you want  

yes mr toons what is it what do you want mr  toon [ __ ] indulge us with a question about

about subbing mr toons mr  toons mr toontz mr mr pain  

is the name don't wear it out or  you'll be lame it rhymes so it's cool  

god damn little kid look at you what are  we doing it's stupid pat pat keep it up

okay i think that's it i hope uh hope the video  does well i mean it seems like a good video it's  

fun it's cool it's great i love you god look at  us look what we're doing uh okay well you know  

the drill stay hydrated uh and smash like that  smash button there we go that's the one bye bye