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Season 11, Episode 3 - Barriers to Entry | Red vs. Blue - YouTube

Channel: Rooster Teeth Animation

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Tucker: Sixty!

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Sixty-One!

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Sixty-Two!

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Sixty-Three!

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Sixty-Four!

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Sixty-Five!

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Sixty-Six!

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Sixty-Seven!

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Sixty-Eight!

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Sixty-Nine

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Washington: Tucker, you can't keep stopping on Sixty-Nine.

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Tucker: No! This time, my legs went out.

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Washington: Oh, come on.

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Tucker: Ohhoh, Holy Christ!

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I haven't been this sore since that bachelorette party on Bourbon Street.

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Washington: You want me to believe you banged an entire bachelorette party?

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Tucker: I want you to, but really the groom just showed up and cracked three of my ribs.

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Washington: That's what I thought.

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Tucker: Why do we have to train so much?

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We never had to do squats when Church was in charge

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Washington: Exactly.

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I'd say you two have fallen out of shape,

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but generally in order to fall out of something you have to be in it first.

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Tucker: Hey, that's funny!

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You should try comedy Wash.

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Why make one person miserable, when you can work over an entire room?

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Washington: Alright! Time for sprints.

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Tucker: Fuck you!

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Washington: I want five laps around the canyon.

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Tucker: Die in a fire.

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Washington: Six laps, around the canyon!

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Tucker: Hey! Why isn't Caboose down here?

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Shouldn't you be making him do dumbbell rolls, or inverted push-ups or something?

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Washington: I think he's having one of his

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...off days.

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Tucker: Oh...

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Sarge: Men! It has come to my attention that we have been approching this base problem from the wrong direction.

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Simmons: What do you mean?

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Sarge: I mean we've been approaching it from the outside.

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What we should have been focusing on is the interior, the layout is all wrong.

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Upon reflection, I realized that a man of my military expertise,

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requires more private quarters,

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a place where I can reflect on my vast victories.

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And contemplate, on my non-existent failures.

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Grif: Is the place called denial?

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Sarge: Which is why I ordered Private Grif here to erect this new wall.

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Simmons: Okay, I give up.

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Grif: The sandbags.

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Simmons: What?! That's the wall?

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Sarge: Grif!

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I asked you to give me a proper erection, not to stiff me!

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Simmons: So glad Donut's not here.

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Grif: Hey! It's not like I'm some expert carpenter or something.

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Simmons: This isn't even carpentry, this is stacking things in a straight line...

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poorly.

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Grif: Well, it's all I could find, so build a bridge and get over it!

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Simmons: Hey Grif,

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when I build a bridge, should I use a few sandbags, or you know, something fucking useful?!

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Sarge: Useful or not,

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I hereby declare that from this point forward, this side of the wall is to be reserved for my own personal use.

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Simmons: Wait wait wait,

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you get half of the base all to yourself?

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What about me and Grif?

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Sarge: Sorry Simmons,

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afraid I can't hear you from the next room.

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These walls are just too thick!

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Simmons: But I-

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Sarge: Enjoy your new roomate!

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Grif: Ground rules,

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if there's a sock on the door, don't come in!

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Simmons: But we don't have socks,

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or a door.

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Grif: And I don't have an internet connection,

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but we've all gotta find some way to masturbate, now don't we?

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Caboose: Sigh.

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Groan

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Oh, woe is me.

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Oh, I don't know what that even means.

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Washington: Still standing in the corner, Caboose?

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Caboose: Oh yeah,

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Yeah, I just...

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Yeah, I just... yeah, I just miss Church sometimes.

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Washington: I know you do, buddy.

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He was your leader for a very long time.

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Caboose: Yeah, I am just...

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I, I'm just so lost without him!

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I...

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I don't even recognize my own face!

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Washington: Well,

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you don't have your old helmet anymore, Caboose.

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Also, your helmet and face are not the same thing.

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Caboose: Oh, god, that explains the blinking contest.

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Why'd ya have to tell me that?

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Aghh, you just made it worse.

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Washington: Look,

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Caboose

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I'm sure that somewhere out there,

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Church is thinking about how much he misses you too.

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Caboose: You really think so?

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Epsilon: Shut up. Just shut your mouth. ...Shut up. Shut up. CABOOSE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT THE FU-! Caboose: WE'LL GO ON ADVENTURES TOGETHER, WHILE WE RIDE BIKES AND SOLVE CRIMES! AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE FAIR AND THEN WE'RE GONNA DRESS UP! AND THEN WE'RE GONNA FINGERPAINT-!

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Washington: Yeeeah.

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Why don't you go for a walk?

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Take a little time to clear your head.

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Caboose: Yeah.

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Yeah, I just...

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yeah, I'll go on a walk by myself, I guess.