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[Inspector]<i>An emergency call took Sergeant Deux Deux and myself</i>

<i> to the Rue Morgue section of Paris.</i>

<i>The neighbors were complaining about a mad scientist.</i>

<i> Seems his experiments were creating interference in their television sets.</i>

I'm not crazy. They are crazy.

I don't sit around watching TV.

[laughing maniacally]

[Inspector] The<i>Sergeant and I began a thorough investigation of this old house.</i>

Often in these mad scientist cases,

there is a monster somewhere on the premises.

How are these monsters look like?

Well, mostly they're sort of horrible. Like this.

[howls]

Holy<i>frijoles.</i>

I want to go home.

Sergeant! What kind of stuff are you made of?

Oh, enchiladas,

chili beans, tacos.

Stuff like that. Nothing fancy.

Personally, I cannot see how you can stomach that awful food.

If my stomach, she doesn't like it,

she can lump it.

[hiccups]

I think she lumped it.

How about I drink some of this seltzer water

to put out the fire.

[gulping]

Ah.

Now it's<i>muchos</i>better.

[hiccups]

[growling]

[Inspector] Deux Deux,

I think I found something, eh.

These old secret passage-type walls are just the place to find a secret passage.

[crashing]

[hiccups] [grunting]

Hey, Inspector.

Did you find the secret passage?

[squeaking]

[weakly] Yes.

[Inspector]<i> An obvious suspicion was growing in me.</i>

Sergeant,

you and I are not alone in this old house.

If there is another presence here,

it might be upstairs.

I go search the cellar.

Get up those stairs and find that monster.

[grumbling] I don't like the...

I wish I was in sunny Barcelona.

I don't see no monsters.

Well, at least, that's a good sign.

[grunting hiccup]

[growling]

[exclaims]

[hiccups]

<i> Caramba!</i>The monster! The monster!

I see him! The monster!

I see him! Come, quick!

I mean stop quick! I don't know what I mean, mama.

Deux Deux, calm yourself.

If the monster is upstairs,

we have him where we want him.

But I don't want him.

We'll seal the monster up inside this room.

[grunting hiccup]

[growling]

There. I defy him to get through this door.

[exclaims]

[panting]

Hey, Inspector.

[knocking]

What happened?

Shut the door, Deux Deux.

You're making a draft.

Here's a pistol, Deux Deux.

Now you hide behind this door, eh?

And if you see the monster,

shoot him through the keyhole.

[Deux Deux] Well, I don't like to be in here all alone.

Don't worry, I'll be right out here, hiding behind the curtains.

[grunting hiccup]

[growling]

[gunshot]

We've searched everywhere but the cellar.

He must be down there.

I could stay here,

and catch him when you chase him out.

We're in this together.

You first.

[Inspector] Keep that gun of yours handy.

Carefully now.

[Deux Deux] I don't feel so good.

[grunting hiccup]

[growling]

[Inspector] I found a light switch.

When I turn the light on, if you see the monster, shoot it.

Do you see him?

[gunshot]

[Inspector] Cunning devil! Now I know where you are.

Well, take this!

[gunshot]

[gunshot]

[hiccup]

[growling]

[gunshot]

[Inspector] Take that, you swine.

Sergeant Deux Deux.

Somebody here is triggers happy.

I won't say who.

We're dealing with a pistol-packing monster.

I'll douse the light.

[hiccup]

[growling]

[Inspector] Did you hear that?

[hiccup] [growling]

[hiccup] [growling]

[hiccup]

[growling]

Hey, Inspector! Don't leave me all alone with this monster!

Hey, wait!

Wait for me!

Hey, wait!

[approaching heavy footsteps]

Oh, am I glad those crazy fuzz are gone.

They make a body nervous.